I need smut input here

Wizard

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Ok folks I want to order some new films online and want to hear if anyone has seen anything good......I have been surfing and nothing has jumped out....Anyone?...let me hera what ya like.....
 
there is a title a friend asked me to look for-w/o success as of yet.
it is simply titled 'fetish' and if you dig leather, latex, etc i hear it rocks.
so if you look and find let me know. :)
 
Ya dam right I mean "those" films.....It is a porn site ya know....what else basket weaving 101 in 60 min?......

We were going to buy of the section here on the site...
 
Looks like someone hasn't seen the special on basket weaving the Discovery channel had awhile back. Oh mama, those were some hot ladies. I can't wait for 'Secrets of Crochet' next Saturday!
*drools muchly*
 
2036 members , someone has got to have something to add to this thing.......

Now I know I'm not the only one that watches this shit.....
 
Wizard said:
2036 members , someone has got to have something to add to this thing.......

Now I know I'm not the only one that watches this shit.....


Wiz.. LMAO honey!
Seriously, I am certain you are not the only one but geez... a great deal of those people are into the "literature" side of porn and maybe they just didn't have time lately for any good "smut?" Just a guess... but hopefully you are smiling now at least! :)

Personally, I am just NOT into pornographic movies b/c of the lack of feeling, emotional and most of all PLOT! I just can't get turned on by a plot like the following:

A guy's car breaks down and he walks to the nearest house and asks to use the phone. The home owner happens to be some vuluptuous, skank bimbo with the loosest pussy imaginable and as she comes in the door they look at each other.. which leads (5 seconds later) to them fucking on the front porch.

THEN to thicken the plot... the guy's friend (who he had called on the phone) arrives to help him ... and coincidentally so does the skany chick's friend (to return a garden tool or something) and HEY... what a creative and original idea... they are suddenly all fucky sucky like on the porch ... and it just doesn't do anything for my imagination or for me personally.


Please dont' take it the wrong way WH... it is just my prerogative. You know I think you are cool and a kick ass mage! If they made movies out of some of the great plot-lined stories here... sure I could probably watch such a thing!

:)
 
C'mon, Rosie. Give yourself a lil' credit. I'm sure you have plenty of smut input to go with your slut input.

And speaking of your slut input... ummmm... you might wanna fix your skirt. Your input's showing. ;)
 
always willing to help a woman in distress... although you don't seem to distressed for some reason. It almost seems as if... ummmm... as if you want your input to be seen. Shocking accusation, I know.

But there, I've made it! <Reaching down to help ya out anyway>
 
Oliver Clozoff said:
always willing to help a woman in distress... although you don't seem to distressed for some reason. It almost seems as if... ummmm... as if you want your input to be seen. Shocking accusation, I know.

But there, I've made it! <Reaching down to help ya out anyway>

First of all you spelled "too" as "to"... grammatical error (tee hee sorry I just couldn't resisit!!)

Second of all... I think my skirt is a little TOO high also... can ya help me TOO?
 
Can I fake distress convincingly enough to get some "help" too er also ah as well????? LOL
 
Earthmuffin said:
Can I fake distress convincingly enough to get some "help" too er also ah as well????? LOL


OMG I don't believe it.... it is a total phenomenon!!
Earthmuffin is having "skirty" issues as well!

Doc... code blue (is that the right color for this.. or would it be um "pink?")... we need you here on the smut thread right away!!
 
Earthmuffin said:
Can I fake distress convincingly enough to get some "help" too er also ah as well????? LOL

If you are not already in distress, I hearby volunteer to put you there.
 
Hey now... how many hands do you ladies think I have. I suppose I could use my free hand on one of you ladies and my mouth on the other, but I don't wanna play favorites...

so how are we gonna settle this? If I remember my rules of etiquette correctly, the 2 women in question are to "blow for it". On your knees, ladies. ;)
 
Oliver Clozoff said:
Hey now... how many hands do you ladies think I have. I suppose I could use my free hand on one of you ladies and my mouth on the other, but I don't wanna play favorites...

so how are we gonna settle this? If I remember my rules of etiquette correctly, the 2 women in question are to "blow for it". On your knees, ladies. ;)



EEEEK!
Running away
 
This sounds like the plot to one of those movies Jade's talking about..
 
Endlessly said:
This sounds like the plot to one of those movies Jade's talking about..


(Slaps hand passionately on computer desk)
YES.. YES .. THANK YOU Endlessly.. someone read it.. and understood!
Thank you!!!

LOL
God I love you Endlessly!
:)
 
morgainefairy said:
there is a title a friend asked me to look for-w/o success as of yet.
it is simply titled 'fetish' and if you dig leather, latex, etc i hear it rocks.
so if you look and find let me know. :)

*perks up* Leather and latex? Together? Oooooh, maybe I should look for that!

I didn't say that, did I?
 
WHAT IS A SMUT IMPUT?

:p
 
My suggestions

.. but seriously Wiz .. two good titles are:
"Latex" and "Shock" .. both are high quality porno videos produced by Michael Ninn. I like them because they have a unique story line .. great original cinematography *honest* and are hot, hot, hot .. check them out ..

In Shock, porn star Gina Fines does this amazing porn Marilyn Monroe scene .. wow ..

the only thing i didn't like was the first sex scene in "Latex" .. it was kinda lame cause the sexy wife wore these stupid latex gloves (you know like when you wash dishes lol) while she was having sex .. pleeeeeeeeeeease lol

the rest of the scenes in both videos are unbelievably hot ..

btw .. there is a mag called Adam Film World Guide Directory of Adult Films that gives mini reviews and ratings of adult films.

... so anyway i hope you and Skitten get something good .. let me know if you check out Latex and / or Shock and what you think.

Happy viewing!
 
Thank you Isabella, I was ready to tape Rosebud and friends and watch that.
 
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