I need help

[Ocktune]

Hey...my screen name is Ocktune and I posted a piece of humor here long ago you can read it... Ocktune would be the screen name.
So I'm actually going to try writing a piece of erotica for the first time and I was hoping someone could advise me about a few things.My genre of course being an aging babyboomer is big tits. I've read a lot of stories here and of course I have my favorites but I'm guessing the more popular stories have a kind of theme or standard things that make them better. I'm thinking talking dirty is one, giant breasts and several woman with giant breasts and of course a large dick. I wonder if this makes sense to anyone or am I just projecting my own labido, although I have noticed that the writers I find the best have written many stories. My philosophy of writing (and I am a published humorist) has always been that as a writer it is your duty to entertain the reader, or at least illuminate and instruct. If ayone could help I would appreciate it, Thanks and be well.
Ocktune

 

[sr71plt]

Several women with giant breasts and one big dick? (Siamese twins joined at the dick, maybe?) Yes, that would be quite a story. Sounds quite entertaining. By all means go for it.

 

[Ocktune]

Thanks that's really funny

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Write what you would want to read. Wander through the categories and read as much as you can and then write something and post it. Or don't read anything, and write something and post it anyway.

If your thing is what sr said - a bunch of big titties joined at the dick - then write that. And then post it in NonHuman

Honestly, I don't think a lot of the stories out there are written because it's what the reader wants to read. They're there because that's what the writer wants to write at the moment. Give it a shot and see how you do.

 

[Ocktune]

Thanks for your input.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have noticed that the writers I find the best have written many stories.
Ocktune

I think that means that they've practised a lot. Er, at story-writing I mean!

But way back, they had to start with sweating hands and pounding heart, putting together something that they enjoyed and thought they'd share. They too anxsted about whether they'd be panned by the readers or if anyone would put up an Anonymous comment saying 'I quite liked it'.

I really like publishing on here because people do comment and while it can be soul-searing to put your work up for public feedback, it helps me learn how to write better. When I started I didn't have an editor but now I do and that is really helpful too. There are always errors you can't see because you read the damn thing 50 times so your eye skims over them. And it's lovely when they like something and tell you a bit of your writing is good.

Do write! Put it up here, let us know and we will come and be gentle with you .

Well, some of us will be gentle! but others like a bit of rough

xxxxxx

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hey...my screen name is Ocktune and I posted a piece of humor here long ago you can read it... Ocktune would be the screen name.
So I'm actually going to try writing a piece of erotica for the first time and I was hoping someone could advise me about a few things.My genre of course being an aging babyboomer is big tits. I've read a lot of stories here and of course I have my favorites but I'm guessing the more popular stories have a kind of theme or standard things that make them better. I'm thinking talking dirty is one, giant breasts and several woman with giant breasts and of course a large dick. I wonder if this makes sense to anyone or am I just projecting my own labido, although I have noticed that the writers I find the best have written many stories. My philosophy of writing (and I am a published humorist) has always been that as a writer it is your duty to entertain the reader, or at least illuminate and instruct. If ayone could help I would appreciate it, Thanks and be well.
Ocktune

Large breasts on a woman and a large dick on a man are alright, but don't make them freakishly large. You might write about a woman having big, very sensitive breasts and a man who is hung so big no woman can accommodate him. They get together for a great titfuck, and both come like crazy.

Whatever you do, avoid using the line: "I kiked down the door and cummed in her fase."

 

[TE999]

By all means, write what you wish to, but a word of caution; outsized breasts and penises have become a risible cliche' in erotic literature and it would be advisable to eschew any repeated mention of same if you wish to have your work considered halfway plausible by potential readers.

There's also the 'Humor and Satire' and 'Fetish' story cats if you wish to go that route.

Have fun and happy writing.

 

[Stella_Omega]

There's a freaky little fetish called "inflation" that you might get some humor mileage out of-- if you like big tits and a big dick, you can make them expand to fill a room!