I Need Your Help

[Batch]

I have a problem. Lady Funkenstein has brought it to the light that I...I...



That.

I want to know, I want to really know what exactly I do behind my husband's back.

Please submit your skank (with me) here. Since Funk has been delayed in her submission of evidence, I need this over and I can't bear it any more. I truly do need to stfu.

Thank you for your time.

p.s.: Forgeries accepted and encouraged. How long does it take to look up a file, anyway? I'm insulted.

you SLUT!!

I thought I was your snuggle bunny!!!!

*weeps loudly*

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

you SLUT!!

I thought I was your snuggle bunny!!!!

*weeps loudly*

Two timing wench! I hate you now!

*runs off sobbing*

 

[Recidiva]

you SLUT!!

I thought I was your snuggle bunny!!!!

*weeps loudly*

I'm sorry baby...I'm really sorry...

I can't be your bunny, but I can be your...snuggle hamster?

C'mon, it'll be fun, you can get me a Habitrail and feed me those little treats.

 

[Recidiva]

Two timing wench! I hate you now!

*runs off sobbing*

This sorta cracks me up too.

I mean, I write erotic fiction here.

Anyone wants to see that stuff can just read it.

I don't really get how people having cyber on a sex site is really that big of a deal. But I'm weird.

As scandals go, it's truly a crap scandal.

Next I'll find out I occasionally fail to recycle the odd glass or metal bit of refuse.

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

I'm sorry baby...I'm really sorry...

I can't be your bunny, but I can be your...snuggle hamster?

C'mon, it'll be fun, you can get me a Habitrail and feed me those little treats.

Trollop. First you forget to abuse me, and then you two-time me with Batch.
Or she two-times me with you. I am so confused now!

I am devastated. *gut wrenching sob*

 

[Batch]

Two timing wench! I hate you now!

*runs off sobbing*

deal with it

Oh golly look how harsh I can be!!

 

[Batch]

I'm sorry baby...I'm really sorry...

I can't be your bunny, but I can be your...snuggle hamster?

C'mon, it'll be fun, you can get me a Habitrail and feed me those little treats.

I hate hamsters, and if you had really listened to me, you would have remembered that, bitch!

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

Next I'll find out I occasionally fail to recycle the odd glass or metal bit of refuse.

*Shaking head sadly*

Now, that is truly scandelous.

Repent, and be saved. Or recycled. Or whatever.

 

[Recidiva]

Trollop. First you forget to abuse me, and then you two-time me with Batch.
Or she two-times me with you. I am so confused now!

I am devastated. *gut wrenching sob*

I said I'd abuse you SOMETIME!

Christ Woman, can't a girl get some peace?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Trollop. First you forget to abuse me, and then you two-time me with Batch.
Or she two-times me with you. I am so confused now!

I am devastated. *gut wrenching sob*

This shit has definitely spiraled out of control.

I am willing to console all the bereft ladies. It's the least I can do.

 

[Recidiva]

I hate hamsters, and if you had really listened to me, you would have remembered that, bitch!

I love them and adore them and if you really loved me you wouldn't be thinking about yourself so much!

Crush my dreams! Crush my dreams why don't you!

 

[Recidiva]

This shit has definitely spiraled out of control.

I am willing to console all the bereft ladies. It's the least I can do.

Did you see the part where the guy I supposedly cybered was you?

Are you surprised?

 

[Batch]

This sorta cracks me up too.

I mean, I write erotic fiction here.

Anyone wants to see that stuff can just read it.

I don't really get how people having cyber on a sex site is really that big of a deal. But I'm weird.

As scandals go, it's truly a crap scandal.

Next I'll find out I occasionally fail to recycle the odd glass or metal bit of refuse.

do you feel spanked and shit?

bad Diva... *cracks up*

I can only do mean for a wee bit of time and then it gets funny.

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

deal with it

Oh golly look how harsh I can be!!

Baby!!!!! *tears at hem of your garment*

I mean, eff off, beotch.
I am off to find someone more appreciative.

 

[Recidiva]

do you feel spanked and shit?

bad Diva... *cracks up*

I can only do mean for a wee bit of time and then it gets funny.

I'm sorry, yeah, spanking is not going to cut it.

If you're talking shackles and a whip, I'm more interested.

But Ulaven did that first, so he gets dibs. He made me agree to stuff.

 

[Batch]

I love them and adore them and if you really loved me you wouldn't be thinking about yourself so much!

Crush my dreams! Crush my dreams why don't you!

*jumping up and down on your dreams*

*cackling wildly*

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

This shit has definitely spiraled out of control.

I am willing to console all the bereft ladies. It's the least I can do.

I think I would like to take you up on any and all consoling you have to offer, Sir Knight. And thank you most kindly.





Hahaha! I got there first -he's MINE!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Did you see the part where the guy I supposedly cybered was you?

Are you surprised?

ROTFLMAO!

Um. No, and no.

OK, well, I'm a little surprised, I guess. But doesn't that just endorse me as a consoler n stuff?

 

[LukkyKnight]

I think I would like to take you up on any and all consoling you have to offer, Sir Knight. And thank you most kindly.

Hahaha! I got there first -he's MINE!

I should warn you, my notions about consolation are rather orally oriented.

 

[Recidiva]

ROTFLMAO!

Um. No, and no.

OK, well, I'm a little surprised, I guess. But doesn't that just endorse me as a consoler n stuff?

Whatever works for you. I say take whatever amusement you can from the clusterfuck.

 

[Batch]

I'm sorry, yeah, spanking is not going to cut it.

If you're talking shackles and a whip, I'm more interested.

But Ulaven did that first, so he gets dibs. He made me agree to stuff.

stuff, eh?

I canna indulge in shackles and whippings, sorry... so there is where our affair falls into the chasm.

I still love you though.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Whatever works for you. I say take whatever amusement you can from the clusterfuck.

So, let me see if I've got this straight:
You and I were cyberin, and not only that but we did so in a manner which LF was able to notice/verify even though we concealed it from your spousal unit?

A guy might get the notion that she's deliberately trying to drag him into something just for sport.

But can we talk about the clusterfucking instead?

 

[Batch]

I think I would like to take you up on any and all consoling you have to offer, Sir Knight. And thank you most kindly.





Hahaha! I got there first -he's MINE!

he is sending me, gifts...

*smug smirk*

 

[Peregrinator]

This shit has definitely spiraled out of control.

I am willing to console all the bereft ladies. It's the least I can do.

<willing wingman>

 

[Batch]

Baby!!!!! *tears at hem of your garment*

I mean, eff off, beotch.
I am off to find someone more appreciative.

atta Girl, go get 'em.