I Need Your Help

[NewEnglandGirl]

I should warn you, my notions about consolation are rather orally oriented.

I shall consider myself warned.

 

[Recidiva]

So, let me see if I've got this straight:
You and I were cyberin, and not only that but we did so in a manner which LF was able to notice/verify even though we concealed it from your spousal unit?

A guy might get the notion that she's deliberately trying to drag him into something just for sport.

But can we talk about the clusterfucking instead?

It was Killswitch what thought it was you.

Even wackier. It just keeps getting better.

 

[Recidiva]

stuff, eh?

I canna indulge in shackles and whippings, sorry... so there is where our affair falls into the chasm.

I still love you though.

I love you too. Hamster hatemonger.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Noted, Perigrinator, and many thanks.

he is sending me, gifts...

*smug smirk*

Prizes, not gifts. It's an important distinction. Gifts makes me sound all generous and stuff - prizes conveys the proper reality that I am merely a conduit, not a source.

 

[LukkyKnight]

It was Killswitch what thought it was you.

Even wackier. It just keeps getting better.

Oh, well, that actually explains it. He's evidently pretty sure I've cyberbonked everybody who's ever rejected him (how I'd have time is beyond me.)

 

[Batch]

I love you too. Hamster hatemonger.

*glare*

I wanted a bunny.

 

[Batch]

Oh, well, that actually explains it. He's evidently pretty sure I've cyberbonked everybody who's ever rejected him (how I'd have time is beyond me.)

you haven't cyber bonked me!

 

[Batch]

Noted, Perigrinator, and many thanks.Prizes, not gifts. It's an important distinction. Gifts makes me sound all generous and stuff - prizes conveys the proper reality that I am merely a conduit, not a source.

Prizes!
I get prizes.
okay, got it.

*smiles*
Prize Peddler.

 

[Recidiva]

*glare*

I wanted a bunny.

*wiggles her nose*

 

[LukkyKnight]

you haven't cyber bonked me!

You know that, and I know that, but now by denying it you've added fuel to the rumors of my vast Cyber Don Juanesque e-romp through virtually the entire possible female population of the GB (and quite possibly Glam and Queersetti, but they're not telling.) There'd be smoke coming out of my webcam if it was even half true...

 

[Batch]

*wiggles her nose*

oh that is so cute. My last hamster passed away in November, now you have made me smile.

Loved those little creatures. Had a herd of dwarf hamsters for several years. Gosh I should get another one or two.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Herd?

 

[Batch]

You know that, and I know that, but now by denying it you've added fuel to the rumors of my vast Cyber Don Juanesque e-romp through virtually the entire possible female population of the GB (and quite possibly Glam and Queersetti, but they're not telling.) There'd be smoke coming out of my webcam if it was even half true...

Bless you.

Forgive me in advance for my blatant ignorance of such things?

 

[Batch]

Herd?

I tend small creatures, well.

Well, I am too old to have more children, so I... take care of other small creatures... as a substitute.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Bless you.

Forgive me in advance for my blatant ignorance of such things?

I've been here long enough not to be troubled by my reputation, let alone rumors. I know who I am, and I like me just fine.

 

[Recidiva]

oh that is so cute. My last hamster passed away in November, now you have made me smile.

Loved those little creatures. Had a herd of dwarf hamsters for several years. Gosh I should get another one or two.

I love hamsters, but I can never get one again. I end up with an entire hamster army, because if I permit myself to get one hamster, I get a new one every time I go into the store to buy litter and food. It's a sickness.

That and they're not like dogs, they really don't like you, they want to get away. Once I figured that part out I was pretty bummed.

 

[Batch]

I love hamsters, but I can never get one again. I end up with an entire hamster army, because if I permit myself to get one hamster, I get a new one every time I go into the store to buy litter and food. It's a sickness.

That and they're not like dogs, they really don't like you, they want to get away. Once I figured that part out I was pretty bummed.

hence the reason I stick with the silkworms, not much chance they can hurt my feelings, like the hamsters did.

 

[allium]

You know that, and I know that, but now by denying it you've added fuel to the rumors of my vast Cyber Don Juanesque e-romp through virtually the entire possible female population of the GB (and quite possibly Glam and Queersetti, but they're not telling.) There'd be smoke coming out of my webcam if it was even half true...

The rumour is true because you have even cyber-bonked me. Almost nobody has cyber-bonked me.

...and you gave me a virus.

 

[allium]

I love hamsters, but I can never get one again. I end up with an entire hamster army, because if I permit myself to get one hamster, I get a new one every time I go into the store to buy litter and food. It's a sickness.

That and they're not like dogs, they really don't like you, they want to get away. Once I figured that part out I was pretty bummed.

They only want to get away because of what you do to them. Shame on you, hamster-abuser.

 

[Recidiva]

hence the reason I stick with the silkworms, not much chance they can hurt my feelings, like the hamsters did.

I've got dogs, cats, children and a husband.

They all hurt my feelings.

 

[Recidiva]

They only want to get away because of what you do to them. Shame on you, hamster-abuser.

"It puts the lotion on its fur or it gets the hose."

 

[allium]

"It puts the lotion on its fur or it gets the hose."

See. Poor hamsters. I hope they banned you from that pet shop.

 

[Recidiva]

See. Poor hamsters. I hope they banned you from that pet shop.

...I had to move several states away.

I'm no longer allowed to live within 100 yards of a pet store.

 

[allium]

...I had to move several states away.

I'm no longer allowed to live within 100 yards of a pet store.

I don't suppose that's any consolation to the mice in your back yard.

 

[Recidiva]

I don't suppose that's any consolation to the mice in your back yard.

..they keep...flirting with me.