I saved a Baby today

Azwed

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Don't get so excited it was not really that dramatic of a rescue.

The store across the way from my shop called over and asked if anyone could break into a car that had a baby inside. After taking a moment to figure out that they weren't joking I grabbed my trusty slim jim set and headed across the frozen tundra of our parking lot.

I got over there and there are three women, one of which is crying uncontrolably so I figure she is the mother, and two men standing around this Saturn. One of the guys there tells me that he thinks it would be easiest to get into the car from the passenger side sincethe rubber around the window seems softer there. The baby is in the back looking as happy as can be with all the attention she is getting. What seemed to have happend is that while the mother was closing the trunk her keys slipped out of her hand and fell into the trunk. Before she even noticed what happend the trunk was closed and all the doors were already locked.

After a minute or so looking at the car and thinkning about which tool would be best to use I decide to try and go from under the window and hit release the lock from inside the door. I tried that for a couple of minutes but just could not get enough grip on the lock mechanism to turn it.


I look through my tools and try to formulate a new plan remebering what the guy said about the rubber on the top of the door being very soft. After sliding my prybar between the glass and the rubber seal i find that I can get lots of room to work here so look for the appropriate hook to grab the door lock from the outside.

By this time I am making a fair bit of noise so the baby does start crying for the first time but only for a little while because the grandmother quickly distracts her with googley faces.

I slide a longer looped tool through the gap in the window and start trying to hook the door lock from inside the cabin. After a few tries I get a good grip along with enough leverage to pull the lock back and bam the door is open.

The hero worshiping may now commence. ;) :D
 
You're a cool guy, Azwed. Your trusty slim-jim set too. Glad you could help.

Have a Happy New Year.
 
I got a little plastic key, fitted into a credit-card sized holder with my Saturn ('92 model); it's come in handy a few times over the last ten years.
 
Re: Re: I saved a Baby today

Phoenyx said:
Did ya feel mommas tits first?

Might have been able to afterwards she was very grateful and incredibly hot. The baby could not have been more then a year old and I was amazed by how tight this woman's ass was.
 
Thats our man Azwed, saving the babby but making sure to check out mom's ass. Very well done.
 
Aaaooohhhmmm, aaaooohhhmmm...

All hail the Wizard of Az! Avert thine eyes lest you be smitten by the fire of salvation as he lights a phattie!

*Most excellent deed, Azwed the Doorslayer! :D
 
The best part was watching the fire and rescue guys drive up the parking lot about two minutes after I was finished. Total time from when I got all my tools till when the door was open: little less then four minutes.

I just waved my kit at them and kept walking.
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
I didn't see this much appreciation when I was being sprayed with AK fire from an arab


You cunts have your priorities fucked up


Thats because you survived and he missed. Whats to appreciate?
 
Re: Re: Re: I saved a Baby today

Azwed said:
Might have been able to afterwards she was very grateful and incredibly hot. The baby could not have been more then a year old and I was amazed by how tight this woman's ass was.

It's only when the baby turns two that the ass goes........
 
Re: Re: Re: I saved a Baby today

Azwed said:
Might have been able to afterwards she was very grateful and incredibly hot. The baby could not have been more then a year old and I was amazed by how tight this woman's ass was.
Get a number? ;)

TB4p
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: I saved a Baby today

teddybear4play said:
Get a number? ;)

TB4p

I never did see a Ring.
Damn I knew i forgot something.
 
When I read this I heard Ewan and Nicole bellowing in the background of the arena that is my brain....


WE COULD BE HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
FOREVER AND EVERrrrrrrr!!!!!!!


WE COULD BE HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
FOREVER AND EVERrrrrrrr!!!!!!!


WE COULD BE HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
FOREVER AND EVERrrrrrrr!!!!!!!


WE COULD BE HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
FOREVER AND EVERrrrrrrr!!!!!!!



Over and over...


Just because I will always love you Azwed.
 
Starfish said:
When I read this I heard Ewan and Nicole bellowing in the background of the arena that is my brain....


WE COULD BE HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
FOREVER AND EVERrrrrrrr!!!!!!!


WE COULD BE HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
FOREVER AND EVERrrrrrrr!!!!!!!


WE COULD BE HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
FOREVER AND EVERrrrrrrr!!!!!!!


WE COULD BE HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
FOREVER AND EVERrrrrrrr!!!!!!!



Over and over...


Just because I will always love you Azwed.

Ahh I love you too and that is a good song.

If you ever really really need a car for some reason look for a 97-00 saturn. That was the easiest car I have ever broken into.
 
Really? Is that good, or bad?


I mean, in this case, really good, but otherwise?

Eh? I don't have babies.


Oh, and I am buying an 89' Caprice Classic.

You know, A cop car.


I am so pimping this fucker out. The FISHMOBILE!

I will get Starfish vanity plates cause I am cheesy and shit.

I am even going to get ball tassles to trim the roof inside, and I'll get a nice shag steering wheel cover and I'll have a sub woofer under my passenger seat, and amp in the back of the trunk, and all the pimp shit it take to make a ride glide.
 
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