I swear you must all be participating in some sort of lewd

Nah, just watching Christina Aguilera's new video and wondering whatever happened to the girl they said would be the next Whitney/Mariah/greatest singer in the world.
 
I just woke up. I'm munching on a piece of rye bread with seeds. Not very hot fantasy material, unless you have a caraway fetish.
 
superlittlegirl said:
I just woke up. I'm munching on a piece of rye bread with seeds. Not very hot fantasy material, unless you have a caraway fetish.

That depends if your one of two types of wake up women.

there are only two types.

1. wake up, looks sexy, sleepy, must fuck now.
2. wake up eyes squinty, hair poofed out in radial sun pattern, cheeks puffy, bad attitude.
 
I'm not a grumpy waker-upper. And I'm usually in pretty good shape first thing in the morning. I only want to fuck if I'm in lust, and the object of my affection is accessible, though. Otherwise, I want to check the internet as I'm waking up.


Aquila said:
That depends if your one of two types of wake up women.

there are only two types.

1. wake up, looks sexy, sleepy, must fuck now.
2. wake up eyes squinty, hair poofed out in radial sun pattern, cheeks puffy, bad attitude.
 
You missed the third part.

3. Wakes up looks sexy but has a bad attitude--don't touch.

I have fabulous hair and bedroom eyes. And a really bad attitude. It'd be like getting a blow job from a shark.
 
KillerMuffin said:
You missed the third part.

3. Wakes up looks sexy but has a bad attitude--don't touch.

I have fabulous hair and bedroom eyes. And a really bad attitude. It'd be like getting a blow job from a shark.

Blow job from a shark............. yes well.
 
Took daughter to the airport, went to the range, shot a box of 44 DE, a box of 45 acp, and then came home. Cleaning the babies right now. All in all a good morning so far.:)
 
sabbathstorm said:
I sure as hell wish I was up to something evil right now!

Care to elaborate...?

Evil, as in out sucking someone's blood; or
Evil, as in bitching out one of your customers bearing low intellect;
or Evil, as in thongs, shitkickers and a handful of time
 
first thing i do out of bed.. computer.. only thing that can stop that is power outage, nuclear disaster, or a woman..

at the moment, im not doing anythign sexy, i'm sorry
 
Gunner Dailey said:
Care to elaborate...?

Evil, as in out sucking someone's blood; or
Evil, as in bitching out one of your customers bearing low intellect;
or Evil, as in thongs, shitkickers and a handful of time

Definitely evil involving thongs, shitkickers, sucking, biting and more :devil:
 
*bratcat* said:
behaviour right at this moment because all of a sudden...everyone stopped posting!!

C'mon...share the details.
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*Embarrassed...* :eek:

I was getting a haircut.
 
i was painting my bathroom... and thinking about fucking someone up the ass... that ok with you?
 
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