I wanna whisper nasty stuff... better

[A Desert Rose]

I'm prefacing this by saying if the moderator would like to move this to the cafe, she certainly can. I'm not sure in which place to post this.

Because I work per diem, I drive a longish distance some days, so I've taken to listening to audio tapes and CDs. (Audio books... mostly history and biography.) What I'm looking for and have been unable to find is erotica on tape or CD. I want GOOD erotica and especially - and don't laugh at me - but tapes to teach how to talk dirty, better. (Believe me, I've never been real good at talking dirty and I'd like to do a better job.)

Does anyone know of any sites where I can purchase any kind of audio erotica?




mmm... Audio erotica - has a nice ring to it LOL

 

[-T-]

me too

i'm not much of a help here... i also love the tapes and CD's would also love to find a good site

 

[Chicklet]

you could ask in the How To section, they might have better suggestions

 

[A Desert Rose]

i'm not much of a help here... i also love the tapes and CD's would also love to find a good site

Well, good. Maybe we can both find what we're looking for.

 

[A Desert Rose]

you could ask in the How To section, they might have better suggestions

Okay. Good idea. I will post this there too, then.

Thanks.

 

[snowy ciara]

This idea wouldn't help with the driving, cause it's not safe to be on the phone and drive, but you could find a phone buddy who also would like to practice their sweet nothings and call each other. I'm not talking phone sex, really, just a living breathing body to practice on, so you can say it with out giggling.

 

[A Desert Rose]

This idea wouldn't help with the driving, cause it's not safe to be on the phone and drive, but you could find a phone buddy who also would like to practice their sweet nothings and call each other. I'm not talking phone sex, really, just a living breathing body to practice on, so you can say it with out giggling.

Oh I don't know snowy... I love phone sex. In fact, I love all sex! ;-)

But I do kinda like this idea, really. This is an idea that bears some exploring.

Thank you!

 

[graceanne]

Oh I don't know snowy... I love phone sex. In fact, I love all sex! ;-)

But I do kinda like this idea, really. This is an idea that bears some exploring.

Thank you!

I volunteer snowy to practice with.

 

[snowy ciara]

giggling madly So you enjoyed my horrible sexy sick voice last weekend, didja Gracie? It does bear thinking on...

 

[A Desert Rose]

I volunteer snowy to practice with.

Oh, I'd already thought of that. Great minds think alike, Grace. ;-)

Snowy doesn't realize that when in AZ, she's lots closer to me than she knows, too.

 

[graceanne]

Oh, I'd already thought of that. Great minds think alike, Grace. ;-)

Snowy doesn't realize that when in AZ, she's lots closer to me than she knows, too.

I thought of that. You're probably closer to her than any other litster, except maybe betticus.

 

[graceanne]

giggling madly So you enjoyed my horrible sexy sick voice last weekend, didja Gracie? It does bear thinking on...

Oh, yeah, baby. Your voice was so hot . . .

Actually you sound a lot like Ella when she was sick.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I thought of that. You're probably closer to her than any other litster, except maybe betticus.

I'm closer than he is... a lot of any given month.

 

[DVS]

This idea wouldn't help with the driving, cause it's not safe to be on the phone and drive, but you could find a phone buddy who also would like to practice their sweet nothings and call each other. I'm not talking phone sex, really, just a living breathing body to practice on, so you can say it with out giggling.

Actually, you know, that's not a bad idea. Well, not the driving part, but talking to someone as practice.

Sex is a personal thing and what better way to practice than with a person? I think it would be best to find someone you are attracted to, be it male or femaile, and hopefully, they be attracted to you. Both of you be in a situation where you can talk freely and just go with the flow.

The key to this would be to try and make the other person cum before you do. Make it kind of like a game. You talk dirty to the other person, and try to make them go over the edge. The trick would be listening to their voice, and getting excited just enough to control them, while they are trying to do the same.

It could be pretty interesting, as long as you don't have to worry about long distnce or using up too many of your plan's minutes. I think this would be a fun way to practice talking dirty, as well as having fun.

Leave it to Snowy to come up with the answer. So, Graceanne, Snowy's got a pretty hot voice, huh? Too bad she isn't a better horse whisperer, though.

 

[snowy ciara]

Up until the horse whisperer part, I thought you were volunteering too, DVS! I'd talk dirty to ADR anyday, except for the insane giggling thing that happens when I try that.

 

[graceanne]

Leave it to Snowy to come up with the answer. So, Graceanne, Snowy's got a pretty hot voice, huh? Too bad she isn't a better horse whisperer, though.

She's got the sweetest voice. I can just imagine what evil things that sweet voice would make you think of.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Actually, you know, that's not a bad idea. Well, not the driving part, but talking to someone as practice.

...It could be pretty interesting, as long as you don't have to worry about long distnce or using up too many of your plan's minutes. I think this would be a fun way to practice talking dirty, as well as having fun.

You know, calling from one Tmobile phone to another is free... for me.

Just a thought, dollies. ;-)

 

[rozezwild]

Just a little something -- If you can find Erotica Writings ( she usually in the playground) she does Audio tapings and may be able to come up with something for you

 

[Betticus]

You know, calling from one Tmobile phone to another is free... for me.

Just a thought, dollies. ;-)

I have tmobile but I also have managed to catch a flu or cold or something.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Just a little something -- If you can find Erotica Writings ( she usually in the playground) she does Audio tapings and may be able to come up with something for you

Really? And this is her Lit name? I'll try and look her up. Thanks.

I have tmobile but I also have managed to catch a flu or cold or something.

Now that's just mighty interesting. ;-) And I'm sick now, too.

Do you talk dirty well? Because I do want to learn to. Maybe we could pursue this sometime down the road? Of course, that is, if you'd be interested.

 

[rozezwild]

Really? And this is her Lit name? I'll try and look her up. Thanks.



Now that's just mighty interesting. ;-) And I'm sick now, too.

Do you talk dirty well? Because I do want to learn to. Maybe we could pursue this sometime down the road? Of course, that is, if you'd be interested.

Yep that is her name

Bar is

Welcome to the BBW bar and Grill

Leave her a message there or on Pm

 

[cellis]

Oh I don't know snowy... I love phone sex. In fact, I love all sex! ;-)

But I do kinda like this idea, really. This is an idea that bears some exploring.

Thank you!

Wanna call me? I talk dirty with you...

 

[cellis]

You know, calling from one Tmobile phone to another is free... for me.

Just a thought, dollies. ;-)

*waving wildly* I have t-mobile!!

 

[shy slave]

i'm not much of a help here... i also love the tapes and CD's would also love to find a good site

Sounds like a marketing idea to me. If we can learn to speak Danish in three months , stop smoking in six weeks and lose weight by watching videos; "Learn to Talk Dirty in 2 Weeks" sounds like a winner.
There could be stages of ability and the chance to work for the premium rate numbers when you complete the whole course.
Then there is the certificate you can frame and hang on the wall, your parents and family will be so proud of your achievements

 

[A Desert Rose]

*waving wildly* I have t-mobile!!

We talk on the phone, lots... how come I never knew you had Tmobile, too?

Well shit... expect me to be calling you real soon then.