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but by someone i don't know, so it's not as awkward. does that sound wierd?
but by someone i don't know, so it's not as awkward. does that sound wierd?
What's in it for me?![]()
anything you wnat![]()
Psssst...he can be bribed with chocolate.
but by someone i don't know, so it's not as awkward. does that sound wierd?
yeah, I concur. I Reallllly want a spanking.
calling all Master's, Doms and Dommes!!!!
Are you taking applications for employees?![]()
i'm a little .. concerned about the amount of subs, sluts, and slaves need their asses warmed so i decided to take matters into my own hands and devise a commercial to get some of you some spankings, hehe.
*puts on annoying 'shouty' commercial voice* (haha, i'm sure alot of you know what i'm talking about, especially if you're in Australia)
calling all Master's, Doms and Dommes!!!!
is your hand bored? does your palm want to be warmed by the sweet supple peaks of someones ass? well, does it? DOES IT?
well now you can!
WHERE??!?!?!
only here at the literotica.com BDSM talk forums!
we have so many different asses to choose from!
do you like a bit on meat on your ass? WE HAVE MEAT!
do you like your asses to be shapely? there are SO MANY SHAPES TO CHOOSE FROM!!!
do you like male ass, female ass? WE HAVE EVERY ASS!
IT"S CRAZY!
right now, subs, sluts and slaves are here waiting for YOU! THAT'S RIGHT!!! did you hear us correctly??? THEY'RE WAITING HERE FOR YOUUUU!
Come in and grab a barginnnnnnn before they all DISAPPEAR! that's right!!!! DISAPPPPPEARRRRRRR!
SALE ENDS FATHERS DAY! DON'T MISS OUT!!! STOCK WILL WALK OUT THE DOOR!
(sale may be extending for an extra 3 months so you'll all have to deal with these shouty adds until ALL STOCK IS CLEARED CLEARED CLEARED!)
All these subs in need of a spanking and me with a riding crop at the ready.
For spankings ... apply within!
where do we send our 'resumes' to?![]()