I need help with names...

[A_Jacks]

I need some good wholesome names for my story because I am aweful at making them up. It is in first person and I have been assigned to teach a high school sex education class. Well one thing leads to another and I play with Mr. Happy while talking to them and that is very satisfying.

Well after that we get into a real discussion of sex which leads to show and tell with my wards, even eventually evolving into group sex.

My names just feel contrived and artificial.

Can you help me?

 

[Debbie]

I will help if I can. PM or email me if you want.


I have withdrawn my offer of help as I thought you were a genuine person wanting help. I see I may have been fooled

 

[Guest]

pervert

 

[Mickie]

Try using a baby name book, or google search the net for baby names.

 

[cymbidia]

As someone who has taught a lot of sex ed to teenagers, i have a little trouble with your premise, but then, i don't have a Mr. Happy to contend with, either. (Plus, all's fair in world of story-telling, as i well know.)

Anyway, here are a couple baby names links, as suggested by the estimable Mickie:

http://www.babynames.com/V5/index.html

http://www.parenthood.com/parent_cfmfiles/babynames.cfm

http://www.yourbabysname.com/home.htm

 

[A_Jacks]

You have only a little trouble with the premise?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL How many times can you jerk off to the same story?

Pardon me. I have to go lance a butt pimple. LOL

 

[cymbidia]

You have only a little trouble with the premise?

Since i'll never ever read a story like this, yes, i only have a little trouble with it. I don't find this kind of teacher-student premise arousing at all, nor does sex with children do anything for me (aside from making me think worse of you, that is).

Did that answer your questions, stated and unstated?

 

[A_Jacks]

Then how do you feel about Dixon Carter Lee who already has such stories as this on the board?

I mean as a teacher?

Don't think less of me as a person since I am a father and have no intention of writing the story, only in pointing out what is already here posted on Litorotica.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Holy shit! Someone wrote an erotic story about a director who has sex with an 18 year old girl! Gads!

AJ, you're killing me! This is your big moral "crusade"! LOL What deeply perverse issue are you going to take on next -- french kising?

 

[cymbidia]

Then how do you feel about Dixon Carter Lee who already has such stories as this on the board?

I mean as a teacher?

Don't think less of me as a person since I am a father and have no intention of writing the story, only in pointing out what is already here posted on Litorotica.

I think DCL is a wonderful author who writes well in areas i cannot or will not attempt. I don't condemn anyone for their kinks, AJ, and no matter what spin you try to put on it, i won't be drawn into whatever little war you have going with DCL.

As a teacher i dislike teacher fantasies in any form since they're *not* a part of my reality and hit a little close to home for me. However, as a pragmatist, i know there are many who do like them and so i simply go my own way with my own fantasies, leaving the teacher fantasies to those who get something from them.

I do find myself wondering about you as a person, AJ, and often have to scratch my head in puzzlement at the intent of your posts. I could be wrong but it seems almost as if you're forever trying to hurt other people, AJ, instead of doing good where you can and putting your energy and intelligence to positive purposes. Can that be true?

 

[A_Jacks]

One must fight for what is right.
When attacked for my views politicaly and finacially I fight back.
When people espouse taking advantage of children, especially when guised as a mentor, I fight against that.
I have seen your discussions with Texan and know you are intelligent.

How do you profile one who's obsessions are high school girls and star trek?

My quess is the loner behind a screen and a keyboard. Not the healthy type.

 

[A_Jacks]

DCL

I have had experience in the theater. Anyone who wishes to postulate that they can whip out Mr. Happy in privacy on a high school stage has real issues.

Anyone whose fantasies include high school girls is treading a thin line at best and they know that.

In one of the communities in which I teach, the most the football coach, a virtual god in the community for his winning record was pilloried and sent to jail for kissing a girl one month sort of 18.

No, you are as dangerous to America as the Taliban.

You would use a position of authority to seduce the innocent. But then you are a Democrat aren't you...

 

[KillerMuffin]

cym, why are you arguing with an idiot? It's like trying to explain to Todd why he's in the middle of a serious martyr syndrome at times. AJ's brilliance speaks for itself.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

No, you are as dangerous to America as the Taliban.

ROTFLMFAO Yeah. That's what I am. Thank you. I was wondering if you weren't quite the knee-jerk reactionary silly-willy I thought you were.

You have zero interest in this little moral soapbox derby. You lost an argument with me a couple of months ago (long after you read my story and jerked off to my story and loved my story) and just haven't been able to get your panties out of your ass crack about it ever since. That's all that's going on here.

So let me ask you, did you cum once per chapter, or save it all up for the end?

 

[A_Jacks]

I do not jerk off to these stories, that is your perview. Now my wife love romantic, racy stories, and I enjoy it when she reads them, so I gladly keep her in Penthouse Forum's so that I do not need to jack off.

No you are the lonely one without a relationship sitting miserably in fornt of your screen day after day defending the sanctity of your stories and waiting for the latest update to the official Star Trek site. But please continue to fill me in on the details of how you do it, although it does kind of give me the willies in that you would spend time considering my masterbation techniques.

I only read it [the much vaunted Teaching Patti, tell me, just what the hell are tony arms?] to get material to use against you since personal attacks need an element of truth to be successful. Since you had obviously decided to become bobtoad777's personal gadfly, I decided to become yours. [Hell since I withdrew my stories, I stopped reading all the voluminous stories here because people are not writing seriously, just churning out thier own variations of jackoff material.]

I never argue, you have not read often enough my explanations of how politics work, but the you are so obsessed witht the greatness of DCl that you probably missed all that. I do not engage in back and forths. I just publish a weekend edition of the Andra-Jenny show. Like a good liberal, I heave my charges and run like hell. Remember, it is how often and how loud you shout a slogan that makes it successful. So you have yet to win an argument other than to pat yourself on the back with your own cleveness. The truly stupid usually do that.

As for my most recent absence, I was remodling my home in town for occupancy and getting my lake home closed up and winterized and hence my days were full. I also took time out to help my neighbors during this good, full harvest season.

Currently world events bring me back to the 'puter, hence my resurgent guerilla actions against your blatant attempt to push [perversion] as a normal part of the American lifestytle. I'll bet you even a member of, what is it, [ ]? The acronym escapes me at the moment, but I am sure you or one of your readers can correct me.

Edited by Laurel, again

 

[Debbie]

A_Jacks I don't see what is your problem specifically with DCL? I am a writer myself. I have written stories about 18 yr olds with their driving instructor
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=15637


and an 18 year old with older man
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=16838
and so on
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=12961


am I too a paedophile? I myself was sexually active at 14 and I do not consider myself as a paedophile, nor am I stupid.

You have yet to prove why your rants at DCL's stories are "expose's of a paedophile"

Dammit the stories submitted to Lit are mostly stories, I have not experienced any of my stories and am a BIG Star Trek fan. (*Sob* Im a freak and I didn't know it)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Another Exciting Edition of "The Andra-Jenny Show"

AJ, you are your biggest fan...

 

[A_Jacks]

Jeez Dixon, you're pretty flexible there guy...

 

[A_Jacks]

Debbiexxx

would you write a story about exposing yourself to high-schoolers before you know their ages?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Jeez Dixon, you're pretty flexible there guy...

Yeah. Good comeback there, AJ. LOL

 

[cymbidia]

~sigh~
Guys?

Come on...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL But he started it, Mom.

 

[Debbie]

A_Jacks I am totally ignoring you


Cym, I'm playing nice now!