I Need...

[zeb1094]

(cosset)
verb: treat with excessive indulgence

You may not play games with my vacuum cleaner.

Are you sure your wife is okay with this?

Ah, yes that's what I'll do, treat you with excessive indulgence.

Sure, she's okay with whatever I do, as long as I don't bother her with the details until she's ready to know about it. What can I say she cosset's me!

 

[carsonshepherd]

a dishwasher

some really good wine that won't give me a headache

a blow job.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

a dishwasher

some really good wine that won't give me a headache

a blow job.

You know, I could give you all of these things, but I won't.

I just love my dishwasher too damn much to part with it.

 

[Guest]

a massage and a life that isn't so complicated

 

[carsonshepherd]

a massage and a life that isn't so complicated

Ditto!

 

[Rhys]

Crown and coke would be good about now.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Crown and coke would be good about now.

¿Quiere usted un burrito?


http://www.cnn.com/2000/FOOD/news/07/19/taco.bell.ap/story.taco.ap.jpg

 

[Rhys]

SI! I could use something to suck on.

 

[carsonshepherd]

SI! I could use something to suck on.

*waves arm wildly* Oh! Oh! Pick me!

 

[Rhys]

I did pick you. See above

 

[Samandiriel]

I need only a hairpin, a rubberband and some chewing gum and I thnk I can land this plane.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You.


Fucker.

 

[ibhard]

You.


Fucker.

i say the same, but my fucker instead.

 

[Norajane]

You.


Fucker.

Yes, if only YOU weren't 2000 miles away at a concert I'm listening to on cell phone, which is so NOT the same thing as being there with YOU.


What was this thread about?

 

[Norajane]

I need only a hairpin, a rubberband and some chewing gum and I thnk I can land this plane.

McGuyver, is that you?

My hero.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yes, if only YOU weren't 2000 miles away at a concert I'm listening to on cell phone, which is so NOT the same thing as being there with YOU.


What was this thread about?

What you just said.

 

[Norajane]

What you just said.

If you weren't gay, I would so ravish you.

Hell, I might try to anyway.

 

[BlackShanglan]

-jammies

-cosseting

-bed

 

[BlackShanglan]

¿Quiere usted un burrito?


http://www.cnn.com/2000/FOOD/news/07/19/taco.bell.ap/story.taco.ap.jpg

That thing looks like a deformed and overgrown opossum. I can see that my dreams will not be pleasant tonight.

 

[Aurora Black]

I need tons of money and my own island in the Caribbean.

 

[Recidiva]

I need...

Enough money to be comfortable and secure, but not enough to attract attention.

For my migraines to stop visiting.

My husband to continue to be here, be the man he is, and for me to keep comparing him to the world and other people and finding out that he's superior in so many ways.

For my son to reach out with his mind and want to read and listen.

 

[Belegon]

I need tons of money and my own island in the Caribbean.

We're all invited, right? and swimsuits are optional?

(mind you, SPF 500 is required for me, but I still like being naked in the sun...and the water)

 

[Guest]

..... to be laid out and made love to until I pass out...

 

[Aurora Black]

We're all invited, right? and swimsuits are optional?

(mind you, SPF 500 is required for me, but I still like being naked in the sun...and the water)

Nope, just you. Swimsuit optional, of course.

 

[Guest]

a passionate kiss from a stranger, with no strings and no guilt -- just to get my brain moving again.