I think she may have the distance record

That's like 10 feet to that couch, isn't it? She could join the fire department!
 
Damn you guys have to quit this! Postin' all these vids I can't watch while I'm at work. There should be a rule no cool vids posted before 5pm eastern time!
 
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Squirting for distance is Cyntheria's "claim to fame" in the porn industry...


i don't see what's so special about it myself.
 
HottieMama said:
Squirting for distance is Cyntheria's "claim to fame" in the porn industry...


i don't see what's so special about it myself.
Actually, I don't either. What are the benefits of such a thing, except for show? But, you can bet there are some horny guys out there that just love to be her target.

They are out there...pretty much everybody has some kinky little body function that someone else appreciates.

I do think that's some sort of super human bodily function, though. That's about 10 feet she squirted. Isn't that a record distance, or am I wrong?

I know I couldn't begin to piss that far. Not even with a very stiff wind at my back. :rolleyes:
 
DVS said:
Actually, I don't either. What are the benefits of such a thing, except for show? But, you can bet there are some horny guys out there that just love to be her target.

They are out there...pretty much everybody has some kinky little body function that someone else appreciates.

I do think that's some sort of super human bodily function, though. That's about 10 feet she squirted. Isn't that a record distance, or am I wrong?

I know I couldn't begin to piss that far. Not even with a very stiff wind at my back. :rolleyes:


Ok..the whole stiff wind at my back comment just cracked me up.

i see nothing wrong with "squirting" or "gushing." i do it myself, however certainly not 10 feet and certainly not that much... i just don't see what's "erotic" about it taken out of the context of other sexual acts...
 
Some people have been attracted to freak shows for a long, long time. P.T. Barnum made his name and his fortunes on this knowledge.

Why should it be surprising that folks have found a way to turn a corner of the interwebs (sic ;) ) into a sideshow?
 
Ohh Krap. Could come in handy. Some fine dining, the flambe of the Crêpe Suzette gets out of control . Save the waiter running back to the kitchen to get a fire extinguisher.

"Never mind Gaston, my submissive will handle this " : clicks fingers :
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Ohh Krap. Could come in handy. Some fine dining, the flambe of the Crêpe Suzette gets out of control . Save the waiter running back to the kitchen to get a fire extinguisher.

"Never mind Gaston, my submissive will handle this " : clicks fingers :


Ok...either i need Depends..or i need to stop reading this thread... :p :cathappy:
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Ohh Krap. Could come in handy. Some fine dining, the flambe of the Crêpe Suzette gets out of control . Save the waiter running back to the kitchen to get a fire extinguisher.

"Never mind Gaston, my submissive will handle this " : clicks fingers :

OMG Rebecca. That is the funniest thing I have heard in days. :D
 
Blushing Bottom said:
Before I look will someone please tell me that I', not going to be subjected to a squirter if I open this?

*bouncing on toes*
How'd you guess? :rolleyes:
 
Look at it this way, you have something to look forward to when you get home.

HornyBabe1965 said:
Damn you guys have to quit this! Postin' all these vids I can't watch while I'm at work. There should be a rule no cool vids posted before 5pm eastern time!
 
WOW Im kinda like that but no way 10 feet.. l) I need to learn how to do that .. ;)
 
after loosing that much fluid I am surprised she isn''t hooked up to an IV
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Ohh Krap. Could come in handy. Some fine dining, the flambe of the Crêpe Suzette gets out of control . Save the waiter running back to the kitchen to get a fire extinguisher.

"Never mind Gaston, my submissive will handle this " : clicks fingers :

LMFAO

Thank you rebecca. I so needed that laugh.
 
TheBlackDahlia said:
Is it possible to learn how to do that?

I'm told yes by a friend who tells me she taught herself to do it. But I don't know the mechanics of it, sorry.
 
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