I think I left...

[ExLimey]

...the empty condom wrapper on my manager's desk!!!!!

 

[Silverlily]

if that's truly the case

you mean your ex-manager's desk.

 

[Stout chap]

Which type was it? I use STOUT MEN'S VERY STOUT CONDOM FOR HEAVY DUTY USE, SUCH AS WHEN POT-HOLING, HUNTING VEAL, &C., &C. And damn fine things they are, too.