I suppose it's time to change the upstairs litter boxes.

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[rgraham666]

One of the cats just looked up at me, back legs crossed, and meowed loudly.

Fastidious little bastids, anyway.

I suppose the boxes are rather, um, pungent.

You're lucky they made an effort to point it out.

Usually a cat will just think, "Can't use the litter box. I think the (bed, couch, mat in the washroom, someplace inconvenient for my staff) will do." And act on that thought.

 

[jomar]

I could use a fastidious dog. He's old and it's getting bad.

 

[knitedreams]

My cats only let me know when it's time to feed them in the most annoying way.

 

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[elfin_odalisque]

Well, they do THAT, too.

We don't need an alarm clock.

In my next life, I'm coming back as a pampered cat. Tigger and Cedders control our life. At night he's at the top of the bed snoring /growling and she is at the bottom sleeping on someone's feet. Sex, erotica -you have to push them off first.

 

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[knitedreams]

Well, they do THAT, too.

We don't need an alarm clock.

I'm constantly saying that to my friends! I don't even know why I still set mine.

 

[starrkers]

Do you put them completely out of the room?

We have to. It's very disconcerting to be in the middle of play and then have a cold, wet nose pushed into your face.

Very disconcerting.

Cold wet noses in other places is even more disconcerting!

We were window shopping new bedroom furniture the other day and were seriously discussing the relative merits of different headboards and footboards in terms of comfort for the feline population...

 

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[starrkers]

Whoa.

You've got it bad.

We stopped as soon as we realised what we were doing...

 

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