I no longer need a man!!!!

[MissTaken]

In fact, I am not sure I ever did.

As some of you may recall, I posted a thread a few weeks back concerning my need for a man with a tool belt?

After many posts from men, swaggering into my thread in their toolbelts, teasing and flaunting their skills, I gave up!

Not one of you followed through with your empty promises!

So, I fixed all the shit myself!

Thanks, anyway guys!

I don't need a man!

 

[Wiggles]

Who's going to open your pickle jars??

 

[LukkyKnight]

 

[red_rose]

Who's going to open your pickle jars??

ROFLMAO!

 

[Bushido71XS]

Huh?

 

[metal_minx]

who's gonna kill the bugs?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Dont you even dare dear.

You didnt pay the airfare.

 

[Ice Cold]

What about someone hogging the remote control and saying stupid things to you?

 

[lobito]

I think i tried a time or two, but was declined.

 

[MissTaken]

Sorry, luv!

I know you tried!


I am sure I could come up with some little task if you were to find your way out east.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I am sure I could come up with some little task if you were to find your way out east.

 

[MissTaken]

Who's going to open your pickle jars??

Have you seen that really cool super duper rubber thingy from Sears Master Mechanic!

It will open anything!

 

[MissTaken]

Well, perhaps not so LITTLE!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Have you seen that really cool super duper rubber thingy...

I believe the word you're looking for is dildo, MissT.

 

[MissTaken]

who's gonna kill the bugs?

I live in a pathetic area.

IF summer falls on a Sunday we have a picnic.

Therefore, bugs are not a very serious problem...it is too damn cold!

 

[Wiggles]

Have you seen that really cool super duper rubber thingy from Sears Master Mechanic!

It will open anything!

<Throwing bf's stuff out the window>

 

[Sillyman]

Men serve two puposes. One is to provide sperm and the othe ris to get things off high shelves. Now thanks to invitro fertilization and aluminum stepladders, men are now obsolete.

 

[MissTaken]

Dont you even dare dear.

You didnt pay the airfare.

Awwww but you know in my heart, I would if I could!

 

[MissTaken]

What about someone hogging the remote control and saying stupid things to you?

Been there.

Done that.

Divorced him.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Men serve two puposes. One is to provide sperm and the othe ris to get things off high shelves. Now thanks to invitro fertilization and aluminum stepladders, men are now obsolete.

Speak for yourself! I may have lost favor, but I am NOT obsolete.

 

[MissTaken]

Men serve two puposes. One is to provide sperm and the othe ris to get things off high shelves. Now thanks to invitro fertilization and aluminum stepladders, men are now obsolete.

And with the onslaught of the Jack Rabbit???


Hmmmm

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

I believe the word you're looking for is dildo, MissT.

LOL!!!

 

[nakedangelina]

Been there.

Done that.

Divorced him.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Laughing so hard I can't get up!!!!

I love it, I fuckin' love it!!!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Men are about nouns

Women are about adverbs and adjectives.

My grandmother would tell my grandfather at the top of her voice, "You-who! While you're down there please get the loose pale pink what's-it from the top shelf of the old wooden thingamajig so I can do this better." I don't know if he could read minds or what, but I swear she must've had some moral objection to nouns.

 

[MissTaken]

Geesh, LK,

If ya have something to say about whatever it is, dont' la de da about it, just spit it out and get the entire flibertygibbet over with.





I could love your grandmother!