I need to figure out how to ask out the McDonalds girl

[Garnate]

Not this again. I am having hard time fighting my xenophobia and racism...and then someone posts "just by the way" about a mexican girl known as "Maria" who also has dark hair and eyes?? I mean what the fck

lol.....

Play nice or I'll use Luke's toy on you.

 

[MNGuy]

The English Spanish translator suggests:

Chupa mi polla zorra

 

[Garnate]

don't know who that is...unless you mean Luke Skywalker...

Sure, why not.

 

[Que]

Sure, why not.

OUCH. Much more penetrative than Luke's toy.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

don't know who that is...unless you mean Luke Skywalker...

Aim a little lower.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I've been to McDonalds with couches, but haven't ran across one with waitresses yet.

It is WEIRD that managers keep hiring sexy girls for that position, isn't it?

Some of the ones I've seen have been Victoria's secret supermodel quality, like "Lindsay" at a local Chili's restaurant. She was 6-foot-3, brunette, thin, and drop-dead gorgeous.

I never had the gut to ask her out or anything, all I could do was sit and oggle.

 

[Garnate]

OUCH. Much more penetrative than Luke's toy.

That's what I thought until I read this:

It's no threat if it as big as a lightsaber.

You must be seriously hardcore to take the whole thing!

Kudos to you!

 

[Que]

Some of the ones I've seen have been Victoria's secret supermodel quality, like "Lindsay" at a local Chili's restaurant. She was 6-foot-3, brunette, thin, and drop-dead gorgeous.

I never had the gut to ask her out or anything, all I could do was sit and oggle.

Well if not for you, help a brother out. I am very much into tall, slender underwear models. Let her know that query is for the moment available when next you see her.

Make sure she knows that I am a full 5'10" tall in cowboy boots.

 

[Garnate]

and it's not just the size...the fact that it's emitting light is telling me that it's way too hot too 0_0.

One of us is not understanding this conversation. It's probably me.

 

[Que]

One of us is not understanding this conversation. It's probably me.

hey..an experience that isn't hot to you, might be hot to him. Different strokes and all that.

 

[Garnate]

hey..an experience that isn't hot to you, might be hot to him. Different strokes and all that.

I'm nothing if not tolerant.

 

[Garnate]

well....wikipedia simplified:

You want to do me with a lightsaber and I am telling you that it is big and it emits light. The fact that something emits light means it has to be warm (at least a bit)...such as hot iron for instance...

Yes. Prepare for the anal raping, please.

 

[MNGuy]

Just call it a lightdildo.

 

[Garnate]

Just call it a lightdildo.

^^This guy uses the Force.

 

[thør]

A lightdildo, just call it.

FYP, YW

 

[Que]

Yes. Prepare for the anal raping, please.

You are kind of new to anal rape, aren't you?

If they have time to prepare, it sort of defeats the point.

 

[Garnate]

It won't be rape if i like it, but then again: good idea, i'd sue you afterwards and get a child support $....wait....

Good luck getting my government to take the support out of my food stamps.

Wait....

 

[Garnate]

You are kind of new to anal rape, aren't you?

If they have time to prepare, it sort of defeats the point.

Some anal rapists CAN be gentle. Right? I feel like I read that somewhere. Or discussed it with a therapist at some point....

 

[thør]

Some anal rapists CAN be gentle. Right? I feel like I read that somewhere. Or discussed it with a therapist at some point....

And, I know you have that little bag of green sand from Hawaii.

 

[Que]

Some anal rapists CAN be gentle. Right? I feel like I read that somewhere. Or discussed it with a therapist at some point....

Well sure, if you are a power reassurance rapist. I guess my hetero-rape bias is showing.. In my mind, an "Is this how you like it?" rapist would go totally PIV (or lightsaber-in-vagina if you prefer.)

Then again, I am not a huge ass-fucker. Just a reasonably snug one.

 

[Garnate]

I am just as greedy as your Government. Want to suck out benefits from everything....even from a lightdildo.

Suck away. Let me just grab my video camera over there....

 

[thør]

Sure but i want more active involvement from your side, this sounds more like a bisexual MMF but without a girl. Doesn't make sense...

(and this thread btw got hijacked really bad - the OP has probably already immigrated to Acapulco with Maria...).

The OP will never go out with Maria.

 

[Garnate]

Sure but i want more active involvement from your side, this sounds more like a bisexual MMF but without a girl. Doesn't make sense...

(and this thread btw got hijacked really bad - the OP has probably already immigrated to Acapulco with Maria...).

You call the shots. I just need to make sure my camera battery is full and the sound is up.

 

[Que]

Sure but i want more active involvement from your side, this sounds more like a bisexual MMF but without a girl. Doesn't make sense...

(and this thread btw got hijacked really bad - the OP has probably already immigrated to Acapulco with Maria...).

Oh, wait... I was here only in a technical advisory capacity. I am not terribly squeamish but stubbornly not very centrist on the Kinsey scale. I'll give it a try if need be, but if the equipment doesn't light up- its not you, it's me.

 

[Garnate]

just leave the camera on the desk and help with whatever i'd be sucking...2 tongues are better than one.

I'll give query the camera or he'll just stand there in the corner all night being creepy with his dramatized breathing.