I, the Undersigned Literotican, am Putting You All on Notice

[lavender]

 

[MissTaken]

Ohhhh......

I am setting the timer on the VCR so I don't miss my favorite shows!

I wanna see Lavey in havoc mode!


Pssst Good Luck on your exams.....

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Thank God I'd planned to rotate my shoe trees this afternoon.

 

[KinkyKat]

Sets up the Web cam and makes extra popcorn for the show. LOL

I haven't seen a good havoc since Col. Sanders got drunk and did that terrible thing in the hen house. But....that's another story.

 

[riff]

lavender, I have already shit in my britches. what other homage do you want?

LOL

 

[bluespoke]

At last, I have a use for the firewall!

 

[heterotic]

Dammit, I'm going to be at work and miss it all. Save some havoc for me!

 

[Cheyenne]

When I arrive home, in approximately 6 hours from taking my last final of the year, I will be causing havoc on this board until my friend arrives.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

So what friend is coming to visit you? A girlfriend? Old boyfriend?

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: I, the Undersigned Literotican, am Putting You All on Notice

So what friend is coming to visit you? A girlfriend? Old boyfriend?

Aunt Flo.

 

[Cheyenne]

Aunt Flo.

I didn't realize you were so familiar with Lavy's cycle.


I knew that, by the way. I just wanted to point out one of my personal pet peeves yet again. Calling having a period "my friend" or "aunt flo" has always driven me up a wall since I was about 12 and my girlfriends used that terminology. Periods are as natural as rain. Why don't we call them what they are?

And no, I'm not in PMS zone myself.

 

[Marxist]

I didn't realize you were so familiar with Lavy's cycle.

She sends me email updates on her menses. Yes, I am the most popular man at Lit.

 

[sexy-girl]

well wishes you luck lavender feel free to blow off steam here when you are back

 

[april-wine]

Good luck with your exam Lavy, unfortunely I too will miss the havoc........Videotape it..PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Guest]

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: I, the Undersigned hooligan, am Putting You All on Notice

Originally threatened by lavender
When I arrive home, in approximately 6 hours from taking my last final of the year, I will be causing havoc on this board until my friend arrives.

Given that I am trying to use today to reset my circadian rhythms owing to needing to pull a bunch of night shifts in the next 6 days I consider this the height of unfortunate timing.

MissT, if you'd be so kind as to record the shennanigans here instead of the TV I'd be in your debt - I fear I will miss most of the fun.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm gonna miss it, I just know it

 

[bluntforcemama]

I will be causing havoc on this board until my friend arrives.

You need some bubblegum.

 

[alexandraaah]

I didn't realize you were so familiar with Lavy's cycle.


I knew that, by the way. I just wanted to point out one of my personal pet peeves yet again. Calling having a period "my friend" or "aunt flo" has always driven me up a wall since I was about 12 and my girlfriends used that terminology. Periods are as natural as rain. Why don't we call them what they are?

Sure beats the hell out of, "The Curse."

Gah.

 

[Problem Child]

She sends me email updates on her menses. Yes, I am the most popular man at Lit.

Shit, you didn't even place in the mack daddy contest, but if you have classified information like that you're a better man than me.

 

[Rhys]

When I arrive home, in approximately 6 hours from taking my last final of the year, I will be causing havoc on this board until my friend arrives.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Cry Havoc and release the love puppies!


Bring it on, girl!

 

[Rambling Rose]

*shredding off my clothes and the last vestiges of my inhibition and putting a big glass of ice water next to my PC*

I'm here. I'll wait.

 

[Rhys]

*shredding off my clothes and the last vestiges of my inhibition and putting a big glass of ice water next to my PC*

I'm here. I'll wait.

I've never done body shots with ice water before...

but there is a first time for everything...


(oh..were we supposed to wait for lavy?) (I was just gonna start the mayhem..opening act and all that)

 

[Mischka]

*brain gurgle*

Lavy should be here shortly. We just finished. I still have one left, though, so I'm off to either (a) study or (b) shoot myself.

 

[Rhys]

Oh Lavy...I am bumping the Sex thread just for you...in case you haven't had the chance to read the last three installments...

 

[Dillinger]

I'm not sure if I should get nekkid or run and hide?