I need someone with a big hammer

[ms_ann_thrope]

I was shooting snow pics and found this nail trying to escape. (also notice the waterdrop in mid flight above it)

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Never mind. I'll take care of it myself. Men don't have hammers anymore.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

So 'someone' was really a stab at men? Amazing that men should read your mind on this.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

So 'someone' was really a stab at men? Amazing that men should read your mind on this.

Kreskin was a fraud...just sayin.

 

[Lancecastor]

I'd hang a windchime from it.

 

[Disgustipated]

That's not your house. I see no tomato garden.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Kreskin was a fraud...just sayin.

Who's Kreskin? An ex of yours?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'd hang a windchime from it.

Out of the box thinking. Impressive.

 

[BotanyBoy]

That's not your house. I see no tomato garden.

Maybe the garden is indoors? That's where I keep mine in the winter.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Who's Kreskin? An ex of yours?

Are you 12? He used to make hammers. If you didn't have a Kreskin hammer, nails would laugh at you.

 

[blobfish]

Out of the box thinking. Impressive.

That phallic windchime was buried deep in someone's ash.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Maybe the garden is indoors? That's where I keep mine in the winter.

Columbian tomatoes?

 

[BotanyBoy]

Columbian tomatoes?

Thai

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

That phallic windchime was buried deep in someone's ash.

It probably plays Faith.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Thai

I'm out of the loop, but I did watch Weeds.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Are you 12? He used to make hammers. If you didn't have a Kreskin hammer, nails would laugh at you.

I use Stanley. Maybe an occasional $2 hammer to get the job done before the hammer is useless. I never thought of it as a genre sort of thing though. You might be onto something.

I have to make it a point the next time I ask nails what kind of hammer I should use to bury them. Nails are so sensitive these days. After all, nails are a phallus symbol.

 

[blobfish]

It probably plays Faith.

I've been parsing this for several minutes, but you've stumped me.

 

[about_average]

Define "big". I have everything from a 6oz tack hammer to a 15lb sledge, plus chipping hammers, air hammers and hammer drills. Plus a collection of Hammer Films. No MC Hammer though.
Some days even a water hammer.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I still don't think this is really about a hammer.

 

[blobfish]

Define "big". I have everything from a 6oz tack hammer to a 15lb sledge, plus chipping hammers, air hammers and hammer drills. Plus a collection of Hammer Films. No MC Hammer though.
Some days even a water hammer.

Hammer Films! They should be thankful for Christopher Lee. 8mm?

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Shit. I'm having violent thoughts now. I hid my hammer from me.

 

[Voodoo5150]

Be careful, his hair may blow in the wind up there.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Be careful, his hair may blow in the wind up there.

I dig the shirt. Everything else, not so much.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Okay, maybe I like the belt too.

 

[Voodoo5150]

Okay, maybe I like the belt too.

Come on, everybody loves leather gauntlets with a flared cuff.