I pucked up the courage!

[anybode]

I plucked up the courage!

...and I got a logon and introduced myself on this thread, becase everybody seems to have such a laugh all the time.

I'm more a reader than a writer, but I do have a love of English. But dont laugh, yes im dyslexic. writing takes me ages, even with a spelling checker. Im clever in other things

Anyway, I have stories in my head, but ive yet to write them

I can see with this being the net that your all from all over. Lots of british people, i see. I live in London.

So now i forgot my question.

Oh yes, no question, just a small hello


Oh yes btw i know anybode is spelt wrong , it's from a book called Molesworth.

 

[Guest]

Hi, Any. Welcome and good on you for the courage (it might be your last, hahaha). As you probably know there are others here who are mainly readers (and we love 'em).

best to you, Perdita

p.s. don't call Svenskaflicka Sven (you probably know that, but why risk it, eh?
p.p.s. let loose your inner dyke asap
p.p.s. turn off your PC switch

 

[NoJo]

Hi anybode!


I'm a Molesworth fan, and dyslexic too. Someone here posted a spell checker for posts. I use Word for long posts.

A word of advice. Ignore any advice from Sub Joe. Including that.

 

[Guest]

Hey there, Anybode! And welcome from me.

Yay! We've bagged us another Brit.

Seems like you know a lot of stuff around here already. Just kick back and have fun.

Lou

 

[Guest]

 

[anybode]

crikey, that was fast! three replies. If you mean Tatelou, about the hello well I have used BBs like this.

"Kick back and have fun. " Well, as I share this computer with my family, my fun has to be caffine induced, what with my crappy typing. At least I have him trained to do the cooking. I smell burning -- i better go (and i thought it was salade today anyway)

thanks all, be back late (probably when all and sundry are tucked up for the night.

(confession -- i was really scared when i hit the "subm,it" button on that first post)

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Welcome Bode, as Lou intimated, put your feet up, relax and stay awhile. There's not a bad bunch here.

I have to agree with perdita's three hints on this one, but generally don't hurt anyone and have fun. (Too late for me, I know!!)

Wasn't that the motto at Yorktown?

(ducks, and hides)

Oh piss off Pierce!!!!

 

[Guest]

Wasn't that the motto at Yorktown?

(ducks, and hides)

Do you like pain?



Lou

 

[Guest]

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hey Rhino Bloke!!

How's it??

 

[Black Tulip]

Hello anybode,

Have fun.

Write stories if you have them in your head.
Just find yourself an editor.

 

[anybode]

shoot - I spelt "plucked" without the L and now I can't change it even after i edited the first post. Oh well. i can think of worse spelling mistakes i could have made!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hi, Anybode and welcome to the site. Don't worry about not being a writer; we have plenty of those. What we need are readers because what good is it to have the best writers in the world if there are no readers? We have fun here. On some threads we get all serious and on others we just laugh and carry on. Personally, I prefer the latter.

 

[Guest]

Anybode, I like the pucked, rhymes with a fave word.

Perdita (enjoy your dinner)

 

[Guest]

 

[English Lady]

hello and welcome Anybode

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Hiya and welcome to the ah!

-Colly

 

[lewdandlicentious]

it is fairtheewell, thank you lewd.
and with yerself?

rhino

Exceedingly good methanx you!

 

[destinie21]

welcome

guess I'm the only one who read that as I puked up the courage.
lol oh well it gave me a giggle anyhow

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Anybode, I like the pucked, rhymes with a fave word.

Perdita (enjoy your dinner)

I'm so confused, perdi. I thought your favorite word was twat. Maybe we should begin a thread that gets updated with your favorite word of the day?



Welcome, anybode. Perdita's right about unlocking the door to your inner dyke. She'll make a helluva racket otherwise.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

 

[gauchecritic]

Eyup Any.

Sit down, have a minute.

I think Joe's already given you the best advice (ignore advice from Joe). But then you weren't asking for any advice were you?
So, hello. Two sugars in mine.

Gauche

P.S If you do decide to write summat then there are many willing hands here in the hangout or elsewhere who'll give help. Me included.

 

[Guest]

I'm so confused, perdi. I thought your favorite word was twat. Maybe we should begin a thread that gets updated with your favorite word of the day?

E, E, E. I said above it was "a" fave word, not "the" fave word. Chill. (But not your twat .)

P.

p.s. actually I'm favoring minge lately; still in the same arena, eh?

 

[anybode]

Well, Courage is the name of a relly awful beer maker here, so i guess i would puke up the courage if i drank the stuff.

Thanks for the big welcome!

I can see flirting going on in some threads -- i say, they didn't have that in my day (no i wont tell you my age, just my vital stats -- 34, 26, 34 (but not in that order ))

How come all the women here are so drop dead gorgious? (and all the guys just show there willies (as though that would get a woman moist -- dont they know the way to a womans pussy is through her brian?)) anyway, just kidding guys, i love men, especially living ones, though i cant say im fussed right now

i hear my wee bairn stirring (hes not wee, he's fourteen, so he's prbably just playing with himslef, the dirty x%%5!)


anyhow, no peace for the wicked, and god i must be %%%ing ivan the terrible the quiet time i get).

anybode

 

[Guest]

i hear my wee bairn stirring

Ah, ha ha, Bode. I read that as 'wee brain stirring' cos just above you related brain and pussy. Then I read on. (Do you know that Ivan is pronounced like Yvonne? in Russia anyway)

P.