I took a little spill

[naughtycakes]

Ouchies

 

[rosco rathbone]

Doored?

 

[thør]

Ouchies

That bike's not being good to you.

 

[naughtycakes]

Doored?

Faceplant off bike.

That bike's not being good to you.

Yeah, it was raining, I was drunk, you do the math, haha.

 

[hotassbitch12002]

Ouchies

awwwww, ill kiss and make it better

 

[naughtycakes]

The nicest of my cherries

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Any more drunken bike excursions out in the rain like those and you're gonna have to change your username to "dentedcakes."

 

[naughtycakes]

My face was a bloody mess. I skidded and fell right after splitting up from a couple friends I was riding with, so I texted one of them and he came and we walked my bike home, got some Advil at the 711 and he helped me disinfect all my dings.

 

[blobfish]

One spill makes you stumble, one spill makes you fall.

 

[thør]

Faceplant off bike.



Yeah, it was raining, I was drunk, you do the math, haha.

At least, no stitches.

 

[naughtycakes]

Any more drunken bike excursions out in the rain like those and you're gonna have to change your username to "dentedcakes."

I know, I was really lucky. Coulda been way worse.

Next time I won't ride home alone. Some guy in a car stopped and offered help, he looked really freaked, which I didn't get til I got home and saw my face.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I know, I was really lucky. Coulda been way worse.

Next time I won't ride home alone. Some guy in a car stopped and offered help, he looked really freaked, which I didn't get til I got home and saw my face.

It's still early where you are, so what was the occasion? Lunch party? Get-together with pals?

 

[TonyClifton]

Stop looking at me like that...

I know what you want.

 

[doctor_insanus]

 

[naughtycakes]

At least, no stitches.

Yeah, no broken bones, no concussion, lucky.

My shoulder got banged up but I got full range of motion. My mouth is the worse of it, and my hip.

 

[naughtycakes]

It's still early where you are, so what was the occasion? Lunch party? Get-together with pals?

It was late last night, like at 4am.

This morning I had to cancel all my plans and call a friend to come by with some neosporin and stuff. I figure he knew about busted lips and he did.

Brought me special mouthwash, tuna & egg salad, ice cream and wine.

We had a good laugh about my face.

 

[naughtycakes]

I would send you a but it hurts, haha

 

[blobfish]

The nicest of my cherries

Hell's bells! That one looks worse than the others. You oughta cover that one up.

 

[Tryharder62]

Man Kiddo that looks bad. Take care of yourself!

 

[BossMan62]

Yeah, no broken bones, no concussion, lucky.

My shoulder got banged up but I got full range of motion. My mouth is the worse of it, and my hip.

Well bless your heart!

 

[warrior queen]

Gravel rash is the worst!
Hope you heal fast

I'm still regrowing my eyelashes after a slight mishap with a can of petrol, a lighter and a pile of green garden waste

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It was late last night, like at 4am.

This morning I had to cancel all my plans and call a friend to come by with some neosporin and stuff. I figure he knew about busted lips and he did.

Brought me special mouthwash, tuna & egg salad, ice cream and wine.

We had a good laugh about my face.

Yeah, no broken bones, no concussion, lucky.

My shoulder got banged up but I got full range of motion. My mouth is the worse of it, and my hip.

Well...I gotta say, it's a testament to the invulnerability of your curvy sexiness that despite all these dings, you still look...uhhh..."bangable."

Still, riding your bike boozy in the rain after 4 in the morning? Even if you lived close, you shoulda crashed over and slept it off!

 

[naughtycakes]

Hell's bells! That one looks worse than the others. You oughta cover that one up.

I disinfected then smeared neosporin on it, should be good.

Man Kiddo that looks bad. Take care of yourself!

Yeah, probably the worst fall I've had. A few years back I fell hard but didn't get this banged up.

 

[thør]

Yeah, no broken bones, no concussion, lucky.

My shoulder got banged up but I got full range of motion. My mouth is the worse of it, and my hip.

How's the bike?


Mine always seems to make out better than I do in a crash.

 

[naughtycakes]

Gravel rash is the worst!
Hope you heal fast

I'm still regrowing my eyelashes after a slight mishap with a can of petrol, a lighter and a pile of green garden waste

ll

Ouchies. I'm scared shitless of fire.

Thanks

Well...I gotta say, it's a testament to the invulnerability of your curvy sexiness that despite all these dings, you still look...uhhh..."bangable."

Still, riding your bike boozy in the rain after 4 in the morning? Even if you lived close, you shoulda crashed over and slept it off!

Thanks, Zumi

Yeah, thing is, it was a bike ride that turned into a pub bike crawl cause it was raining. At the end, there were five of us, all on bikes, all biking home in the rain at 4am. There was no staying anywhere. I coulda called a cab or walked my bike home, but I made a bad judgement call.

I bike boozy all the time, just not in the rain and last night I was past boozy and just plain drunk