I think...

I think you know you’ve lived a full life when you masturbate to memories and not fantasies
 
Your both welcome. :) ^^^^^^^^^^^



I thinks it's more exciting to hear your favorite song on the radio if it’s rarely played, rather than simply playing it with your phone.
 
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The cell phone keyboard autocorrector is one of the great equalizers in our modern world. It elevates a person who can barely spell to seem halfway literate while simultaneously making the most well educated come across as babbling idiots.
 
The cell phone keyboard autocorrector is one of the great equalizers in our modern world. It elevates a person who can barely spell to seem halfway literate while simultaneously making the most well educated come across as babbling idiots.

I'm sure I've forgotton how to spell basic words....
 
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