i wanna try anal

[crowdsurfer]

hi there.......neithe rme nor my girlfriend have ever had anal sex, I would love to ry it, and she loves anal play when I lick her ass or finger it, but she's kinda scared of actual anal sex.......now I'd like to ask the women out there, if there are any special tricks or anything to making me taking my girlfriends ass as painless as possible?

 

[Weird Harold]

hi there.......neithe rme nor my girlfriend have ever had anal sex, I would love to ry it, and she loves anal play when I lick her ass or finger it, but she's kinda scared of actual anal sex.......now I'd like to ask the women out there, if there are any special tricks or anything to making me taking my girlfriends ass as painless as possible?

Go here: http://www.literotica.com/forum/search.php

Search the How To forum for the keyword "Anal" and you'll find about six dozen threads with good info.

 

[Wizard]

Yea check that thread out....Good info there....

 

[Ezzy]

I tried the whole site and got...

Search the How To forum for the keyword "Anal" and you'll find about six dozen threads with good info.

1078 hits for the word A*al by 3:35 EST, must be a few more by now.




EZ

 

[cymbidia]

You could try a search on google or yahoo or any of the other search engines. Here's a good site, too:
http://www.very-koi.net/anal.htm

Basically, you just gotta go do it. Use lube. Go slowly and gently until the one receiving gets a little accustomed to the feeling. Know it's probably gonna be, ummm, uncomfortable for the recipient at first.

You'll both probably end up loving it, and if you don't, then stop. There's plenty of other fun things to do with your bodies.

 

[OUTSIDER]

First of all a lot of people are gonna tell you to use lot's of lube but thats crap....what you want is sand, yep thats right a big ol handful of sand and once your up your partner's ass you use the sand to increase the feel of anal......what......why are you all looking at me......?

 

[Feisty1]

after the lube, don't forget to try and "loosen" things up a bit first. try inserting something smaller (ie. a finger) until you work your way up to something a big larger.

 

[cymbidia]

Sand?

~snickering, remembering nights of sweaty teenage sex, so desperate and heated, on the San Diego's beaches a lifetime ago~

Hmmm, interesting suggestion but do you think sand's maybe a little too advanced for beginners at this anal sex stuff?

 

[OUTSIDER]

Ok how about gravel...?

 

[cymbidia]

Ok how about gravel...?

Screw it. Let 'em go straight to fist-sized rocks and really give the ER people something to talk about during lulls in the action.

 

[OUTSIDER]

some time ago I dated a nurse and she told me that one night in A&E (ER) a guy comes in waddleing like a duck and when they checked him out they found he had some kind of trophy stuck up his ass.

 

[Mischka]

My friend is a nurse in the ER and he had to help a guy remove a BUTTERNUT SQUASH. The best part is the guy's story - he claimed that he decided to rinse the squash while he was taking a shower, but that he dropped it and then he fell on it.

ERs must know of a million and one bizarre things that people have gotten stuck up their butt. I think someone with access to all those x-rays should compile a coffee table book of them. Sort of an artsy black and white guess-what-this-one-is kind of book.

 

[cymbidia]

I think someone with access to all those x-rays should compile a coffee table book of them. Sort of an artsy black and white guess-what-this-one-is kind of book.

How about a web site called "Rectal Foreign Bodies"? Will that do while you're waiting for the coffee table book?
http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html

BTW, i think some of these people deserve a Darwin Awards Honorable Mention even though they weren't successful at the removal of their genetic material from the human gene pool. Concrete enemas, indeed!

 

[crowdsurfer]

you people aren't helping me at all.I would like genuine personal imput from women who like anal sex and who can tell me what I can do to make it more pleasurable and less painfull for my girlfriend.....if i wanted statistiucs or the textbook crap, i woldb'e goen to the webpages, and If i wanted some sand bullshit i could've asked high scholl students with the intellectual capacity of a 3 year old!

 

[Mischka]

Excuse me, Crowdsurfer, but it sounds like you've got something up your ass. Weird Harold gave you a link in the very first reply that should have answered all of your questions. That should give you a good general outline, and then if you have specific questions, by all means ask. But don't be surprised if people aren't willing to be nice to you if you're so snitty in your posts.

 

[cymbidia]

snitty

~taking away that 'n' and handing you an 'h'~ ...given the subject matter and all.

 

[Mischka]

Thank you for correcting my grammatical oversight, Cymbidia. The 'h' is far more appropriate in the given context.

And thanks for the link - those x-rays are hilarious (a live bullet?!). Reminded me of a piece of advice from my nurse-friend: The reason bottles are such a common emergency room predicament is because of the vaccuum they create when they are inserted uncapped-end first. Either use a hollow tube or cut off the end of the bottle. Just trying to do my part to cut down on the ER bills.

 

[djacq]

Hey Crowdsurfer,
The first thing that you and your girlfriend have to have besides curiosity is enthusiasm. You both really have to have be in to it in order to get any pleasure out of it. Try first with a well lube finger in her ass and with a thumb in her pussy in a 69 position. She'll love it when she cums. Then you can work your way up to two fingers or more depending on how thick you are. When you both are ready, just go slowly and relax. Ask her to finger herself while you're doing her. Enthusiasm and communication is the key.
Also, both of you watching some good porn flicks with anal sex in it would be an added plus. Some of them may be a little exaggerated but you'll get the picture. Good Luck and let me know what happens.

 

[crowdsurfer]

thank you djacq, you're the first one to give me some real advice........it's greatlyappreceated!