I need to get laid.

Dillinger

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Then I need a blow job.

Then I need to get laid again.

Then some 69.

Then some raunchy public sex, like in an elevator.

And that's just for starters...
 
Yeah, well, so do I. But I'll take a good pussy licking over a blow job...
 
*bratcat* said:
Well...then I think maybe you need to get off the puter and go find the spouse...cause, of course, we cannot help you from here...unless you have a webcam. ;)

How does a web cam help?
 
I need all of that too except I'd like to be the one giving the blowjob. Like right NOW! I miss my man.
:(
 
Dillinger said:
Then I need a blow job.

Then I need to get laid again.

Then some 69.

Then some raunchy public sex, like in an elevator.

And that's just for starters...
I was thinking the same thing. If you get an extra blow job, can you give one to me?
 
Dillinger said:
Then I need a blow job.

Then I need to get laid again.

Then some 69.

Then some raunchy public sex, like in an elevator.

And that's just for starters...

I hear ya brother! I hear ya....
 
Dillinger said:
Then I need a blow job.

Then I need to get laid again.

Then some 69.

Then some raunchy public sex, like in an elevator.

And that's just for starters...

I'm telling ya, Dilly! Go all in black! :cool:
 
Again - we can't get a consensus.

I think I'll just go nekkid - swing the whale around a bit and see what happens.
 
Dillinger said:
Again - we can't get a consensus.

I think I'll just go nekkid - swing the whale around a bit and see what happens.

Hmmm - now that's an even better idea! :D

nekkid is good :p
 
Dillinger said:
Again - we can't get a consensus.

I think I'll just go nekkid - swing the whale around a bit and see what happens.

Wait - forming a very delicious mental image right now. Yum!!! ;)
 
Dillinger said:
Again - we can't get a consensus.

I think I'll just go nekkid - swing the whale around a bit and see what happens.


Promise to come back and report......
 
So DO I!!!!

Except for some minor alterations.

I would like to be giving a blow job.

Would love a man to go down on my for hours.

Yes to the 69 many times.

Heck you all get the picture.

Been too long.

Peace,
Tulip
 
Re: Re: I need to get laid.

kotori said:
I was thinking the same thing. If you get an extra blow job, can you give one to me?
:eek:
 
Re: Re: I need to get laid.

kotori said:
I was thinking the same thing. If you get an extra blow job, can you give one to me?
You want to get a blow job from Dilly? :eek:
 
Re: Re: Re: I need to get laid.

Cheyenne said:
You want to get a blow job from Dilly? :eek:

I knew there was something strange about that sheep.
 
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