i need gay husband.

[dolf]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6846855/gay-men-will-marry-your-girlfriends

 

[Byron In Exile]

rofl!

 

[dolf]

they will marry the crap out of us!

 

[neci]

that was cute, but i need a bear!

 

[Lorilei]

I want a gay husband!

 

[Tryharder62]

I already have a husband don't want another one of those ever. But I would like a gay best friend. Sounds fantastic.

 

[richard_daily]

http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=421881

 

[dolf]

http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=421881

you could be gay! you be gay and we can get married

 

[richard_daily]

you could be gay! you be gay and we can get married

That's a great idea... I could cook for you EVERY DAY!

 

[dolf]

That's a great idea... I could cook for you EVERY DAY!

i love you but...
why do you hate me?

 

[Byron In Exile]

you could be gay! you be gay and we can get married

You're just proposing to Richard because you know he'd make a better gay than me.

 

[cookiejar]

I already have a husband don't want another one of those ever. But I would like a gay best friend. Sounds fantastic.

I have 2 ... they're wonderful!

 

[dolf]

You're just proposing to Richard because you know he'd make a better gay than me.

he bought crocs. he actually bought a pair of crocs.

 

[Byron In Exile]

i love you but...
why do you hate me?

I could ask, "why do you carry a dead bird around in your hand for weeks," but do I?

No, I do not.

I just assume you have your reasons, and I leave it at that.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I would make a wonderful gay if not for my general dislike of cocks that are not mine......

Girls who hang around primarily gay men are a unique breed. In my limited experience I tend to find they have a better sense a humor and tend to be a little smarter. Of course this is just based on two girls who I have been close with forever...

Not sure were the negative stereotype fag hag came from.

 

[richard_daily]

he bought crocs. he actually bought a pair of crocs.

More than one pair!

 

[dolf]

I would make a wonderful gay if not for my general dislike of cocks that are not mine......

Girls who hang around primarily gay men are a unique breed. In my limited experience I tend to find they have a better sense a humor and tend to be a little smarter. Of course this is just based on two girls who I have been close with forever...

Not sure were the negative stereotype fag hag came from.

jealous straight men

 

[dolf]

More than one pair!

sometimes love just isn't enough.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*Opens mouth,closes it*

*most of the gay men she knows, are NOT ripped, dammit...

but the bi boys are*

*gives this more thought*

 

[richard_daily]

sometimes love just isn't enough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuDltpEUvW0

 

[slave_]

Moose and squirrel! Sorry, it was the first thing that came to mind after reading the thread title.

That video is funny!

 

[Sinny]

A motherfucking quiche!

 

[trysail]

They are amusing to watch but they don't go where manly men go and they don't have the fun we do bashing through mountainous seas or in "the armed pursuit of the lower fauna."

 

[dolf]

They are amusing to watch but they don't go where manly men go and they don't have the fun we do bashing through mountainous seas or in "the armed pursuit of the lower fauna."

but if i married you i would get burnt scrambled eggs.
and your sailing career won't massage my tired toes.

 

[Byron In Exile]

but if i married you i would get burnt scrambled eggs.
and your sailing career won't massage my tired toes.

You mean "tyred toes," right?