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What I can't understand is why someone gets arrested for defending thier property in a non-lethal manner. He could have just resorted to gunplay

Homecoming incident leads to charges for Willmar man for fox urine spraying
By Gretchen Schlosser, West Central Tribune
Published Thursday, December 11, 2008

WILLMAR — A 50-year-old rural Willmar man pleaded not guilty Wednesday to misdemeanor charges stemming from a homecoming week incident that allegedly included spraying toilet-papering teens with a squirt gun filled with fox urine.

Scott Edward Wagar faces charges of fifth-degree assault, theft and disorderly conduct in Kandiyohi County District Court for the Sept. 16 incident. He was released on his personal recognizance and ordered to have no contact with others involved in the case. His next court date is Jan. 20.

According to a complaint, Wagar reported to the county sheriff on Sept. 17 he had been in an altercation with another person near his property east of Willmar, and that he possibly had broken the person’s finger.

He allegedly said he was fed up with his house being toilet-papered and had taken matters into his own hands. He was out along his property line the night before, between 10:30 and 11 p.m., and observed 15 to 20 people running toward his place through a soybean field. His observation was made through night vision goggles he had received from his son who served in the military. He said he told the group to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with a “supersoaker” squirt gun filled with fox urine.

While this was happening, he said, someone grabbed him from behind and they struggled with each other.

Later, a Sheriff’s Office detective received a tip from a 16-year-old teenager who was in the group of people who had walked toward Wagar’s property by following a drainage ditch and walking through the field. The teen said he was sprayed by the squirt gun and thought the liquid was human urine. The teen said he grabbed the squirt gun, and Wagar grabbed him and they struggled until another person started choking him and someone threatened to break his finger. He was able to free himself and run away.

During an interview with the detective, Wagar allegedly said he found a cell phone in the field, found out the phone number and called the father of the person who owned it. The man asked for the phone back and Wagar told him he could have it for $100. The man declined to pay the price and Wagar later turned the phone over to the detective.

The detective also interviewed the man, who said he had his son apologize to Wagar, but that the apology ended after Wagar yelled and screamed at the boy.
 
Where do you get enough "fox urine" to fill a Super Soaker? Those things hold a quart! Do they have "Fox Piss R US" in Minnesota or what? :rolleyes:
 
As much as I might possibly be such a cantankerous old man some day, it seems to me from reading the article that Wagar overreacted. I also question some of his claims about the cell phone and the differences between what he told police and what the kids reported.

True, the kids probably were going to TP the man's house. But being sprayed by urine? Especially from that of an animal, there's no telling if one of the kids might have an allergic reaction. They may have thought it to be gasoline at first, or kerosene.

This sounds like a mad old man who went just a bit too far. Demanding $100 for the return of the cell phone? :rolleyes:
 
I wondered about that. I know you can buy Deer pee at Wal-mart, but who was the unlucky fox that had to volunteer for that mission.
 
I wondered about that. I know you can buy Deer pee at Wal-mart, but who was the unlucky fox that had to volunteer for that mission.
:eek: Uh-oh! Has anyone seen Sandy Fox lately? :confused:
 
It's used as a deer (Buck) lure.

Deer Buck:

Ah wents down to the Wall Mart an' got the deer piss, jis like yew ast. Ah mis yew, baby, an' Ah wants yew to com home. Ah promise Ah'll have a dab ahint each o' mah ears and sum more in that there speshul place yew likes so much.

An' about yer brother--that ruttin' din' mean nuthin'. Yew knows yer twicet the "Buck" he'll ever be.

Yers ferever,

Bambi

Pee Ess Hurry, baby! Ah loves yew, but this shit STINKS!







(Sorry--long day. Superego is out cold.)
 
LOLOL

I just use a paint ball gun.

If I'm in a bad mood I use Pepper Balls.

If I'm in a really bad mood I freeze them first.

Cat
 
The question is when does a prank turn into harassment? I've done some juvenile shit when I was in high school, but if or when I got busted, I got my ass handed to me. These teens nowadays get coddled.
 
The question is when does a prank turn into harassment? I've done some juvenile shit when I was in high school, but if or when I got busted, I got my ass handed to me. These teens nowadays get coddled.

People are afraid of overzealous lawyers and parents eager to cash in on misfortune. Wagar apparently doesn't care, and if this were, say, the eighties, I doubt he would have gotten any flack from his actions. I still say he probably overreacted, but I can sure as hell understand why.

To answer the question, a prank becomes harrassment when it happens more than once, and especially if it's on a regular and/or ritualistic basis.
 
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Then he has the edge because this was the fifth time he got TPed.
 
The little fucks were trespassing, plain and simple. Instead of fox whizz, it could have been rock salt from a 12 gauge. They did get off lucky. If they pulled that shit down here in Florida he could have killed 'em and walked. :mad:
 
Then he has the edge because this was the fifth time he got TPed.

If he's smart, he'll file a countersuit against the kids. Given his apparently volatile nature, however, he might end up verbally shooting himself in the foot if he tries.
 
The little fucks were trespassing, plain and simple. Instead of fox whizz, it could have been rock salt from a 12 gauge. They did get off lucky. If they pulled that shit down here in Florida he could have killed 'em and walked. :mad:

I could say the same thing about here in Texas.

It wouldn't be true in either case.

Makes for a nice fantasy, though. :p
 
The question is when does a prank turn into harassment? I've done some juvenile shit when I was in high school, but if or when I got busted, I got my ass handed to me. These teens nowadays get coddled.

Used to be part of the fun was not getting seen by the victim and another part of the fun was running like hell if you did get noticed, laughing and being all giddylike.

As a teen, four of us were cow tipping at the same place for the second time and that shotgun helped me attain a new personal best for the hundred yard dash.
 
Let's go back to the fox urine. Either the guy caught one fox with what has to be a hell of a kidney problem or he has the secret of trapping foxes. I would think that the guy could make enough from zoos that he could hire a security force.
 
Where do you get enough "fox urine" to fill a Super Soaker? Those things hold a quart! Do they have "Fox Piss R US" in Minnesota or what? :rolleyes:

Snerk

:eek: Uh-oh! Has anyone seen Sandy Fox lately? :confused:

Double snerk


Used to be part of the fun was not getting seen by the victim and another part of the fun was running like hell if you did get noticed, laughing and being all giddylike.

As a teen, four of us were cow tipping at the same place for the second time and that shotgun helped me attain a new personal best for the hundred yard dash.

What the hell is the attraction to cow tipping? What did the poor cows ever do to you?
 
As much as I might possibly be such a cantankerous old man some day, it seems to me from reading the article that Wagar overreacted. I also question some of his claims about the cell phone and the differences between what he told police and what the kids reported.

True, the kids probably were going to TP the man's house. But being sprayed by urine? Especially from that of an animal, there's no telling if one of the kids might have an allergic reaction. They may have thought it to be gasoline at first, or kerosene.

This sounds like a mad old man who went just a bit too far. Demanding $100 for the return of the cell phone? :rolleyes:

I don't know, Slyc. I used a weed sprayer full of boar piss on someone for less. Fox urine is nothing compared to that stuff. Allergies? They should have thought of that before they went out stalking in the night. If one wants to pull a prank, one should be willing to face the consequences.

The little fucks were trespassing, plain and simple. Instead of fox whizz, it could have been rock salt from a 12 gauge. They did get off lucky. If they pulled that shit down here in Florida he could have killed 'em and walked. :mad:

That's not funny. Had to pick rock salt out of my ass before. It burns like the fires of hell.
 
What the hell is the attraction to cow tipping? What did the poor cows ever do to you?

They mesmerized us with their soulful eyes and we got scared.




What can I say, kids do dumb shit when they're bored. :rolleyes:
 
They mesmerized us with their soulful eyes and we got scared.




What can I say, kids do dumb shit when they're bored. :rolleyes:

I know. How do you think I got my ass loaded with rock salt when I was 19? :D

Man, I can still feel that. Ouch.
 
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