I Need...

[matriarch]

For time to stop for 24-48 hours or so.

*waving my magic wand*......there. Now you can stay home with me.

 

[minsue]

*waving my magic wand*......there. Now you can stay home with me.

Great. You tell work, though.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

some nice bacon

a snow day!

Hell, just a little snow would work. This is the south.

I got yer snow right here, baby.

I don't really need anything. I could use a babysitter occasionally.

 

[matriarch]

Great. You tell work, though.

Ah, but if time has stopped, I won't have to tell them.......will I ?

 

[Guest]

a good shot of Nyquil

nice cool sheets

someone to fetch me things, and bathe my forehead with a cool washcloth.

What do you need?

Can I get a shot of that too...cough cough.

 

[matriarch]

The germs are certainly biting in the Lit world.

Sending germ-free, sterile, hugs and kisses to all the sickly bodies.

 

[NoJo]

a good shot of Nyquil

nice cool sheets

someone to fetch me things, and bathe my forehead with a cool washcloth.

What do you need?

I don't have a cool washcloth. How about a warm loincloth?

 

[Guest]

The germs are certainly biting in the Lit world.

Sending germ-free, sterile, hugs and kisses to all the sickly bodies.

It's the cyber world, things travel faster now a days.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'd settle for one out of two at the moment.

 

[entitled]

One of these

 

[zeb1094]

One of these

That's cool, I think I'll have to make one for myself.

 

[Guest]

That's cool, I think I'll have to make one for myself.

My stack of empty beer cans would go flying as I grabbed it. Those that didn't strike the intruder in the forehead, would clutter the ground and make him slip and fall. I'd never need the club or shield.

 

[zeb1094]

My stack of empty beer cans would go flying as I grabbed it. Those that didn't strike the intruder in the forehead, would clutter the ground and make him slip and fall. I'd never need the club or shield.

You must be single? Night stands are for alarm clocks and reading lamps nothing more. So the only thing to go flying would be a small digital clock and porcelin lamp. I wouldn't need it either as the dogs would probably tear apart whom ever thought it might be a good idea to break into our house. Fools.

 

[Andreina]

sleep
sex
cuddles
someone to wash and iron my clothes
massive amounts of plastic surgery
a better paid job
talent
a full-time massage person

 

[zeb1094]

sleep
sex
cuddles
someone to wash and iron my clothes
massive amounts of plastic surgery
a better paid job
talent
a full-time massage person

Not askin' for much are ya?

 

[Andreina]

Not askin' for much are ya?

I'm modest like that

 

[zeb1094]

I'm modest like that

So I see.

 

[Guest]

 

[zeb1094]

I need:

Someone to clean my house.

Someone to pack my clothes for my trip to Dallas.

Someone to wrap all my Christmas pressies.

Someone to cuddle and cosset me.

Applications now being accepted for all of these wonderful job opportunities!

Uh, I can do the cuddle and cosset thingy, whatever a cosset is!
I can do the pack clothes thing, good at that.
I can wrap presents, real good at that.
Clean house, I don't know about that one, you provide the toys...I mean tools?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I need.........something.

 

[CharleyH]

I need.........something.

ME - of course

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ME - of course

That too.

 

[CharleyH]

That too.

BLUSH

 

[SeaCat]

I need, nah I want a day without pain.

Cat

(While we're at it I want a Smoker Grill and enough money so I can help my friends when i want to, not when i can afford to.)

 

[Guest]