I tried to have phone sex last night with a board member....

[Marxist]

..........and ended up making a friend. Where the fuck did I go wrong?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You had me at "Hello?"

 

[Never]

*Wonder's what Marxist's Secret Garden is like*

 

[Mensa]

This is an outrage

You, too, Dix??

Marxist, you two-timing bastard!!

 

[Calamity Jane]

Tell ya what... call me up. We'll have phone sex, and I'll promise not to be friendly. Ok?

 

[seXieleXie]

..........and ended up making a friend. Where the fuck did I go wrong?

you shouldn't have brought up the topic of your micropenis.

 

[Marxist]

Tell ya what... call me up. We'll have phone sex, and I'll promise not to be friendly. Ok?

That's like offering my cock up to a German Shepherd and expecting good breath and no biting.

No thanks PCG.

I heard SIN. is up for a challenge though.

 

[Angel]

Re: Re: I tried to have phone sex last night with a board member....

you shouldn't have brought up the topic of your micropenis.

 

[Calamity Jane]

That's like offering my cock up to a German Shepherd and expecting good breath and no biting.

No thanks PCG.

I heard SIN. is up for a challenge though.

note to manu... we need a puking smilie

 

[nasty]

Lexie, I told you not to talk about that. Yeah, you all my think she was talking about...oh, what the hell am I saying? Carry on...

 

[seXieleXie]

nasty i promised not to embarass you by telling the board about your giant penis and amazing phone sex skills and i will stand by that promise.


....
oops

 

[nasty]

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: I tried to have phone sex last night with a board member....

you shouldn't have brought up the topic of your micropenis.

You think that was it? Angel likes it when I talk about my shortcomings. She makes me do this whole "Stubby Pencil Lost in a Mineshaft" thing.

I thought that was weird. Now I know. Thanks Lex. Can I call you now?

 

[nasty]

You mean, shortcummings. Don't make me get all PC on your ass.

 

[Angel]

Re: Re: Re: I tried to have phone sex last night with a board member....

You think that was it? Angel likes it when I talk about my shortcomings. She makes me do this whole "Stubby Pencil Lost in a Mineshaft" thing.

ROFL. You know it.

And I thought you liked Role play. You never seemed to mind before...

 

[Problem Child]

You mean, shortcummings. Don't make me get all PC on your ass.

Huh?

 

[Angel]

I'm sorry. That was me trying to get PC all over my ass. Nasty must have gotten confused.

 

[nasty]

Huh?

Marxist said shortcomings, and, I thought I'd coorect him on it. Geez, you're slippin, my friend.

 

[Problem Child]

Pour some Angel on me

(This 80's flashback brought to you by a guy who thinks some really great music came out of that decade)

 

[Marxist]

Seriously, I'm very happy to have "met" this person. She's even sexier than I thought. Do you think she's going to be mad when she finds out that I had Dixon make the call and I listened in on 3-way?

 

[Angel]

Pour some Angel on me

(This 80's flashback brought to you by a guy who thinks some really great music came out of that decade)

Good Boy. I've been burning 80's music onto CD's all damn night. There were an awful lot of Angel songs


And I thought the point was for you to pour on ME.

 

[Problem Child]

Marxist said shortcomings, and, I thought I'd coorect him on it. Geez, you're slippin, my friend.

We need to party together my friend. You and me, mano y mano. Last man standing pays the tab.

 

[seXieleXie]

Seriously, I'm very happy to have "met" this person. She's even sexier than I thought. Do you think she's going to be mad when she finds out that I had Dixon make the call and I listened in on 3-way?

does she really have to know?

 

[nasty]

I'm not ashamed to say, that I like that song, too. Now can I join in on that 3-way?

 

[Problem Child]

Good Boy. I've been burning 80's music onto CD's all damn night. There were an awful lot of Angel songs


And I thought the point was for you to pour on ME.

When we're in fuck-slave/sugar-daddy mode, I think we will just blend together in a sticky emulsion of lust.