I realized something today

naughtycakes

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I need to be much closer to the ocean.

I went paddle boarding today, it was a little choppy, the full moon was starting to peek out and then I caught it in all its glory.

I keep finding myself attracted to men who work romantic ocean jobs, I'm living vicariously.

I need to be more proactive and find myself a romantic ocean job or learn to sail or something.

The paddle boarding is great but I want to get in the middle of the ocean.

I know, you fuckers don't care.
 
Interesting thoughts.
1. I like the sound if the paddle
2. Your "corndog" signature has ne curious as well as aroused.:devil:
 
I need to be much closer to the ocean.

I went paddle boarding today, it was a little choppy, the full moon was starting to peek out and then I caught it in all its glory.

I keep finding myself attracted to men who work romantic ocean jobs, I'm living vicariously.

I need to be more proactive and find myself a romantic ocean job or learn to sail or something.

The paddle boarding is great but I want to get in the middle of the ocean.

I know, you fuckers don't care.

It's not that we don't care...

hey...

are you a mermaid?
 
I need to be much closer to the ocean.

I went paddle boarding today, it was a little choppy, the full moon was starting to peek out and then I caught it in all its glory.

I keep finding myself attracted to men who work romantic ocean jobs, I'm living vicariously.

I need to be more proactive and find myself a romantic ocean job or learn to sail or something.

The paddle boarding is great but I want to get in the middle of the ocean.

I know, you fuckers don't care.

I worked on a Submarine back in the day. Does that count?
 
I'm not a mermaid.

But maybe for Halloween.

And submarines don't count. Too cramped.
 
I'm not a mermaid.

But maybe for Halloween.

And submarines don't count. Too cramped.

I never said anything about you working on one. I was relaying my qualifications.

Though, it would be more romantic if women were to do such a thing. Just imagine the privacy and being IN the ocean, not ON the ocean. Admittedly, it is a different type of sailing altogether different than the one most people envision. But it is nuclear powered, so no running out of gas. And you flush toilets with real seawater - how cool is that?;)
 
I never said anything about you working on one. I was relaying my qualifications.

Though, it would be more romantic if women were to do such a thing. Just imagine the privacy and being IN the ocean, not ON the ocean. Admittedly, it is a different type of sailing altogether different than the one most people envision. But it is nuclear powered, so no running out of gas. And you flush toilets with real seawater - how cool is that?;)

Nope, sorry.

Working in a submarine is not a romantic ocean job, for either sex.
 
I need to be much closer to the ocean.

I went paddle boarding today, it was a little choppy, the full moon was starting to peek out and then I caught it in all its glory.

I keep finding myself attracted to men who work romantic ocean jobs, I'm living vicariously.

I need to be more proactive and find myself a romantic ocean job or learn to sail or something.

The paddle boarding is great but I want to get in the middle of the ocean.

I know, you fuckers don't care.

I have worked on this little boat and three of it's brothers
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MTE3roZy35A/R1AQHF2hAQI/AAAAAAAABh0/biQuYOt4GMA/s1600-R/USN+USS+Ronald+Reagan+CVN-76+File+Headon-2.jpg
 
Ok, you guys are killing this for me.

Let me rephrase...I keep finding myself attracted to guys with romantic ocean jobs who don't post inanities on Lit.

But that's a nice looking vessel nonetheless.
 
Ok, you guys are killing this for me.

Let me rephrase...I keep finding myself attracted to guys with romantic ocean jobs who don't post inanities on Lit.

But that's a nice looking vessel nonetheless.

Like the deadliest catch type boat.
 
I hate being landlocked. No ocean for me, but I have a lake now, and I love it. There's just something about the weightless sensation of floating in water - it inspires my deepest moments of gnosis. And also wheeee floating!

What sort of romantic ocean job do you want? My dream dream dream would've been retracing the path of the HMS Beagle with Craig Venter, but I don't think he's doing that anymore :(
 
Ok, you guys are killing this for me.

Let me rephrase...I keep finding myself attracted to guys with romantic ocean jobs who don't post inanities on Lit.

But that's a nice looking vessel nonetheless.

:eek: How dare you, madame. There is nothing superficial about either of the two vessels we speak of. And I never met a woman that was not impressed with a personally guided tour of a magnificent war machine.
 
I think it's cool. If I'd ever find myself with megabucks, I'd have a boat and be on the water all the time.

Mermaids are hot, but your legs and ass are much too nice to trade for fins.
 
I've been on the receiving end of romantic jobs next to the ocean. Good enough?

That can be grating...

I hate being landlocked. No ocean for me, but I have a lake now, and I love it. There's just something about the weightless sensation of floating in water - it inspires my deepest moments of gnosis. And also wheeee floating!

What sort of romantic ocean job do you want? My dream dream dream would've been retracing the path of the HMS Beagle with Craig Venter, but I don't think he's doing that anymore :(

Yes, I love that floaty feeling, must be some instinctive memory of the womb or something.

I'm not sure. I don't think I could do yacht work, too much ass kissing, and commercial work is pretty gritty. I guess that's why I live vicariously, haha.

But a three month gig might be fun.
 
I think it's cool. If I'd ever find myself with megabucks, I'd have a boat and be on the water all the time.

Mermaids are hot, but your legs and ass are much too nice to trade for fins.

Yes, same here.

I have a few friends with boats so I depend on their largesse.

I have fins, for snorkeling.

I wouldn't trade my legs and ass either :D

Paddle boarding is one of my favorite things to do. I love it.

Cool!

Do you go in the ocean or a river or lake?

I'm not all that good at it, but I love doing it. I'm decent on a big, wide board but tonight when I took out a smaller one I kept falling.
 
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