I Should Be Accepted In The Redneck Assocation Of America Because...

[fgarvb1]

Not just because I have a Chainsaw in my closet but because it's my best chainsaw.

I really don't care about my other chainsaws is out in the Utility room.

I humbly confess my redneckness.
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What's in your Redneck closet?

 

[CandiCame]

The gun safe, power tools, children's board games, a big box of wires... jesus fuck there's a /lot/ of shit in here. Our "redneck closet" is actually the guestroom closet and houses all the shit you don't want to store outdoors because it might fuck it up. There are chainsaws in there too. And a miner's hat.

 

[CandiCame]

An unlabled jar of clear liquid.

 

[IvyMae]

Tires and tools.

 

[chillywilly2]

An unlabled jar of clear liquid.

Open it and smell it, that generally tells the story

Did you just run in there and look so you could participate in this thread?

 

[CandiCame]

Open it and smell it, that generally tells the story

Did you just run in there and look so you could participate in this thread?

I did, actually.

And I'm not opening strange jars that aren't mine. It might be something that needs to be sealed.

 

[CandiCame]

There's like a thousands sheet of sandpaper in here and that pisses me off. I was making a shelf the other day and needed sandpaper and asked if we had any more then what was in the thing with the sander and I was told "no". There is PLEANTY of sandpaper. So now I'm wondering if they just forgot there was sandpaper, or if there's some reason I can't use the sandpaper. There's not a goddamn sandpaper shortage, I wound up having to go to Lowes and get more and believe you me, there's plenty at the store. There's no need to hoard it.

 

[bobbyinhouston]

Redneck closet

In my redneck closet actually my guest room,my framed poster of President Ronald Reagan,John Wayne,and Ted Nugent. My guns, my bows and arrows,my collection of porn, 15 cases of Jack Daniels, and enough beer to last the weekend (4 cases)

 

[Squibbs]

In my redneck closet actually my guest room,my framed poster of President Ronald Reagan,John Wayne,and Ted Nugent. My guns, my bows and arrows,my collection of porn, 15 cases of Jack Daniels, and enough beer to last the weekend (4 cases)

He said redneck room, not repressed homosexuality rooms.

 

[phrodeau]

What's an assocation, and why should I be in one?

 

[CandiCame]

We really need to clean out this closet...

 

[bobbyinhouston]

Redneck closet

He said redneck room, not repressed homosexuality rooms.

I'm lucky not only does my wife take care me but also my girlfriend does as well.

Why does being on the right mean that I'm homosexual? I have many close friends who are card carrying liberals who are flaming homesexuals,but yet I would by their side in time need no questions asked.

 

[CandiCame]

I'm lucky not only does my wife take care me but also my girlfriend does as well.

Why does being on the right mean that I'm homosexual? I have many close friends who are card carrying liberals who are flaming homesexuals,but yet I would by their side in time need no questions asked.

OMG you are so gay.

 

[Comshaw]

I have a pair of these:

And these:

one of these:

and a couple of these:

In my hall closet. Doe's that make me a redneck?


Comshaw

 

[bobbyinhouston]

Redneck closet

OMG you are so gay.

Not so gay!! But also into men as well twice as much fun. But then i'm a redneck! Care for a Lone Star beer?

 

[KingOrfeo]

Not just because I have a Chainsaw in my closet but because it's my best chainsaw.

I really don't care about my other chainsaws is out in the Utility room.

I humbly confess my redneckness.
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What's in your Redneck closet?

If your favorite chainsaw has a name, yew mahght be a redneck.

 

[dougsan]

Tools don't make you a redneck, how you use them might!

 

[CandiCame]

Not so gay!! But also into men as well twice as much fun. But then i'm a redneck! Care for a Lone Star beer?

This position has been filled...

 

[Comshaw]

Tools don't make you a redneck, how you use them might!

True. But if you use:

and:

http://t3.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQikP1fEFUTNbfLju8bgTSNXnauxhpzLp4FIOfKqeIHdSE6DO8_lseuYhg

Instead of:

There is no doubt about your redneck status.


Comshaw

 

[CandiCame]

True. But if you use:

and:

http://t3.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQikP1fEFUTNbfLju8bgTSNXnauxhpzLp4FIOfKqeIHdSE6DO8_lseuYhg

Instead of:

There is no doubt about your redneck status.


Comshaw

lol Rednecks having teeth!!

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I know a guy who opens beer bottles with an ax...does that count? Also I don't have a redneck closet so to speak...more like redneck garage and half a basement.

Classic car in pieces, random car parts, fishing equipment, numerous power tools and lawn tools, camping shit, muskets etc..

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Engines are taking over my storage space.

 

[chillywilly2]

I know a guy who opens beer bottles with an ax...does that count? Also I don't have a redneck closet so to speak...more like redneck garage and half a basement.

Classic car in pieces, random car parts, fishing equipment, numerous power tools and lawn tools, camping shit, muskets etc..

I have used an axe to open a beer more than once, and also taught my son and daughter how...hey comshaw...if you run ot of space, I'll take the spokeshaves off your hands

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I have used an axe to open a beer more than once, and also taught my son and daughter how...hey comshaw...if you run ot of space, I'll take the spokeshaves off your hands

I've never tried. A few people have tried to show me how to do it with a folding knife, but I just can't pull it off. Loading lever latch from a black powder revolver works though
Forgot to mention the brewing equipment I have too

 

[Squibbs]

I have more tools than I can use.

I have many specialty tools that only gets used maybe once a year if that.

I have shelves full of contactors, breakers, relays, gas valves and anything gas or electrical related you could want.

You have to have them, just in case.