(I Wanna Be Your) Underwear

[LukkyKnight]

I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet;
wanna be the shower when you sweat;
I gotta to be the tattoo on your skin;
ya lemme be your bed baby - when you climb in...
I wanna be the sheets when you sleep;
lemme be the secrets that you keep;
I gotta to be the spoon - ta stir your cream;
I wanna to be the one that really makes you scream...

I wanna be - your lipstick - when ya lick it;
I wanna be - your high heels - when ya kick it;
I wanna be - your sweet love babe - ya when you make it;
From your feet up to your hair - more than anything I swear
I wanna be - your underwear

I wanna be the itch that you scratch;
wanna be the chair when you relax;
I got to be your razor when you shave;
wanna be the one that makes ya misbehave...

I wanna be - your hot tub - when you're dippin';
I wanna be - your bathrobe - when you're drippin';
I wanna be - your cocktail baby - when you're sippin';

I just wanna be right there - more than anything I swear
I wanna be - your underwear

Wanna be your sleepin' bag - baby slip inside;
Let me be your motorcycle - n' take ya for a ride - alright
I wanna be - your hot sauce - ya when you're cookin';
I wanna be - your sunglasses - hey good lookin';
I wanna be - wanna be the one - ya stick your hook in';

I just wanna be right there;
more than anything I swear...

Oh ya...
I wanna be - your underwear


Oh how I wish I had written this song... http://www.bryanadams.com/onlineshop/images/play_button.gif
Bryan Adams does have a way with words...

 

[MissTaken]

Hmmmm

if you were my underwear, you would be sitting in a drawer somewhere!

 

[cymbidia]

Do you want to be my good panties, you know, the kind i wore last night to go meet that Dom for the first time? (There is nothing like really sexy panties to give a woman that extra bit of confidence, whether or not they'll ever in a million years be seen that night by anyone other than emergency medical personnel, the gods forbid.)

Or do you want to be my ordinary everyday panties, the cotton kind that ride up against my pink parts far more often than those sexy ones? You can't be both...

 

[LukkyKnight]

ROTFL.... touche'

Hmmmm

if you were my underwear, you would be sitting in a drawer somewhere!

How bout that lipstick one then? Or the razor??

 

[Cath!]

All the best talent comes from Vancouver, darlin...

Actually, the North Shore...right next to the mountains, where I grew up...

and if you were my underwear....right now you would be a pale blue silky thong...that would be slightly damp and sweaty seeing as how I just finished playing a game of racquetball...

 

[LukkyKnight]

Aw, cym...

Do you want to be my good panties, you know, the kind i wore last night to go meet that Dom for the first time? (There is nothing like really sexy panties to give a woman that extra bit of confidence, whether or not they'll ever in a million years be seen that night by anyone other than emergency medical personnel, the gods forbid.)

Or do you want to be my ordinary everyday panties, the cotton kind that ride up against my pink parts far more often than those sexy ones? You can't be both...

Quantity of time vs. instilling you with confidence? That is a tough call. In your case I'm pretty sure the right answer is "the one ya stick your hook in..."

I really like this song - it defies being played at low volume.

 

[MissTaken]

Re: ROTFL.... touche'

How bout that lipstick one then? Or the razor??

Ahhhhhh

Lipstick: always wear it. In fact, take it out frequently for a touch up in public places? *wink*

The razor....shaved tonight.

 

[LukkyKnight]

How vivid is your imagination?

It fits, MissTaken. Yes, indeed.

Cath, the sweating thing is covered by the "be your shower" line...


This may not cover all the options, but for a quick rhyme with a good beat it's darn pleasing to the ear, and wonderful for the imagination.