Anybody live near by? Ha!
J/K
I really do though. I think that I will go get a dildo afterall. I put it off, but fuck it. I am game for some ripe dildo sex.
I don't need a man!
Except for....
To fix the dishwasher (fucking thing)
Help me pick out a stereo and speakers for my car
Give me sex
Talk to me, try to relate to me, be kind, and be encouraging
Help me do the laundry
Give me sex
and to use his cunning, yet sincere charm to make me his whore
and to tell me what a fucking genius I am all of the time.
HA.
If I get this, and maybe a few other things, Ill be all set and give him whatever he wants and needs.
Yep, I do not need a man. Really.
I am not this desperate, really.
But, my question is, do any singles really feel that you need a person in your life for anything other than love and sex?
I try not to, but I do at times. I think it is easier for people when they have help with things. But, I wouldnt expect this of anyone if I werent willing to do things to help too, so its okay I guess.
It just seems like, overall, when you want someone, you are not thinking of those things, you think of the kisssing, and the loving, and the smooching, and fucking, and the holding hands, and getting excited to see each other, and all that.
But really, we do all need each other. I mean, it is just normal.
So what do you think when your proverbial dishwasher breaks...
Or you want someone to get you a proverbial beer and you have no one?
You get it yourself. Right?
Let the self fuck fest begin!
Praise the LORD!
J/K
I really do though. I think that I will go get a dildo afterall. I put it off, but fuck it. I am game for some ripe dildo sex.
I don't need a man!
Except for....
To fix the dishwasher (fucking thing)
Help me pick out a stereo and speakers for my car
Give me sex
Talk to me, try to relate to me, be kind, and be encouraging
Help me do the laundry
Give me sex
and to use his cunning, yet sincere charm to make me his whore
and to tell me what a fucking genius I am all of the time.
HA.
If I get this, and maybe a few other things, Ill be all set and give him whatever he wants and needs.
Yep, I do not need a man. Really.
I am not this desperate, really.
But, my question is, do any singles really feel that you need a person in your life for anything other than love and sex?
I try not to, but I do at times. I think it is easier for people when they have help with things. But, I wouldnt expect this of anyone if I werent willing to do things to help too, so its okay I guess.
It just seems like, overall, when you want someone, you are not thinking of those things, you think of the kisssing, and the loving, and the smooching, and fucking, and the holding hands, and getting excited to see each other, and all that.
But really, we do all need each other. I mean, it is just normal.
So what do you think when your proverbial dishwasher breaks...
Or you want someone to get you a proverbial beer and you have no one?
You get it yourself. Right?
Let the self fuck fest begin!
Praise the LORD!
