I Need Your Help

[Recidiva]

*takes tissue*

well....good for you!

*offers weak smile*

Okay, one has dinner first. One has waffles.

Maybe I'll work a movie into a the next one, but so far I'm only getting hallucinations.

 

[Darktan]

A whole thread of proof.

 

[Recidiva]

A whole thread of proof.

Proof of what? Oh. That I need help? You're mean! You're so mean!

 

[Darktan]

Proof of what? Oh. That I need help? You're mean! You're so mean!

That you've been having hot cyber behind your pretend husband's back.

 

[Recidiva]

That you've been having hot cyber behind your pretend husband's back.

Cold to lukewarm cyber at most.

 

[Darktan]

Cold to lukewarm cyber at most.

Cyber is as cyber does.

 

[tNs]

Cyber is as cyber does.

You would know all about that, wouldn't you

 

[Recidiva]

Cyber is as cyber does.

True, there's some utter skank in there.

I'd find it hard to believe he'd get jealous about it though.

"Where's that beef burrito whena gril really needs it?

you free me, baby, you free me!"

 

[Honey123]

I'd love you no matter what.

 

[Darktan]

You would know all about that, wouldn't you

Hell yes.

Would you like some...private lessons?

 

[Recidiva]

I'd love you no matter what.

You 'n me, baby. 'Til the wheels fall off.

 

[Darktan]

True, there's some utter skank in there.

I'd find it hard to believe he'd get jealous about it though.

"Where's that beef burrito whena gril really needs it?

you free me, baby, you free me!"

But you don't deny these accusations of cyber cheating?

 

[tNs]

Hell yes.

Would you like some...private lessons?

I know...more than I care to

We both know you'd like that, let me sleep on it and get back to you...cool?

 

[Recidiva]

But you don't deny these accusations of cyber cheating?

Under the fraudulent guise of badly written comedy.

Therefore not anything unlike what I always write.

I stand firm that I did not break my vow.

I just tarnished the general concept of cyber irretrievably.

 

[Darktan]

I know...more than I care to

We both know you'd like that, let me sleep on it and get back to you...cool?

Did she tell you about the anal vibrator thing then?

 

[Darktan]

Under the fraudulent guise of badly written comedy.

Therefore not anything unlike what I always write.

I stand firm that I did not break my vow.

I just tarnished the general concept of cyber irretrievably.

You still must face trial by lit.

Where's Kyle?

 

[Recidiva]

Did she tell you about the anal vibrator thing then?

Un-COMF-tor-bull

 

[Recidiva]

You still must face trial by lit.

Where's Kyle?

Trial, not jester.

 

[Darktan]

Un-COMF-tor-bull

You get used to it after about an hour.

 

[Recidiva]

You get used to it after about an hour.

AAAAUGH!

 

[Recidiva]

It's JimmyFruitLoop! He's here, he's here! *waves madly*

I think that's the dude. I'm using his name now 'cause he's actually on the board.

If Funk can verify, that'd be awesome, otherwise I'm totally out of luck trying to figure out who this guy is.