i need...

[ABSTRUSE]

I need to get my ass back to writing my stories...I'm going between a funny one and a serious one...I need my head examined.

 

[hugo_sam]

I need to get my ass back to writing my stories...I'm going between a funny one and a serious one...I need my head examined.

I volunteer!!! Mememememe

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You ARE donating your head and body to science once you're dead, right?

 

[Harry Leg]

a massage.

What do you need?

Is this a trick question?

 

[Guest]

someone to help me finish packing

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I volunteer!!! Mememememe

Its a dark and scary place in there.

 

[Guest]

Be right there sweetie, this Sunday good for you?

Let me refill my sleeping pills so i can knock out my husband and you got a deal...

Do you do windows too?

 

[zeb1094]

Let me refill my sleeping pills so i can knock out my husband and you got a deal...

Do you do windows too?

Sorry, I don't do windows. I should qualify that statement.

I don't do glass, see through windows, I do happen to do Microsoft Windows.

 

[zeb1094]

someone to help me finish packing

You have been packing for a long time!

Maybe we should all take a road trip to Lizzies place and finish up her packing for her!

You can count me in!

 

[Guest]

Sorry, I don't do windows. I should qualify that statement.

I don't do glass, see through windows, I do happen to do Microsoft Windows.

I guess in that case you'll just have to do me instead...lol.

 

[zeb1094]

I guess in that case you'll just have to do me instead...lol.

Anytime sweetie, anytime. I'm right around the corner so to speak.

 

[Belegon]

I need...

a taste of Honey with my coffee....

 

[cloudy]

I need a good, hard....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I need a good, hard....

Kick in the ass? I'm there.

 

[MissBri]

 

[cloudy]

Kick in the ass? I'm there.

that, too.

 

[matriarch]

A cup of tea, some English biscuits, and the gosling at home with me, so we can snuggle on the couch with said tea and biscuits.

I miss her. *le sigh*

 

[Dumpling]

You're shy aren't you?

I need to have Lunch at Work right now! (but a person still can Daydream)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I need to have Lunch at Work right now! (but a person still can Daydream)

I highly recommend it. I do it often...okay I do it all the time.

 

[imalickin]

i need a new car, a new house, a new washing machine, a new dryer, a new man. not necessarily in that order. hehehe.

 

[Guest]

i need a new car, a new house, a new washing machine, a new dryer, a new man. not necessarily in that order. hehehe.

Will give you my old man to be your new man...

 

[imalickin]

Will give you my old man to be your new man...

does he do things around the house beside chase you?

 

[damppanties]

I need someone who'd wash my hair for me.

 

[dreampilot79]

i need a new car, a new house, a new washing machine, a new dryer, a new man. not necessarily in that order. hehehe.

damn.. this is sounding more and more like a divorce!

 

[kendo1]

Another vote on my last submission.