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TheEarl said:
I like you ElSol.

The Earl


Ladies... I recommend giving The Earl a try.

If he agreeing with a sleepless ElSol, then he's either felt the effects of being THE GOD OF FUCK! or has an awesome sense of humor.

I hear sense of humor is really important to the ladies.

Strange... I never had a problem... 3 or 4 orgasms a session usually whitewashes most of my faults, or at least makes me a fun way to pass the time until Mr. Right comes along.


Sincerely,
ElSol
 
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elsol said:
Ladies... I recommend giving The Earl a try.

If he agreeing with a sleepless ElSol, then he's either felt the effects of being THE GOD OF FUCK! or has an awesome sense of humor.

I hear sense of humor is really important to the ladies.

Strange... I never had a problem... 3 or 4 orgasms a session usually whitewashes most of my faults, or at least makes me a fun way to pass the time until Mr. Right comes along.


Sincerely,
ElSol

I definitely like you ElSol!

The Earl
 
elsol said:
*burp* It's 1:30 in the morning... I haven't slept all day so what harm could there be in a little honesty.

What turns you on during sex?

Female orgasms make me feel like the THE GOD OF FUCK! (A great name of a band, by the way.)

That's purely psychological, actually during sex, I like when she 'tries' to take control, and it only gets her put on her stomach with me taking her from behind... and knowing that she liked the whole 'Uh... excuse me, you're lying on the altarTHE GOD OF FUCK!, I'm in charge!'

What do you like women to do?

To be expressive... hard to think that you're the THE GOD OF FUCK! if she's not screaming, blushing... etc.

Physically... I call it the last drop.

Immediately 'after' sex, the SO guides me to my back, take my dick with her thumb on the bottm, presses down with the thumb and upward... drawing the last drop out, and then she sucks, licks me clean.

She thinks she gets Tiffany's, Chocolate of the Month, Phantom of the Opera tickets because I'm a 'wonderful guy'.

PASHAH!!!!

It's my dick talking...

ElSol: Damn... I gotta get ze girl a valentine's day gift. How much should I spend? I am on a budget.

ElSol's Dick: What's a budget, boss?

ElSol: That's where we don't spend that much money on her.

ElSol's Dick: We're talking about ZEEE GIRL... the one that does the little tricky at the end?

ElSol: Yeah.

ElSol's Dick: Think Big!

ElSol: I'm on a budget.

ElSol Dick: Listen, I'm the one that does the fucking around here, not you... so STOP fucking with me. I said THINK BIG! and this is definitely one of those times that I do the thinking for both of us.


What makes sex more exciting?

More female orgasms...

In truth, anything that shows that I have control... thus tying her down, changing positions at MY will... etc, etc.

I'm a sexual control-freak, more control during sex that I have the better the sex is... that's the basis of the female orgasm thing.

I am in control of her pleasure.

If you weren't that experienced sexually, but had an opportunity to try out some fantasies in a safe relationship, what would you want to try?

I don't have sexual fantasies... per se.

I don't consider the MFF thing to be a sexual fantasy... it's just an extension of the prime directive, "I want to fuck girls!"

It's interesting that most people confuse my stories for my sexual fantasies, I've even had offers of making them come true.

It's really tough to look at a woman and say "You don't understand... that's the dark side of my mind; if I walk that path, I may never come back. That's not fantasy, darling!"

If you were able to introduce a new sexual experience to someone, what would it be?

Sex.

I consider it a public service for a male that understands sex and can fuck good to take an inexperienced female on for a six-month period... but no more than six months.

It solves a couple of very annoying problems.

1) It prevents her falling into the grip of some useless motherfucker who doesn't know the difference between fucking her and fucking her over... if this isn't prevented she can get hangups and other problems with sex.

Do you know how frustrating it is to undo these fucking hangups? Every time I stumble over one these women, I have a driving need to go beat the fuck out of some dumb asshole that should've kept it in his pants for the sake of the rest of us.

Really good sex early in a woman's sexual experience makes it easier on me (and the other guys) to get really good sex from her.

2) The love thing...

You can put the well in well-fucked woman before she takes her clothes off... so I don't want to fucking hear "He loves me" or "I love her" if she's NOT getting hers.

It's like Valentine's Day, it's one day a year and it's fucking the simplest of simples... do something SHE likes.

Thus I bought the SO some Phantom tickets, which is her favorite show all time.

5 minutes of crying... lots of bragging to every female she know 'about what a wonderful' guy I am... and I come out of the whole situation smelling like fucking roses and for what? Cause I'm willing to sacrifice one night out of the year to do something she likes?

PASHAH!!!

I'll probably have wood during the entire show thinking about what wonderful pieces of lingerie she bought to make the night 'extra special'.

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Hmm... definitely need to get more sleep if I'm going to post here.

Damn, I'm an egotistical bastard some time... (Hmm... all the time really, I just hide it better when I've gotten sleep.)

*shrug*

Sincerely,
ElSol


Can we just call you GOF for short? :rose:
 
TheEarl said:
Mind you, during sex, I wouldn't have thought "Fuck me!" was too unexpected.

The Earl

I've had a woman say "Fuck me" to me which made me wonder what the hell I'd been doing for the last ten minutes. I had to stop and look at the manual.
 
Oh, what an opening -

If I were a mean and cruel-hearted bitch (well, this morning, anyway) I would answer with the appropriate response.

Luckily, I've already had my coffee this morning. :rolleyes:
 
elsol said:
Ladies... I recommend giving The Earl a try.

If he agreeing with a sleepless ElSol, then he's either felt the effects of being THE GOD OF FUCK! or has an awesome sense of humor.

I hear sense of humor is really important to the ladies.

Strange... I never had a problem... 3 or 4 orgasms a session usually whitewashes most of my faults, or at least makes me a fun way to pass the time until Mr. Right comes along.


Sincerely,
ElSol

Only 3 or 4? You're not trying hard enough.. :p

VA
:kiss:
 
This whole thread has made me sad. I'm that woman, the one who would make Dr. M redline, the one who would ravish TheEarl against the wall, the one who would and does make my guy feel the God of Fuck!

My ex-boyfriend was the lucky recipient of all that. So, WTF? :mad:


(Sorry. Rant over. Go back to your regularly scheduled program. Nothing to see here. Move along folks.)
 
LadyJeanne said:
This whole thread has made me sad. I'm that woman, the one who would make Dr. M redline, the one who would ravish TheEarl against the wall, the one who would and does make my guy feel the God of Fuck!

My ex-boyfriend was the lucky recipient of all that. So, WTF? :mad:


(Sorry. Rant over. Go back to your regularly scheduled program. Nothing to see here. Move along folks.)

:kiss: *hugs*
 
LadyJeanne said:
This whole thread has made me sad. I'm that woman, the one who would make Dr. M redline, the one who would ravish TheEarl against the wall, the one who would and does make my guy feel the God of Fuck!

My ex-boyfriend was the lucky recipient of all that. So, WTF? :mad:


(Sorry. Rant over. Go back to your regularly scheduled program. Nothing to see here. Move along folks.)

I hear ya sweetie. I'm the same way. I'm that girl, too. But, sadly, no man to appreciate it.

SJ
 
LadyJeanne said:
This whole thread has made me sad. I'm that woman, the one who would make Dr. M redline, the one who would ravish TheEarl against the wall, the one who would and does make my guy feel the God of Fuck!

My ex-boyfriend was the lucky recipient of all that. So, WTF? :mad:


(Sorry. Rant over. Go back to your regularly scheduled program. Nothing to see here. Move along folks.)

:rose:
 
LadyJeanne said:
This whole thread has made me sad. I'm that woman, the one who would make Dr. M redline, the one who would ravish TheEarl against the wall, the one who would and does make my guy feel the God of Fuck!

My ex-boyfriend was the lucky recipient of all that. So, WTF? :mad:


(Sorry. Rant over. Go back to your regularly scheduled program. Nothing to see here. Move along folks.)

It's because some men, and I use the term loosely, would rather have poor sex lives than have to handle a woman who is at least their equal.

They're also frightened that a woman that sexual won't be faithful. They're afraid that they can't satisfy her and she'll look somewhere else.

It's that whole 'control' thing again. A man's got to be in control all the time, many believe.

Sweetsarah, :kiss:
 
Roses and hugs to all. Great depression that there's a good deal of Atlantic separating me from some of you girls.

Sub Joe said:
I had to stop and look at the manual.

<sniggers>

The Earl
 
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