i wanna screw!

[scylis]

but, goddamnit, my heart'll explode!

 

[Kitte]

Id like a hammer...I have to hang some paintings.

 

[celiaKitten]

Click me for a heart-safe screw

 

[Sillyman]

I have a heart condition, but fuck it! If I die I'll at least die like a man at the hands of a jealous husband!

 

[scylis]

the Hammer of Justice crushes infidels and hangs painting!!

 

[scylis]

sad thing is, i don't think i'm lying in my first post. while it may not explode, i think sex is something my poor, defective heart can take.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Philips or Blade??????