I think that we need more trolls on this BB!!!

FlamingoBlue

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I have always liked trolls. They are cute, small and easy to cook. ( First you suffacate them in a large zip lock bag so they get a good color.After skinning and cleaning them, marinate overnight in soy, white wine, garlic and ginger. Grill or broil. I like them medium rare. Serve one per guest, unless you're really hungry).

And as far as finding out who they are, when was the last time you wanted to know the name of the chicken you just ate? Like who cares as long as they are tasty.

Here trollie, trollie, trollie.

Pretty absurd, huh?? So is all the complaining about trolls, bitchy people, bad spellers and grammarians. I say live and let live. There's plenty of room here for everyone, even trolls. Chill the fuck out, folks!!!

blue
 
Aren't they a bit slimey to skin? And the thought of ripping the guts out. Well, it just kind turns my stomach. I'm a bit squeemish anyhow! :)
 
Sweetie, not to worry...

Troll don't have any guts or any heart, altho they are generally full of shit, but the turds are hard as a rock and odorless. I think that's one of the reasons that they are so angry all the time.


blue
 
LOL

Sounds as if they need a good dose of Exlax to get them out of their grumpy mood. Think we can get a discount if it's bought by the truckload? :)
 
That is the cutest red headed Barbie=>

that I have ever seen, SC. What was the question? Oh, yeh, something about trolls, shit and ex-lax. Why waste your time on trying to change them. Either ignore them or eat them.

blue
 
I'd never make a good troll, I'm to lazy to make up another idenity. Plus I like to make ladies happy, not sad and I try hard to never, ever piss a woman off I have to spend any time with.
 
willywanker said:
I'd never make a good troll, I'm to lazy to make up another idenity. Plus I like to make ladies happy, not sad and I try hard to never, ever piss a woman off I have to spend any time with.

Aww..and they say all the good ones are gone. Love ya Willy
 
Who said good guys always finish last? hehehehe

Hmmmm, but does that mean I've got a streak of bad boy in me somewhere. Oh, yeah, I am in an erotic chat room. Enough said.
 
Myst, taking applications?

OH, OH, can I get the job? If your taking the trolls job, I want the Ass-fucking job.
 
Blue, I think I'll just ignore them. I don't know if I could eat something that full of shit. I would think the flavor must be pretty foul! :D

And thanx! I'm glad you like my dollie. You can thank Draco for making her Naked, if he ever comes back.

*muttering* Darn it, I get him in a couple times, make a new name, and now I can't even lose my virginity with him cuz he's never here. Think I'll pout for a while! :p
 
Pouting is always good, but just for..

a little while, SC. There's lots of fish in the sea, sweetie. Don't pout too long.

BTW, the shit in a troll is tasteless, just like their comments. Cook one up and try one sometimes. They're delicious, no fat and no cholesterol.
They're good fried, too.

blue
 
The Real Problem

with trolls is that they reproduce bu fission like all bacteria. mmmm I wonder if that was why woddy seemed to have all that truoble with women?
 
Blue

Might have to try that someday. Lucky for me, I don't have to deal with it too often. :)
 
I thought I would bring this up again...

I mean, 3 trolls in one thread. That's enough for a small dinner party. Of course, the trolls are dinner.

Fuck 'em or eat 'em, is what I say. Hey, that might also work for the ladies on the BB?

blue
 
FlamingoBlue

Are trolls red or white meat?

I'd hate to serve an improper wine with them.
 
Intersesting question, Miles.

Last time I ate one, the females were pink inside. As for the males, well, frankly, the males are poisonous, so I don't know what they look like inside.

blue
 
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