I Need Your Help

[Vikingstone]

I know. Help me please.

Sure thing.

*BIG shot of thorazine...faces your wheelchair into a corner*

Better?

 

[Recidiva]

I guess it all depends on how you do it. Are you using index and middle fingers, like the peace sign? Or index and pinky, like the MS-13 sign?

I'm not telling, you're just going to use the information to harm me. People on the interwebs aren't to be trusted.

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

Thank you. May I insult you some time? Just to stay in the game?

Oh the honor you have bestowed upon me! *swoon!*

 

[Recidiva]

Sure thing.

*BIG shot of thorazine...faces your wheelchair into a corner*

Better?

not really. hard to reach the keyboard.

look! butterflies!

 

[Honey123]

not really. hard to reach the keyboard.

look! butterflies!

that's just wherefromhere doing that fingy thing.

 

[Buttah]

I never get any action anymore. Reci is so lucky ... She has Ulaven and most of the skanks on here. I'm so jealous ...

 

[Recidiva]

that's just wherefromhere doing that fingy thing.

pretty. it has neato colors. and a staircase.

 

[Recidiva]

I never get any action anymore. Reci is so lucky ... She has Ulaven and most of the skanks on here. I'm so jealous ...

I should be gracious, shouldn't I.

...but I'm not. Sorry.

Neener.

 

[Buttah]

I should be gracious, shouldn't I.

...but I'm not. Sorry.

Neener.

My lip is quivering, I'm trying not to cry. I shall slink away and lick my wounds.

 

[Recidiva]

My lip is quivering, I'm trying not to cry. I shall slink away and lick my wounds.

Wait! Come back! Jesus, I'm mean. I'll bake cookies!

 

[Buttah]

Wait! Come back! Jesus, I'm mean. I'll bake cookies!

Great! I'll store them in my cookiejar.

Unfortunately I must do some work ... carry on skanking.

 

[tNs]

Truly a crime.

I'm a criminal.

It's only a crime if you get caught.

 

[Recidiva]

It's only a crime if you get caught.

Yeah, they keep telling me that without the slightest idea that I have a conscience, and I'd get guilty, and I'd confess in about 2.5 seconds.

If I didn't have that damned thing, sure.

 

[Vikingstone]

Yeah, they keep telling me that without the slightest idea that I have a conscience, and I'd get guilty, and I'd confess in about 2.5 seconds.

If I didn't have that damned thing, sure.

Jeez, you have a lot of character flaws.

 

[Recidiva]

Jeez, you have a lot of character flaws.

I have no idea why he puts up with me.

 

[Honey123]

I have no idea why he puts up with me.

Well, when he and I were cybering the other night, he said it's the sex, but I didn't find that convincing...

 

[Recidiva]

Well, when he and I were cybering the other night, he said it's the sex, but I didn't find that convincing...

That's sooo like him, to try to cover for me.

Was he happy? I hope he was happy. He deserves a few moments of happiness.

 

[Honey123]

That's sooo like him, to try to cover for me.

Was he happy? I hope he was happy. He deserves a few moments of happiness.

He kept wanting to cook burgers on my ass...I told him that I did that just for you.

OMG! I was the one who let it out of the bag... you and me and the burger....

 

[Recidiva]

He kept wanting to cook burgers on my ass...I told him that I did that just for you.

OMG! I was the one who let it out of the bag... you and me and the burger....

That's OUR thing!

I hate him! I hate him! Always eyeing the relish!

 

[Honey123]

That's OUR thing!

I hate him! I hate him! Always eyeing the relish!

Yeah! What's up with that...he likes relish to be poured in the weirdest places...

 

[Recidiva]

Yeah! What's up with that...he likes relish to be poured in the weirdest places...

That's it, I'm totally cybering you now.

let's roll, babe.

 

[Honey123]

That's it, I'm totally cybering you now.

let's roll, babe.

Whew! Thought you'd never ask.

 

[Recidiva]

Whew! Thought you'd never ask.

Relish squirting bastard. Like I care.

*grabs a cylinder of Pringles*

 

[LukkyKnight]

Proof?


She's an amature detective now? ...or just judge and jury?


I'd call her bluff. Did someone like KS hijack her account? ;-)


Some people really need to take a breather from Lit every once in a while!

I will just as soon as you get here.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Great! I'll store them in my cookiejar.

Unfortunately I must do some work ... carry on skanking.

You could set your browser to accept the cookies, then they'd be here when you got back.