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[Killswitch]

Proof?


She's an amature detective now? ...or just judge and jury?


I'd call her bluff. Did someone like KS hijack her account? ;-)


Some people really need to take a breather from Lit every once in a while!

I want to hijack YOU.

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

Oh, please don't end the sockpuppeting; it is the most entertaining part of Lit!

What was Funk's damage, anyway? I missed the original foray, and it was probably a good thing. Tempramental. that one is.

 

[Honey123]

Oh, babe...it's all those pics of you in the AmPic Thread...

I know you tried hard not to let anyone know...but that tattoo, hun..it's just way too obvious. And the Midget...I mean..when I saw that, I could only shake my head and do a few novenas for you.

 

[Killswitch]

Comon.....give my flava flav/funk morph some love.

 

[Killswitch]

Oh, please don't end the sockpuppeting; it is the most entertaining part of Lit!

What was Funk's damage, anyway? I missed the original foray, and it was probably a good thing. Tempramental. that one is.

Just Mental.

 

[Recidiva]

Make room for me on the sofa - I am trying very hard to avoid working today.

I have this and a new story posted today.

I'm covering for someone on vacation too, so it's nice to have something that amuses me.

 

[Recidiva]

being skanky can be fun if it makes you cum harder.

Apparently I didn't cum at all. Which makes me sad.

 

[Recidiva]

Proof?


She's an amature detective now? ...or just judge and jury?


I'd call her bluff. Did someone like KS hijack her account? ;-)


Some people really need to take a breather from Lit every once in a while!

I believe judge, jury, drunk and...theoretically now unwilling to post.

 

[Killswitch]

I do have to give her credit though. Right or wrong she is loyal to her race and theres nothing wrong with that.

Id like to think we could all agree on that.

 

[Recidiva]

Clearly, a reference to your sockpuppeteering ways.

As soon as he leaves, out come the sockpuppets, reenacting scenes from Triumph of the Will.

I also imagine the fun of how to envision me having cyber and possibly just writing it herself.

"Fuck, does she use big words? I bet she uses big words..."

*scribble*

"Recidiva envelops the gigantor Juggernaut of his manhoodidity into her skankified snatch."

There. Foolproof.

 

[sophieloves]

you should only be doing it behind your husband's back if he's watching in a mirror

but get him to clean said mirror afterwards.

 

[sophieloves]

I also imagine the fun of how to envision me having cyber and possibly just writing it herself.

"Fuck, does she use big words? I bet she uses big words..."

*scribble*

"Recidiva envelops the gigantor Juggernaut of his manhoodidity into her skankified snatch."

There. Foolproof.

oh, now you REALLY made me LOL - too funny manhoodidity HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAA

 

[Killswitch]

Everyone who doesn't laugh at my funkenflav morph is going on some list.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Oh, babe...it's all those pics of you in the AmPic Thread...

I know you tried hard not to let anyone know...but that tattoo, hun..it's just way too obvious. And the Midget...I mean..when I saw that, I could only shake my head and do a few novenas for you.

Who the fuck told you I was a little person?

We hate that word "midget"..

Fucking heightist!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

There was that orgy with you, me, the you and me from the alternate dimension that speaks only in portuguese, the clones of you and me from the future, cave man us from the distant past, and the evil twin versions of you and me.

I wonder if Funkenstein was the clone of evil me? That would explain why his/her penis was so much bigger than mine.

 

[Recidiva]

Oh, please don't end the sockpuppeting; it is the most entertaining part of Lit!

What was Funk's damage, anyway? I missed the original foray, and it was probably a good thing. Tempramental. that one is.

It ranges over about four different threads and mostly has to do with how I manage to make men defend me by sleeping with them.

Here's the source thread:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=532040&page=1&pp=25

There are probably two source threads beyond that source thread, but this is the spinoff.

My favorite other part is her threat:

And for the record, white guys who hump on my leg when I am visiting your town because you are hoping to fuck me. If you are posting right now, and aren't standing up for what is right.... and YES I am right... goodbye. I will NEVER fuck you. If you *think* I might meand you, I DO mean you, trust me. No names mentioned. But you know who you are. My race comes first. Period. Fuck off.

 

[Recidiva]

Oh, babe...it's all those pics of you in the AmPic Thread...

I know you tried hard not to let anyone know...but that tattoo, hun..it's just way too obvious. And the Midget...I mean..when I saw that, I could only shake my head and do a few novenas for you.

Oh yeah, miss High and Mighty "I go with every condiment"

Like you can talk.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

It ranges over about four different threads and mostly has to do with how I manage to make men defend me by sleeping with them.

Here's the source thread:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=532040&page=1&pp=25

There are probably two source threads beyond that source thread, but this is the spinoff.

My favorite other part is her threat:

And for the record, white guys who hump on my leg when I am visiting your town because you are hoping to fuck me. If you are posting right now, and aren't standing up for what is right.... and YES I am right... goodbye. I will NEVER fuck you. If you *think* I might meand you, I DO mean you, trust me. No names mentioned. But you know who you are. My race comes first. Period. Fuck off.

That was pretty fucking hilarious!

Some kind of "If you want to fuck me" call to arms..

 

[bronzeage]

I know, right?

Who you gonna call?

Maybe its one of those end of season cliffhangers.

I'm still waiting for her Ish cyber sex chat logs

 

[Recidiva]

There was that orgy with you, me, the you and me from the alternate dimension that speaks only in portuguese, the clones of you and me from the future, cave man us from the distant past, and the evil twin versions of you and me.

I wonder if Funkenstein was the clone of evil me? That would explain why his/her penis was so much bigger than mine.

Jesus, man, I can't even remember all the ways I've fucked you so badly.

So very, very badly.

*hangs her head*

 

[tNs]

Whatever you're doing behind his back, you're not doing it with me.

/miffed

Or me for that matter...

 

[Killswitch]

I think funk was talking about Lukky Knight.

 

[Recidiva]

Ulaven just went to bed.

"Okay. I'm going to bed. Try not to cyber anybody while I'm gone, okay? I'd be very disappointed in you. We've talked about this, you know."

 

[Honey123]

Who the fuck told you I was a little person?

We hate that word "midget"..

Fucking heightist!

Little person...you were naked and wore chaps and really BIG hat...

*makes sign of the cross*

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Jesus, man, I can't even remember all the ways I've fucked you so badly.

So very, very badly.

*hangs her head*

That trick you did with the lawn chair, six milk bottles and the tuning fork wasn't so bad. If it had been a digital tuner it would have been down right impressive.