I think I got a girl pregnant, so now's the time I need to ask an important question

[Spinaroonie]

What is the deal with airline peanuts?

 

[seXieleXie]

they're yummy?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

They're free.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Free, yummy and salty.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

They always let you get as many as you like... and those little cookies as well....

 

[sweet soft kiss]

Peanuts??? you fly first class...

last time I flew all I got was pretzels...

 

[Lasz]

I think the question is, what is the deal with me getting pretzels instead of peanuts last time I flew on the airplane. I wanted peanuts!

 

[Spinaroonie]

they give you like 8 peanuts. 8. That's enough to fill any hunger. Nobody goes "Hey, I'd love to go out to eat... but I just had eight peanuts. I'm stuffed. But thanks" Nobdoy does that. Then they give you this cup of coke. I'm paying three hundred dollars for eight peanuts and a can of coke. I wouldn't mind paying three hundred and one dollars to get the full cane of coke. Perhaps they could have it in a different sections, like first class. "Oh, I only have one seat left, but it's in the half coke section" "Oh, I guess I'll take the next one then".

And what's the deal with parking meters? You guys know about this?

 

[Spinaroonie]

I think the question is, what is the deal with me getting pretzels instead of peanuts last time I flew on the airplane. I wanted peanuts!

Alergies.

BTW, what are you trying to do by posting that sort of thing? Trying to point out all the little idiosyncracies of life and home that it resembles some sort of comedy bit when you're done? WTF?

 

[Zurich]

dumb ass

 

[Minkey Boodle]

They may have been processed in a plant which processes peanuts and other nuts.

I'll have that little sip of bottled water, thanks.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Peanuts??? you fly first class...

last time I flew all I got was pretzels...

One time I choked on a pretzel so bad that I passed out.

Edit: Later reports have revealed that the person involved in such an accident was, in fact, not me.

 

[Lasz]

How come sturadesses are always hot in the movies?
Why is there this image of having sex with a hot sturadess in an airplane bathroom?

I have never seen a stuardess that I would want to fuck.

 

[Spinaroonie]

dumb ass

jerk face

 

[Rubyfruit]

I have never seen a stuardess that I would want to fuck.

Some of them are cute, but what's with the bitchy, just you try to fuck with me-attitude?

 

[Spinaroonie]

How come sturadesses are always hot in the movies?
Why is there this image of having sex with a hot sturadess in an airplane bathroom?

I have never seen a stuardess that I would want to fuck.

YOUR DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. What's the deal with the x-ray machine that x-rays your luggage? Are they looking to see if it's broken anything? "I'm sorry... that alarm clock is broken, I'm afraid we can't give it a cast, so we'll have to shoot it"

 

[Mizz_Erotica]

I didnt get peanuts when I flew I just got these cheesie thingies whats up with that?

 

[sunstruck]

Some of them are cute, but what's with the bitchy, just you try to fuck with me-attitude?

It's like waiting tables but in the air. People can be complete fucking assholes to the waitstaff. I once sat across from a guy who sent his drink back three times because it was either too strong or too weak. His wife (I'd assume) hit that damn call button like 5 times in the first two hours of the flight. Finally the bitch passed out.

The worst part is they aren't even allowed to accept tips.

 

[loveyamon]

next time put it in her ass !

 

[Spinaroonie]

It's like waiting tables but in the air. People can be complete fucking assholes to the waitstaff. I once sat across from a guy who sent his drink back three times because it was either too strong or too weak. His wife (I'd assume) hit that damn call button like 5 times in the first two hours of the flight. Finally the bitch passed out.

The worst part is they aren't even allowed to accept tips.

IS YOUR NAME LAZARUS1280???

I DIDN"T THINK SO@

 

[Spinaroonie]

next time put it in her ass !

Peanuts do NOT go there!

 

[Lovepotion69]

How come sturadesses are always hot in the movies?
Why is there this image of having sex with a hot sturadess in an airplane bathroom?

I have never seen a stuardess that I would want to fuck.

You have obviously not flown Thai or Singapore Airlines. Singapore Airlines are famous for having the best looking stewardess'. They have age, height and weight measurements in their job discriptions (which is a bit overdoing it).

Now, what's with the sex in airplane bathroom thing? I never understood how the heck you're supposed to fit TWO people into those tiny things!

 

[sunstruck]

IS YOUR NAME LAZARUS1280???

I DIDN"T THINK SO@

Spin, you need to stop dropping acid while watching CNN. It's making you paranoid.

 

[Lasz]

What did I do?

 

[Spinaroonie]

What did I do?

Claimed "Ode to Joy" was written by Pete Townsend.