I should be so looky, looky looky looky

[SandraMustard]

Sorry... I think I'd die laughing if I came across a love-pole in a story I was reading. Sounds, well, kind of ridiculous. Again, no offense, just gut reaction.

I have used it to be amusing - but die laughing would be over-the-top reaction.

Not as bad as one eyed snake....I've seen that here.

I'm going to try love pole, tonight. I'm going to ask my wife to wrap her lips around my love pole.

Most likely that will get it slapped....hmmm not a bad thing depending on my mood.

Ask her to dance on it.

How about this reference? (inspired by a Robin Williams stand up routine): 'I looked down and saw Popeye squinting up at me.'