I Need Your Help

[allium]

..they keep...flirting with me.

That's not flirting. That's cowering in fear. You're never good at spotting the difference, are you?

 

[Peregrinator]

Dammit, Lukky, I just found the chat log from when you cybered Lady P. I told you she doesn't eat spinach, you clod.

 

[Recidiva]

That's not flirting. That's cowering in fear. You're never good at spotting the difference, are you?

They're just doing it to get my attention. They need me.

 

[allium]

Dammit, Lukky, I just found the chat log from when you cybered Lady P. I told you she doesn't eat spinach, you clod.

The spinach is always a feature. He can't get off without it.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Dammit, Lukky, I just found the chat log from when you cybered Lady P. I told you she doesn't eat spinach, you clod.

I got all wrapped up in the heat of the emotion. If she hadn't called me sailor man the whole episode probably would have taken an entirely different turn.

 

[LukkyKnight]

The spinach is always a feature. He can't get off without it.

It hadn't been up to that time, actually, but a lot of those logs were lost in the great purge of '04.

 

[Mansa Musa]

I have a problem. Lady Funkenstein has brought it to the light that I...I...



That.

I want to know, I want to really know what exactly I do behind my husband's back.

Please submit your skank (with me) here. Since Funk has been delayed in her submission of evidence, I need this over and I can't bear it any more. I truly do need to stfu.

Thank you for your time.

p.s.: Forgeries accepted and encouraged. How long does it take to look up a file, anyway? I'm insulted.

Do me! Do me!!!!!

 

[Recidiva]

Do me! Do me!!!!!

It's interesting, I was hoping for forgeries of a sex chat. Nobody volunteered one. I'm sooooo disappointed.

 

[Mansa Musa]

It's interesting, I was hoping for forgeries of a sex chat. Nobody volunteered one. I'm sooooo disappointed.

sorry, but I´m not up for hot fake cyber-pron fight now. I´m still feeling the effecs of this novalgin.

 

[Recidiva]

sorry, but I´m not up for hot fake cyber-pron fight now. I´m still feeling the effecs of this novalgin.

How's your groin?

(I rarely get a chance to ask that question with a straight face)

 

[Mansa Musa]

How's your groin?

(I rarely get a chance to ask that question with a straight face)

Scalpel, drained pus, narcotics, the usual. My life had turned into a bizarro version of my freshman year of high school. No pubes and my crotch has betrayed me.

 

[Recidiva]

Scalpel, drained pus, narcotics, the usual. My life had turned into a bizarro version of my freshman year of high school. No pubes and my crotch has betrayed me.

And narcotics?

 

[Mansa Musa]

And narcotics?

Discovering that my wee wee could be used for more than pissing was far better than any narcotic that I could´ve gotten my hands on.

 

[Recidiva]

Discovering that my wee wee could be used for more than pissing was far better than any narcotic that I could´ve gotten my hands on.

And you didn't figure that out until you were a freshman?!

 

[Mansa Musa]

And you didn't figure that out until you were a freshman?!

I was twelve! And a late bloomer. Don´t point your finger at me.

 

[Recidiva]

I was twelve! And a late bloomer. Don´t point your finger at me.

You should have been about fourteen. Did you skip a couple of grades? That'd make me feel better for you.

 

[BlackShanglan]

You don't remember the time it was you, me, and that zorse?

That tricky bitch!

Lying little zorse tart. You can't trust them further than you can see them.

 

[Recidiva]

That tricky bitch!

Lying little zorse tart. You can't trust them further than you can see them.

And apparently also very good at creative apothecary. I can't even remember.

 

[Honey123]

ok...look..I'm really depressed...I've had 2 glasses of wine...and you know what....

this thread is just confusing me.

 

[Recidiva]

ok...look..I'm really depressed...I've had 2 glasses of wine...and you know what....

this thread is just confusing me.

May I confuse you some more?

 

[Honey123]

May I confuse you some more?

yes, please...and hand me a tissue whilst you do it.

I've a new poem up...I hope you read it.

 

[Recidiva]

yes, please...and hand me a tissue whilst you do it.

I've a new poem up...I hope you read it.

Congratulations!

I got my two stories out in two days.

It's a great feeling. Here's a tissue honey.

I'm arguing with my muse and saying "I can't write that."

 

[Honey123]

Congratulations!

I got my two stories out in two days.

It's a great feeling. Here's a tissue honey.

I'm arguing with my muse and saying "I can't write that."

Oh! I dont have siggy's on... I will later so I can read...

Congrats to you too

Oh..My muse has totally screwed me...and without dinner or a movie.

 

[Recidiva]

Oh! I dont have siggy's on... I will later so I can read...

Congrats to you too

Oh..My muse has totally screwed me...and without dinner or a movie.

Usually that's how I get a story. *offers tissue*

 

[Honey123]

Usually that's how I get a story. *offers tissue*

*takes tissue*

well....good for you!

*offers weak smile*