"I seek like minded individuals"

[Krinaia]

"There is a very thin line between lovers and strangers and My lady and I thinkthat we have far too much in common with youthan to allow this computer screen to be that thin line that keeps Us from getting to know one anotheras a threesome or foursome or moresomeso pleaseWill you come and talk to Us Will you share with Us your secretsall your secrets dark and deepWill you tell Us what you are thinkingtell when and where you have beenWill you tell Us of your passionswill tell Us of your sins Will you reveal your deep perversionsthat make you shiver with delightWill you tell Us of your lusty thoughtson dark and lonely nightsWill you tell Us of your loversand how they made you swoonWill you tell Us of the rhythmsin your soul that you dance toCome tell Us all your lusts and hungerstell Use of your needs and your desiresTell that you want Ustell Us whereand tell Us howCome tell Us of your weaknessand We will make of you our cherished love slaveand We will show you passionsthat feed your hungered lustWe will play with you in your perversionson kinky lusty nightsand we will dance in the sweet musicin which your soul delightsCome talk to UsShare with Us your secretsCome and do not be afraidFor if you tell me all your secretsThen I will make you ours There is a beautyIn submission Submission is a giftA precious jewel amidst the rocks and stones But it takes a keen eye To see the sparkleAn appreciationA respect To value such a prizeWe will not taint or tarnish That which gleamed And so come to Us from your pedestalAnd look with truthAnd know When you are truly prized We both knowthat there is a verythin linebetween lovers and strangersjust as there is betweenpleasure and painand if you think thatyou think like We dothen I think that you should e-mail Us"


If this couple is here on Lit, I apologize (mildly) for what I'm about to say...


WTF!!!! USE A PERIOD NOW AND THEN or put OBVIOUS SPACES if you insist on using poetry-like gimmicks to catch the eye of happless bdsm'ers.... this sort of thing is PAINFUL to read and I'm just not that much a masochist.

 

[Krinaia]

Oh and since the thread is on the subject of lamity... my own ad needs rehauling... and if any of you havehappened across one of them, I'm open to suggestions.

 

[Krinaia]

Here Is My Current Draft For My C.com Profile

I recently moved to Columbia. I'm currently seeking friends and people to hang out with in the area. I'm not entirely interested in dating just yet but am open to the opportunity if it should present itself. If you're interested, read on to learn if perhaps you think you might enjoy my company.

I'm very easy going, easy to talk to and a good listener. I'm also fairly adventurous though sometimes a bit lazy, as in, I’m going to sit inside all day on a beautiful day to watch really bad TV and paint my toenails kind of lazy. It’s a lack of discipline that I am working on improving... LOL.

I tend to be pretty goofy so if you're looking for some dark broody gothic girl, keep on looking; I'm more like your plump girl next door with an oh-so-adorable clumsy streak. So I’m neither elegant nor darkly mysterious. But I am open and amiable. What I am interested in are professional people (educated) with similar interests - both sexually and non-sexually: architecture, art, movies, and dogs.

Things that I enjoy doing include: canoeing (I’d love to learn to kayak), going to films and watching old films (AMC, TCM), I consider myself an amateur photographer (so if you want to play with me and a camera, you should definitely contact me), I love pool and poker and darts (and am only good at one – guess which), I also love camping (in the non-buggiest seasons), playing cards and board games, exploring a city to find it’s inner soul and character (including local restaurants, coffee houses, historic sites, museums, shopping districts, clubs, bars, etc). If you want a relationship with me of any sort – you’ve got to have at least a few of these in common with me so that we’ll have something to talk about or do together.

I am mainly a bondage fetishist (on the receiving end). I enjoy being a bottom and definitely have a submissive side, but I want to switch. I don't know at this point exactly what I want and need but am looking to explore. This is not to say that I am inexperienced only that the things I have so far tried with the people I tried them with - weren't perfect fits. You want to know more about that, you'll have to get to know me. This does not mean I will upfront try to explain myself as I feel no need to defend this stance to anyone but that, as a trusted friend (which you must first earn) you will have come to understand these things about me.







To Switches:

I have great interest in conversing with you about many things. If you have found my profile intrigues me, I ask that you please contact me. There are many things I’d enjoy the chance to converse with a switch about.



To Submissives (particularly you male submissives):

I do not yet have any real time experience as a top. I do not consider myself a Mistress or Domme. I am looking for some simple experiences in these areas. One thing I would require of any person I top is that they be intelligent, able to grasp the meaning and intent of their submission to me. If you yourself are inexperienced, I would expect you to be eager and willing to self-educate yourself so as to be a safe player not only for me but for you own good. That and I think, from my own bottom experience, that the kink is some much more delicious when there is an intelligent awareness of what is being wrought in a d/s exchange. I further want to advise you to not approach me groveling or ingratiating yourself, I will be turned off by such things immediately. I also have no interest in you listing all the things you think I could do to get you off. If you don’t understand why that is, I’d be glad to point you towards some articles and discussions on why such behavior is unattractive.



To Dominants:

I am a bondage fetishist bottom, but am not entirely certain I would ever want or be able to be a full time submissive. Since I consider myself a switch, I won’t take kindly to any first contact where you treat me as less than an equal or assume you can immediately begin “converting” me or educating me. Save your breath, I’ll probably ignore you. This doesn’t mean I’m not interested in learning, I just wouldn’t allow someone to become a mentor until they had demonstrated themselves as a friend and the kind of person I can respect and therefore, wish to learn from. I will say, though I am not certain I wish to ALWAYS submit, I do enjoy being a bottom in a scene – quite a lot actually. So do take some time to consider me.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

I recently moved to Columbia. I'm currently seeking friends and people to hang out with in the area. I'm not entirely interested in dating just yet but am open to the opportunity if it should present itself. If you're interested, read on to learn if perhaps you think you might enjoy my company.

I'm very easy going, easy to talk to and a good listener. I'm also fairly adventurous though sometimes a bit lazy, as in, I’m going to sit inside all day on a beautiful day to watch really bad TV and paint my toenails kind of lazy. It’s a lack of discipline that I am working on improving... LOL.

I tend to be pretty goofy so if you're looking for some dark broody gothic girl, keep on looking; I'm more like your plump girl next door with an oh-so-adorable clumsy streak. So I’m neither elegant nor darkly mysterious. But I am open and amiable. What I am interested in are professional people (educated) with similar interests - both sexually and non-sexually: architecture, art, movies, and dogs.

Things that I enjoy doing include: canoeing (I’d love to learn to kayak), going to films and watching old films (AMC, TCM), I consider myself an amateur photographer (so if you want to play with me and a camera, you should definitely contact me), I love pool and poker and darts (and am only good at one – guess which), I also love camping (in the non-buggiest seasons), playing cards and board games, exploring a city to find it’s inner soul and character (including local restaurants, coffee houses, historic sites, museums, shopping districts, clubs, bars, etc). If you want a relationship with me of any sort – you’ve got to have at least a few of these in common with me so that we’ll have something to talk about or do together.









To Switches:

I have great interest in conversing with you about many things. If you have found my profile intrigues me, I ask that you please contact me. There are many things I’d enjoy the chance to converse with a switch about.



To Submissives (particularly you male submissives):

I do not yet have any real time experience as a top. I do not consider myself a Mistress or Domme. I am looking for some simple experiences in these areas. One thing I would require of any person I top is that they be intelligent, able to grasp the meaning and intent of their submission to me. If you yourself are inexperienced, I would expect you to be eager and willing to self-educate yourself so as to be a safe player not only for me but for you own good. That and I think, from my own bottom experience, that the kink is some much more delicious when there is an intelligent awareness of what is being wrought in a d/s exchange. I further want to advise you to not approach me groveling or ingratiating yourself, I will be turned off by such things immediately. I also have no interest in you listing all the things you think I could do to get you off. If you don’t understand why that is, I’d be glad to point you towards some articles and discussions on why such behavior is unattractive.



To Dominants:

I am a bondage fetishist bottom, but am not entirely certain I would ever want or be able to be a full time submissive. Since I consider myself a switch, I won’t take kindly to any first contact where you treat me as less than an equal or assume you can immediately begin “converting” me or educating me. Save your breath, I’ll probably ignore you. This doesn’t mean I’m not interested in learning, I just wouldn’t allow someone to become a mentor until they had demonstrated themselves as a friend and the kind of person I can respect and therefore, wish to learn from. I will say, though I am not certain I wish to ALWAYS submit, I do enjoy being a bottom in a scene – quite a lot actually. So do take some time to consider me.


I BR>I am mainly a bondage fetishist (on the receiving end). I enjoy being a bottom and definitely have a submissive side, but I want to switch. I don't know at this point exactly what I want and need but am looking to explore. This is not to say that I am inexperienced only that the things I have so far tried with the people I tried them with - weren't perfect fits. You want to know more about that, you'll have to get to know me. This does not mean I will upfront try to explain myself as I feel no need to defend this stance to anyone but that, as a trusted friend (which you must first earn) you will have come to understand these things about me.

Very good rewrite.

 

[DVS]

If you have found my profile intrigues me, I ask that you please contact me.

Do you see anything wrong with this sentence?

 

[graceanne]

If you have found my profile intrigues me, I ask that you please contact me.

Do you see anything wrong with this sentence?

Sounds like the kind of mistakes I make when someone's talking to me.

 

[Krinaia]

If you have found my profile intrigues me, I ask that you please contact me.

Do you see anything wrong with this sentence?

<grumbles>

If you find my profile intrigues you, I ask that you contact me.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I shouldn't complain just yet... I have a date Thursday and if everything works out with him, I might be able to consider myself a very lucky girl indeed!

Coolies! If you want or need a safecall, drop me a note!

 

[Krinaia]

Coolies! If you want or need a safecall, drop me a note!

Uhm... I don't have a date Thursday so I'm sure where you got this quote - likely, an old post. And uh, obviously I was either unlucky and it didn't work out or lucky because it didn't work out. Depending.

but thanks

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Uhm... I don't have a date Thursday so I'm sure where you got this quote - likely, an old post.

but thanks

Yes it was... I realized I had probably faux pas'd when I went from like page 1 to page 18.... OOOPS! *lol* That'll teach me not to hit "last page"!

 

[Krinaia]

...

 

[Bandit58]

Another collarme gem

Wanted:

One doormat whore bag.
Dont care if ur bbw.
Ur duties will be to clean my house, wash n' wax my car, cook my meals, garden and other tasks that will be told to u when we meet up.

Write me now.

 

[Bandit58]

I've just upgraded my membership on adultmatchmaker (read I paid them money) so I could message some of the trial members. It's been a bit nerve racking for me as I'm quite shy and find talking to strangers quite difficult even if it's to send a message or chat to someone for the first time. All I'm looking for is a nice bi lady to meet for coffee and some fun and games but so many of them want their b/f or husband to watch or take part........I'm starting to get frustrated with the whole thing

And some of them seem way too "out there" for me......like one I'm chatting to now. She's 32 but acting more like 22 and very exhibitionist. She said she's submissive and wants to be my slut now I told her I was a sub too and had never dommed anyone in my life but could give it a go but further on in the conversation she got me a bit rattled and I gave the chat to Master for a while.......*sigh* I wish I could be more confident with this

Still looking, still shy and still not very confident with this I chatted with another girl today, a switch. Again she wanted me to be dominant with her. I explained that I was very new to being dominant, hell I'm still learning about being submissive She then offered to bring her Mistress into it, I backpedaled and told her I didn't think I was experienced enough for her.

Afterwards I began to feel very inadequate and depressed about the whole thing. I'm ready to give up.

 

[graceanne]

Still looking, still shy and still not very confident with this I chatted with another girl today, a switch. Again she wanted me to be dominant with her. I explained that I was very new to being dominant, hell I'm still learning about being submissive She then offered to bring her Mistress into it, I backpedaled and told her I didn't think I was experienced enough for her.

Afterwards I began to feel very inadequate and depressed about the whole thing. I'm ready to give up.

*hugs* You can do it. Take a break, get your breath, and wade back in and keep looking. YOU ARE NOT INADEQUATE.

 

[SweetDommes]

*hugs* You can do it. Take a break, get your breath, and wade back in and keep looking. YOU ARE NOT INADEQUATE.

*gives Bandit hugs* I second what graceanne said - relax, keep breathing, and always remember - Gil would not give you a task that you were not up to, if he has confidence in you, then you should have confidence in yourself.

Things are always going to happen, some people are stupid, some just suck (in bad ways), but you will eventually find someone that works for what you are looking for. We did, and how many idiots, wankers, and assholes did we go through?? Way too many to count ... Take breaks when you need to (I took many), and don't give up.

 

[Bandit58]

Thank you ladies

I talked to Master Gil about how I was feeling, He cheered me up. Said I was naughty to be feeling that way and deserved to be spanked for it I was even questioning my ability to be a sub, let alone a good one But He is very happy with me and that is all that matters

I will keep trying, there has to be someone out there!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I will keep trying, there has to be someone out there!

I'm someone.... I'm out here...
*scratches his head*
Uhhhh... What are you looking for?

 

[Bandit58]

I'm someone.... I'm out here...
*scratches his head*
Uhhhh... What are you looking for?

LOL - I'm looking for female playmates Sorry, I already have a Master!

I got a message a few days ago from a woman I'd messaged back in August, she has more free time nowadays and wanted to know if I was still interested. She's in a nearby suburb (bonus!) and Master and I met her for dinner last night - she seems nice and things look promising (fingers crossed)

 

[blue kat]

I wanna have dinner with you and Master Gil! But then I'm not sure if he'd let me beat you....

 

[graceanne]

I wanna have dinner with you and Master Gil! But then I'm not sure if he'd let me beat you....

The big meanie.

 

[blue kat]

I can't help it, I love her breastages. But some people have accused me of having that fetish.

 

[graceanne]

I can't help it, I love her breastages. But some people have accused me of having that fetish.

perv

 

[blue kat]

Yeah buddy!

 

[Bandit58]

I wanna have dinner with you and Master Gil! But then I'm not sure if he'd let me beat you....

ROFL Master Gil said you can have a turn at beating me anytime!

 

[snowy ciara]

Kat, be sure to stop by my house and bring an extra suitcase! I can keep him company while you, well, y'know.