I Saw a Werewolf With a Chinese Menu in his Hand.

Now, how the hell am I going to get this song out of my head? Alexandraaah, this is all your fault!
 
I don't know about werewolves, but I'm making love to a vampire, with a monkey on my knee.
 
We changed the words a little to Lawyers, Guns & Money to fit a situation we had at work. It went:

Went into Bank of Oakland
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me outta this!


--I don't expect you people to get it, but I'm laughing my ass off and must mention this to my co-conspirator (this was probably 10 years ago)
 
First time I heard the song is when the Phoenix Coyotes started playing it after they scored a goal.. It's been one of my top 10 faves ever since.

Btw, speaking of Warren Zevon.. "Hit Somebody" is #11 on my list and will be for the rest of my life. It's about a hockey goon getting his one shot at glory.. And Dave Letterman is doing background vocals!
 
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