I need to cum

[Guest]

 

[Vilac]

Ok, heres one of my "Im horny" threads.

I Havent cum in 2 1/2 weeks. I just hadn't felt like masturbating or anything for a while. Well, now it hit me big! I really need to have an orgasm, but I wont. I dont have time for a good masturbation session. So I will suffer until tongiht.

This *is serious.

You even spelled "Tonight" wrong.

<hug> Just let me know if I can help.
V~

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: I need to cum

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Ok, heres one of my "Im horny" threads.

I Havent cum in 2 1/2 weeks. I just hadn't felt like masturbating or anything for a while. Well, now it hit me big! I really need to have an orgasm, but I wont. I dont have time for a good masturbation session. So I will suffer until tongiht.

<Buzz>

Classless scum found

<Buzz>

 

[Cibo]

Why can't you have a nice great session right now?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[slowfingers1]

Im only alone for another 15 minutes.

More than enough time, given the right stimulation

 

[zipman]

Im only alone for another 15 minutes.

Quit typing and get busy then!

 

[Cibo]

Im only alone for another 15 minutes.

Ah I see...but you know you'll have a better orgasm if you wait until tonite tho. Then you can scream, whither, and cum as much and as hard as you want.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[I'mVan]

*sigh* Orgasm is the easy part. I want some affection and some warm fuzzies afterwards.

 

[bknight2602]

Ah I see...but you know you'll have a better orgasm if you wait until tonite tho. Then you can scream, whither, and cum as much and as hard as you want.

Damn that sounds hot from here! hehehe

 

[Guest]

 

[Cibo]

Shall I call you when you get home?

 

[RawHumor]

I hate to see a lovely lady in need of an orgasm. I wish I could e-mail you my tongue or something to help you out.

 

[Guest]

 

[Cibo]

I hate to see a lovely lady in need of an orgasm. I wish I could e-mail you my tongue or something to help you out.

How would you talk then?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Exactly.



And I am going out for a while tongiht, Ill have a drink or 2 in me. Might help with relaxation. Might take a long bath, and tease myself for hours.

Translation: I can't get a real man, I have to post on a forum about my loser masturbation. My teeth put off men. Even Bugs Buny turned me down.
I'm lonely

Translation Complete.

 

[Guest]

 

[Cibo]

lol, wouldnt jessie be a bit upset?

Yeah she would, and I know she's gonna read this too, heh. BUT, I think she can understand how you're feeling and that it'll help you out just as much. hehe