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kitsuke
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More extreme?
Okay.
First, dive the waters off central america and gather your own oysters. No nets, traps, or oyster farms, that's cheating.
Then make a trip to Cambodia and hack through the deep jungle for a while. No real reason.. this is just to build a manly sweat.
Now, get on Lit and post something astoundingly stupid. You'll really have to try there. The resulting flames will pleasantly redden your cheeks.
Get a gun, six bottles of vodka, and a 1984 Delorean. Cruise through Florida at 153 miles per hour. When the cop stops you offer him a drink. When he doesn't go for it become enraged and pull your gun. Get beaten down like a bitch.
Escape. Find a way.
Cross state lines holding six nuns, a preschool teacher and Randall Cunningham hostage. Naked. (you or them, doesn't matter)
Sacrifice a virgin to the Almighty Divine Presence of Jimmy Carter. (do the ceremony properly... start with a virgin, when you are done, there is no virgin)
Put on mauve running shorts and sprint all the way back home. Break into the back door after flinging your keys ino the neighbors pool.
Creep up the stairs, climb ito bed next to your wife, pull out a strap-on harness and in a loud voice proclaim that you've been bad need to be punished... you ate the oysters.
Okay.
First, dive the waters off central america and gather your own oysters. No nets, traps, or oyster farms, that's cheating.
Then make a trip to Cambodia and hack through the deep jungle for a while. No real reason.. this is just to build a manly sweat.
Now, get on Lit and post something astoundingly stupid. You'll really have to try there. The resulting flames will pleasantly redden your cheeks.
Get a gun, six bottles of vodka, and a 1984 Delorean. Cruise through Florida at 153 miles per hour. When the cop stops you offer him a drink. When he doesn't go for it become enraged and pull your gun. Get beaten down like a bitch.
Escape. Find a way.
Cross state lines holding six nuns, a preschool teacher and Randall Cunningham hostage. Naked. (you or them, doesn't matter)
Sacrifice a virgin to the Almighty Divine Presence of Jimmy Carter. (do the ceremony properly... start with a virgin, when you are done, there is no virgin)
Put on mauve running shorts and sprint all the way back home. Break into the back door after flinging your keys ino the neighbors pool.
Creep up the stairs, climb ito bed next to your wife, pull out a strap-on harness and in a loud voice proclaim that you've been bad need to be punished... you ate the oysters.
cymbidia
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"Not nilla" is a state of mind.
It's definitely not something one possesses and locks away where the kids can't find it. (That part comes later.)
It's a willingness to experiment and be really open - not just mouthing the words open - WITH your partner as far as new things, trying them, talking about them, touching them, feeling them, looking at them on the net and in actual stores - all the while giggling together like children as your combined temps rise to unsafe levels.
It's a willingness to bend the rules of who does what to whom.
It's an attitude of, "hell yeh let's try it!" rather one of, "gee, well, i don't know, looks kinda painful and what if the neighbors peeked in and saw us?"
Hmmm.
Good question.
Let me think about this some more.
It's definitely not something one possesses and locks away where the kids can't find it. (That part comes later.)
It's a willingness to experiment and be really open - not just mouthing the words open - WITH your partner as far as new things, trying them, talking about them, touching them, feeling them, looking at them on the net and in actual stores - all the while giggling together like children as your combined temps rise to unsafe levels.
It's a willingness to bend the rules of who does what to whom.
It's an attitude of, "hell yeh let's try it!" rather one of, "gee, well, i don't know, looks kinda painful and what if the neighbors peeked in and saw us?"
Hmmm.
Good question.
Let me think about this some more.
cymbidia
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"Not nilla" is walking lines.
Lines between what you should do and what you want to do...
... what you've always done and what you dream of doing...
... what you fantasize about when you're admitting your fantasies out loud to your spouse and what you fantasize about when you're tossing and turning in the dead of night, just you and your brain.
It's being paired with someone who needs you to push them to try/test/do/go/taste/smell/hear new things - at the same time they're pushing you to do the same.
It's the biggest baddest most wildly rocking roller coaster ride opn the planet, "not nilla" is... and it's slow smooth easy deeply felt lovemaking, too.
It's a hand gripping your cock hard under the tablecloth at a fancy dinner party, while the convo carries on without pause above. and it's you whispering orders for her to go remove her panties at that same dinner party, and not wear them at all for the rest of the night.
Let me think about this some more.
Lines between what you should do and what you want to do...
... what you've always done and what you dream of doing...
... what you fantasize about when you're admitting your fantasies out loud to your spouse and what you fantasize about when you're tossing and turning in the dead of night, just you and your brain.
It's being paired with someone who needs you to push them to try/test/do/go/taste/smell/hear new things - at the same time they're pushing you to do the same.
It's the biggest baddest most wildly rocking roller coaster ride opn the planet, "not nilla" is... and it's slow smooth easy deeply felt lovemaking, too.
It's a hand gripping your cock hard under the tablecloth at a fancy dinner party, while the convo carries on without pause above. and it's you whispering orders for her to go remove her panties at that same dinner party, and not wear them at all for the rest of the night.
Let me think about this some more.
cymbidia
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"Nilla" is different for everyone, Guru. Really.
A swinger's club would be totally "not nilla" IF it's pushing your envelope as a couple. If going there allows you both to act on needs/desires/fantasies that you've been aching to act on, then it's definitely "not nilla".
Nilla is the same old stuff.
It's routine.
It's non-adventuresome.
It's safe and usual and "what everyone does".
You could tell your mother all about the nilla you, even the sexual stuff.
Your mother would probably not want to hear about the "not nilla" you. (Well, i told my mother all about me writing erotica and being sub in October but my mother is a wonderful and great lady and it was okay to tell her. I didn't tell her everything either. Oh no! Too much is too much. There are definitely some things one can do that one should never ever tell her mother, and i've done at least a couple of 'em. )
"Not nilla" is a state of mind best shared between two people with a deep and abiding bond. "Not nilla" eventually requires immense trust in your partner, far deeper, perhaps, than the trust exchanged between two nilla partners.
Sounds like you guys are already on your way toward certifiably "not nilla" life.
A swinger's club would be totally "not nilla" IF it's pushing your envelope as a couple. If going there allows you both to act on needs/desires/fantasies that you've been aching to act on, then it's definitely "not nilla".
Nilla is the same old stuff.
It's routine.
It's non-adventuresome.
It's safe and usual and "what everyone does".
You could tell your mother all about the nilla you, even the sexual stuff.
Your mother would probably not want to hear about the "not nilla" you. (Well, i told my mother all about me writing erotica and being sub in October but my mother is a wonderful and great lady and it was okay to tell her. I didn't tell her everything either. Oh no! Too much is too much. There are definitely some things one can do that one should never ever tell her mother, and i've done at least a couple of 'em.
)"Not nilla" is a state of mind best shared between two people with a deep and abiding bond. "Not nilla" eventually requires immense trust in your partner, far deeper, perhaps, than the trust exchanged between two nilla partners.
Sounds like you guys are already on your way toward certifiably "not nilla" life.
Mr. Bootie
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Cym, I've recently discovered that I may have Dom tendencies
I may be looking into this BDSM lifestyle. I have been reading the BDSM thread. Very good info. Is there a place for training for a new Dom to attend?? Do you know of any "munchies" here in California?? Hmmmm???? Suddenly interested.
kgboot
I may be looking into this BDSM lifestyle. I have been reading the BDSM thread. Very good info. Is there a place for training for a new Dom to attend?? Do you know of any "munchies" here in California?? Hmmmm???? Suddenly interested.
kgboot
cymbidia
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Guru said:
Welcome to Not Nillaville, then.
Bring your own lube and don't use anyone's toys (that includes the human kind) without getting permission from their owners ahead of time. Don't interrupt scenes-in-progress. No flash photography. And keep your sub under control at all times.
See? That was easy, wasn't it?
Y'all were already "not nilla" in the way that's important to you - and seem pretty damned open-minded to me about continuing on that road.
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Re: Cym, I've recently discovered that I may have Dom tendencies
Okay.
To start, you need to do a really good literature search on the whole subject of BDSM. Go read that alarmingly long-assed post i made to the really confused newbie chickie in the BDSM thread today, okay? It contains some good links to *basic* info for just-starting-out BDSM'ers. If i wasn't feeling so lazy i'd go get them and cross post them here for you but it's 2:16am and i'm WAY too lazy to go do that right now, Mr Dommie-In-The-Making. You do it.
Addendum: the above referenced source will be found on page 29 of the BDSM thread.
Secondly, post these kinds of questions in THAT thread. That's why we have it, so that EVERYONE who is interested in this stuff can learn from the questions that everyone else asks.
Thirdly: it's MUNCHES - not MunchIes. The latter is what you need when you're stoned. The former doesn't help you with that at all.
Fourth: there are most definitely munches in your area - *wherever* you are - in California. I know it for a fact. And depending on where you actually are, i might even know a person or two who run/attend the munches in your area to whom i could point you. Get out of Lit (sorry Laurel), go to goole, do a search for "your town" and "bdsm" and "munch". You'll get hits.
I'm not answering anymore of these unless you post them in the right place.
And i don't teach new Dommies How To Dom. MS won't let me.
WHY is all this coming out here - and late at night? Does the darkness make people less inhibited?kgboot said:
Okay.
To start, you need to do a really good literature search on the whole subject of BDSM. Go read that alarmingly long-assed post i made to the really confused newbie chickie in the BDSM thread today, okay? It contains some good links to *basic* info for just-starting-out BDSM'ers. If i wasn't feeling so lazy i'd go get them and cross post them here for you but it's 2:16am and i'm WAY too lazy to go do that right now, Mr Dommie-In-The-Making. You do it.
Addendum: the above referenced source will be found on page 29 of the BDSM thread.
Secondly, post these kinds of questions in THAT thread. That's why we have it, so that EVERYONE who is interested in this stuff can learn from the questions that everyone else asks.
Thirdly: it's MUNCHES - not MunchIes. The latter is what you need when you're stoned. The former doesn't help you with that at all.
Fourth: there are most definitely munches in your area - *wherever* you are - in California. I know it for a fact. And depending on where you actually are, i might even know a person or two who run/attend the munches in your area to whom i could point you. Get out of Lit (sorry Laurel), go to goole, do a search for "your town" and "bdsm" and "munch". You'll get hits.
I'm not answering anymore of these unless you post them in the right place.
And i don't teach new Dommies How To Dom. MS won't let me.
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