I think they should combine the Ally McBeal and X Files season closers

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Mulder hires the Biscuit to sue the FBI for bad manners and Scully does Fish in the hole. This is what I'm thinking.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm thinking you watch too much TV.

Have you tried cloud watching? I like it better than TV because it's less mind-numbing.

Speaking of min-numbing we rented Jet Li's The One last night. Cool stuff.

 

[angelika]

great idea!

Just imagine what Vonda would sing...

 

[RawHumor]

They could reveal that Ally's daughter was actually Mulder's long lost sister who he thought was abducted by aliens... but somehow she hasn't aged.

And, of course it would be revealed that the reason Ally's so thin is because she's one of the aliens who was sent here to depress us all and prepare us for colonization.

 

[Starblayde]

Some little grey men would finally welcome ally back to her homeworld

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Some little grey men would finally welcome ally back to her homeworld

Are they finally going to feed her too?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh my gawd! A penis!

Note to self: Cruise with avs on more often.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Oh my gawd! A penis!

*Looks around*

A penis? Where?

 

[sunstruck]

Would it really be much of a shock to find out half the characters in Ally McBeal were actually aliens?
I'm thinking the Bisquet and the Cancer man go head to head in a battle of the freaky.

 

[Starblayde]

Would it really be much of a shock to find out half the characters in Ally McBeal were actually aliens?
I'm thinking the Bisquet and the Cancer man go head to head in a battle of the freaky.

you mean only half?

 

[Problem Child]

PC's inverse correlation penis theory:

People with avatars displaying huge penises probably have smaller than average penises in R/L.

Don't get sore, it's still only a theory at this point.

(this applies to all avs except for Zamdrist, the bonerboy)

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

PC's inverse correlation penis theory:

People with avatars displaying huge penises probably have smaller than average penises in R/L.

Don't get sore, it's still only a theory at this point.

You might be on to something though.

 

[Starblayde]

PC's inverse correlation penis theory:

People with avatars displaying huge penises probably have smaller than average penises in R/L.

You your old Avs with all the big cocks and cumshots would mean you've.....?

 

[sunstruck]

you mean only half?

Are we including guest stars? Because that would change the whole scale. Dame Edna, though totally fabulous, is definitely not of this world.

 

[Problem Child]

You your old Avs with all the big cocks and cumshots would mean you've.....?

Dude, two things:

1. I don't put them up to display the cocks, I put them up to display the hot babes liking the cum.

2. Since I don't choose them for the cocks sometimes the cocks are big, but not always.

3. I freely admit I am of average size in the penology department.

4. That's four things, but fuck it.

 

[Starblayde]

I don't put them up to display the cocks, I put them up to display the hot babes liking the cum.

You are more than thanked for those images.... but i'll still never see you as anyone other than peter sellers

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yup. Get Strangelove back. It "fits" best.

Unless you can find a shot of Noel Coward in Bermuda shorts licking Marylin Monroe's cunt on a beach in Malibu. Otherwise Strangelove, definitely.

 

[sunstruck]

You are more than thanked for those images.... but i'll still never see you as anyone other than peter sellers

What's wrong with Peter Sellers? I like the Pink Panther.

 

[Starblayde]

What's wrong with Peter Sellers? I like the Pink Panther.

PC used to have a b&w Av of Dr Strangelove.. in a typical grinning pose.... Its what i think of everytime i picture him.... odd that

 

[Spinaroonie]

I read an idea that they should have aliens attack the world and have all of that impending doom they talk about. Then it could end with Mulder saying "Do you believe me now?"

That'd be cool. Unlike the show now.

 

[unclej]

we could let smoking man do the new ugly girl on ally who i hope to god is a female impersonator 'cause if not....well, that's just too hideous to consider...

i get dibbs on vonda and the slutty secretary in a threesome...