I need to figure out how to ask out the McDonalds girl

[Queersetti]

Mark at work knows Marias brother, and she has a boyfriend.

He recommended not asking her out.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_magu0iYTVs1qfgol6.jpg

 

[1sickbastard]

Picking up women is the easiest thing in the world. My record time getting in her pants was maybe 5 minutes...she came to the door looking for a neighbor, and I said he's at school would you like to fuck? Never seen her before. But she hopped in my bed. When I worked for the phone company youd be amazed at how many husbands are OK with their wives screwing the phone guy. He's fucking his receptionist.

That said, women let you know when theyre interested. At McDonalds what they do is supersize your order for free. I'm 65 and they still gimme a larger cup or larger fry and yell BYE out the drive thru window when I leave. But I have EYE TEE when I unleash the charm. So I don't go around looking like WYLE E.COYOTE.

My ma told me YOU CAN ALWAYS GET LAID. Relax and put on a happy face.

Hey, aren't you're the guy who said he'd been happily married for, like, 45 years?

 

[Disgustipated]

Hey, aren't you're the guy who said he'd been happily married for, like, 45 years?

I doubt he's old enough to vote.

 

[1sickbastard]

I doubt he's old enough to vote.

Mentally & emotionally speaking, I'd say you're right, but he's given the impression (to me at least) that he's old enough to remember the "good ol' days" of Jim Crow, it being legal to beat and/or rape one's wife & sending sodomites to prison for 30 years.
Just guessing, but he probably wasn't a big fan on learning to walk upright, fire or wearing the skins of other animals to stay warm.
"Dammit, mah pappy didn't need clothes of fire for protection'n walkin' on four legs is fer qwaheers."
Probably thought thumbs were a bad idea too.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I extremely rarely go to fast food, and it's not very often that an attractive female is working at the counter or window.

 

[jomar]

Picking up women is the easiest thing in the world. My record time getting in her pants was maybe 5 minutes...she came to the door looking for a neighbor, and I said he's at school would you like to fuck? Never seen her before. But she hopped in my bed. When I worked for the phone company youd be amazed at how many husbands are OK with their wives screwing the phone guy. He's fucking his receptionist.

That said, women let you know when theyre interested. At McDonalds what they do is supersize your order for free. I'm 65 and they still gimme a larger cup or larger fry and yell BYE out the drive thru window when I leave. But I have EYE TEE when I unleash the charm. So I don't go around looking like WYLE E.COYOTE.

My ma told me YOU CAN ALWAYS GET LAID. Relax and put on a happy face.

Ha, I'm 50-50 on the direct approach.

And...hello Mike.

 

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[MNGuy]

If you post about one more of your next target, I'm going to actually start a 'Jonathon Parker Dating Thread.'

 

[jacktar48]

Ask her if she'd like to try a Whopper for a change.

Or you could order a hot dog, put your dick in the bun, and ask if she could heat it up for you.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Hey, aren't you're the guy who said he'd been happily married for, like, 45 years?

41 years. She certainly doesn't approve, but I aint exactly standing on the street with a tin cup offering to work for pussy. Or as Tina Turner sez, WHATS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT.

 

[Que]

...Well? Have you abandoned the project?