i need your help

cymbidia

unrepentant pervert
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The forum is suddenly growing at a really astounding rate. There are so many new people and so many new threads that it's getting hard for me to keep up, to do the maintainence kinds of stuff i'm supposed to be doing before i get to play.

(No, no no, i'm not winding up to rant or bitch or rave or moan or complain or whine again. I'm over that (for now). Relax. ;) )

I need your help.

You know the rules, and if you don't go read all about them on the sticky at the top of the list of threads on the BDSM Forum front page. If you won't go there and do that (and there's some good info in that place besides the five rules we have, btw) here they are:

BDSM Forum Rules
1. No spam
2. No personals ads
3. No posting of another's personal information
4. No posting of your own private email address
5. No threats


If you see someone who has obviously and clearly violated the rules, please send the mods off a quick notice of that fact, okay? Down at the bottom of every single post made to every single thread is alittle link that looks like this: Report this post to a moderator. Click on that link and the wrong post will be reported to all three of us automatically. We'll get it in email. Easy. Simple. Fast. Effortless (for you!).

I know that keeping the special flavor and intently real life focus of this place is as important to the vast majority of you as it is to me. I'll do my part, as will the other mods. Will you help, too, please?

Thanks so much.
:rose:
cymbidia
BDSM Forum Moderator



(edited for spelling, again. My nemesis. Just where the hell are voice actuated computers anyway? My life will be vastly improved once they hit the market.)
 
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Will do!

And as for voice activated things - I bought myself a program that is supposed to type as you speak. The only thing is ... it took forever to set it up, and although I have a fairly clear speaking voice, it still couldn't understand a lot of what I said! :(


And I wonder if the time will come that the puter speaks back to you ... can you imagine what sort of thing it might say on visiting certain sites; or maybe it will laugh hysterically when the darn thing locks up yet again!
 
The voices in my head

are enough for me. The last thing I need is a computer that laughs at me, or says " are you sure you want to hit send? maybe you should reread that stupidity and delete it before you prove your a moron".

Ok Cym will do.
 
yup, will do. dont envy you your job mate. I'll tell persistant offendors too if you like but only if you'll come to my defence when they shout at my newbie status!
 
i'll do anything i can to take some of the load off of you guys.. i know it must be a tough job, going through all the threads, and weeding out the unacceptable posts and threads...
count me in!!

does this mean that we are kinda like forum deputies??? ;)
 
i want a badge. a pointy one. and the ability to slap a truncheon against my thigh. woo hoo!
 
Look sierra, we all know that if we give you some rope you're just gonna go looking for someone who'll tie you up with it. Same for those pointy badges. Same for playing with spurs. Same for the truncheon, obviously! (We're gonna have to keep an eye on tassie. Sub, did you say?) Same for...well...okay. Not too many of us are into (or have admitted) to doing gun play. I guess y'all can have guns. (But only water pistols. I don't like those other kind.)

Thanks guys.

And no! Please don't yell at anyone.

Just politely point them to the rules in the sticky up top.
This isn't our club; it's public, and open to one and all. We just want people to know what kind of place this is so if they don't think they'll be comfy here, they can go someplace else, you know?
:rose:


(edited to rid this post of a plethora of "please" pleas. Obviously my sub side is on 'high' today, unaccompanied, it seems, by any acceptable alliterative ability at all. ~smirk~)
 
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cymbidia said:
Look sierra, we all know that if we give you some rope you're just gonna go looking for someone who'll tie you up with it. Same for those pointy badges. Same for playing with spurs. Same for the truncheon, obviously! (We're gonna have to keep an eye on tassie. Sub, did you say?) Same for...well...okay. Not too many of us are into (or have admitted) to doing gun play. I guess y'all can have guns. (But only water pistols. I don't like those other kind.)

but, what happens if i "accidentally" get the handcuffs attached to my own wrists, behind my back??? :p
 
and cym, can i get one of those big long night stick thingys?? please, please, please???;)
 
Just a thought ... but ought we have whips too ... to deal with the cowboys?

*shrug*
 
<snip>(But only water pistols.)<snip>

Thats fine, :: checks cupboards for rubbing alcohol, lemon juice, salt for salt water :: water guns are ok
 
Geeze.
You people.
Ask a bunch of kinky folks for a little help and all of a sudden the whole fucking toybox is out on the floor and everyone's rooting through it and grabbig up what they like best.

Y'all make me proud to be a pervert.
:D
 
lilredwolph said:
<snip>(But only water pistols.)<snip>

Thats fine, :: checks cupboards for rubbing alcohol, lemon juice, salt for salt water :: water guns are ok

gee, my thoughts EXACTLY!!!

i'm in!!!
 
Actually ... I suppose if you used soapy water we could ....

oooooooopppppps wrong thread!
 
cymbidia said:
Geeze.
You people.
Ask a bunch of kinky folks for a little help and all of a sudden the whole fucking toybox is out on the floor and everyone's rooting through it and grabbig up what they like best.

Y'all make me proud to be a pervert.
:D
funny how much i've learned from you cym, since March, huh? hehe
r.
 
cymbidia said:
Geeze.
You people.
Ask a bunch of kinky folks for a little help and all of a sudden the whole fucking toybox is out on the floor and everyone's rooting through it and grabbig up what they like best.

Y'all make me proud to be a pervert.
:D


I think this ability to laugh at ourselves and with each other is what makes this forum such a wonderful place.
I often sit here with tears rolling down my cheeks ... thanks all.

And cym ... I know this was a serious thread, and I sorta hijacked right at the start ... sorry.

:rose:
 
Am I am not putting them away until we've used all of them!

cymbidia said:
Geeze.
You people.
Ask a bunch of kinky folks for a little help and all of a sudden the whole fucking toybox is out on the floor and everyone's rooting through it and grabbig up what they like best.

Y'all make me proud to be a pervert.
:D
 
WillowPuss said:



I think this ability to laugh at ourselves and with each other is what makes this forum such a wonderful place.
I often sit here with tears rolling down my cheeks ... thanks all.

And cym ... I know this was a serious thread, and I sorta hijacked right at the start ... sorry.

:rose:
yeah, what she said, cym... sorry about getting the deputy thing going... ;) but i couldn't resist....

and, about the perv thing... what i meant in my previous post, is that i was TOTALLY innocent when i came to this forum, and look at me now!! hehehe
 
WillowPuss said:



I think this ability to laugh at ourselves and with each other is what makes this forum such a wonderful place.
I often sit here with tears rolling down my cheeks ... thanks all.

And cym ... I know this was a serious thread, and I sorta hijacked right at the start ... sorry.

:rose:


seriously, this is a wonderful place, a wonderful thread....

i think i need to stop by more often ~ i tend to get caught up in the other threads....
 
In truth, i sort of expected this thread to go in this direction. It was either that or it was gonna sit there like a big turd, just sorta sit there, just sitting right there, right in the middle of the carpet so people have to step over the damn thing and sorta kinda not look at it.

I'm liking this thread, actually.
Scat play is a hard limit for me.
:p
 
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