I need to figure out how to ask out the McDonalds girl

[Que]

I'll give query the camera or he'll just stand there in the corner all night being creepy with his dramatized breathing.

It's kind of my thing...

 

[Garnate]

It's kind of my thing...

Go with your strengths, I always say.

 

[Que]

Go with your strengths, I always say.

A man ought to know his limitations I always say.

 

[Garnate]

A man ought to know his limitations I always say.

Apparently Nick's ass has no limitations. He should make a freaking video of that.

 

[Que]

Apparently Nick's ass has no limitations. He should make a freaking video of that.

~squick~

 

[thør]

Apparently Nick's ass has no limitations. He should make a freaking video of that.

I will NOT be buying that one.

 

[eyer]

I need to figure out how to ask out the McDonalds girl

Ask her if she's been Supersized lately.

 

[Queersetti]

I've encountered more sexy female restaurant waitresses than I can count...

You've encountered more visitations of Halley's Comet than you can count.

 

[CandiCame]

Some of the ones I've seen have been Victoria's secret supermodel quality, like "Lindsay" at a local Chili's restaurant. She was 6-foot-3, brunette, thin, and drop-dead gorgeous.

I never had the gut to ask her out or anything, all I could do was sit and oggle.

Damn. She's an Amazon. SHE'S THE PERSON THOSE MAXI DRESSES ARE MADE FOR! I was looking at those trying to figure out what the target demographic was. How fucking long the manufactures thought humans were.

http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Kelly.jpg

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Picking up women is the easiest thing in the world. My record time getting in her pants was maybe 5 minutes...she came to the door looking for a neighbor, and I said he's at school would you like to fuck? Never seen her before. But she hopped in my bed. When I worked for the phone company youd be amazed at how many husbands are OK with their wives screwing the phone guy. He's fucking his receptionist.

That said, women let you know when theyre interested. At McDonalds what they do is supersize your order for free. I'm 65 and they still gimme a larger cup or larger fry and yell BYE out the drive thru window when I leave. But I have EYE TEE when I unleash the charm. So I don't go around looking like WYLE E.COYOTE.

My ma told me YOU CAN ALWAYS GET LAID. Relax and put on a happy face.

 

[Lancecastor]

I can never figure out when she gets off.

Probably at the home of the whopper.

 

[oggbashan]

Her name badge said Maria.


Shes Mexican.

Dark hair and dark eyes.

You need to hire a Mexican band to go to McDonalds with you, and sing 'Maria' from West Side Story to her.

You might need to practise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZPA8fwp7PE

 

[Queersetti]

You need to hire a Mexican band to go to McDonalds with you, and sing 'Maria' from West Side Story to her.

You might need to practise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZPA8fwp7PE

Yeah, uh, those were Puerto Ricans.

 

[Lancecastor]

What happened to Amy?

 

[subdued_passion]

You need to hire a Mexican band to go to McDonalds with you, and sing 'Maria' from West Side Story to her.

You might need to practise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZPA8fwp7PE

I find this one sexier.




ETA- Considering it is Jonathon asking, this one may be more appropriate.

 

[BiTodd]

I worked at the Tobacco Company restaurant years ago and the hostesses were all super hot. The place had a big restaurant on one side and alot of banquet facilitiies on the other side along with a big night club where all of the servers spent all of our money after work. One hostess in particular wore the sexiest thong u wear undernearh ,slightly see through, tight fitting dresses, ouch! I was always moving my boner around in my pants just to be able to walk.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Aphro]

Ask her if she wants a bite of your Big Mac.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Jonathan, the most action you will ever get is if you hang out with queerbait and nick and shove plastic kids toys up your ass.

They are the older version of you, listen and learn.

 

[CandiCame]

Ahem. I am in their target demographic (as are my daughters).

I want to ride around on your shoulders.

 

[Jonathon_Parker]

Mark at work knows Marias brother, and she has a boyfriend.

He recommended not asking her out.

 

[oggbashan]

Yeah, uh, those were Puerto Ricans.

Yes, but her name is Maria.

 

[oggbashan]

Ahem. I am in their target demographic (as are my daughters).

So are my nieces and their daughters. The short niece is five feet eleven inches in her bare feet. Their husbands are over six feet six inches, so they can wear high heels - but sometimes the maxi dresses don't look maxi, unless they buy from Long Tall Sally, their favourite clothes retailer.

 

[wildcat22wilson]

Make small talk with her and continue getting to know her each time you go in. Try to go during the off hours so you may be able to sneak in a longer conversation. When you feel comfortable and during one of your chats, slip her a business card of yours and tell her to call or text you sometime. Possibly even tell her to text u her number later. It would also help if it is in regards to something, maybe something you were talking about. Less awkward that way. Don't come on too strong and make it seem like you want to date her, just get to know her. And if you don't have business cards, get em made. If you don't have any business to put on there, make a funny one or one with just your general info. Danny Ocean in Oceans 11 just had his name and maybe contact info. Be mysterious if you like.

 

[The Greek]

What happened to Amy?

Amy is too busy chatting up the guys on Lit Chat *nods*