I Need A Husband

[k¡tty]

like Broken.



He cooks, cleans and takes care of the rugrats then goes off to work.




Do you happen to have a brother Broken?

 

[Starblayde]

need a fiance on a trial basis?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

nope, but I have a white trash ho sister that would be perfect for KS.

Thanks for the kind words also

 

[k¡tty]

need a fiance on a trial basis?

Will he cater to all of my needs? ;-)

 

[just pet]

I have a gay roommate
He cooks.
He cleans.
He decorates.
And he doesn't mind if I have a man on the side. (No, we don't share)

 

[Starblayde]

Will he cater to all of my needs? ;-)

Make a list and we'll see

 

[k¡tty]

nope, but I have a white trash ho sister that would be perfect for KS.

Thanks for the kind words also

Can you train someone for me?

 

[Gilly Bean]

My hubby cooks, cleans (with some prodding), takes care of the rug rats, does bath time with them, and pampers me silly.


He still won't do groceries, though.

 

[k¡tty]

I have a gay roommate
He cooks.
He cleans.
He decorates.
And he doesn't mind if I have a man on the side. (No, we don't share)

That's a good start.. and would sure fuel my imagination in other areas.

 

[Richard49]

I cook, clean & do windows

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Can you train someone for me?

well the oldest son is 8 now....

 

[k¡tty]

Make a list and we'll see

My needs are simple..



He needs to do the dishes.
Help keep the house clean.
Do most of the cooking.
Sex me up as often as he humanly can.
Play with my hair.
Fib and tell me that I'm the most beautiful woman he's ever seen.






lol you still sound like you've got a great one there Gilly.

 

[Mia62]

kitty?

This has been bothering me...on your AV, there is like a line on the right...what is that???

 

[k¡tty]

I cook, clean & do windows

Ahh yes but do you hog the covers? ;-)

 

[Starblayde]

He needs to do the dishes - Check
Help keep the house clean - Check
Do most of the cooking. - Check
Sex me up as often as he humanly can. - Check checked again
Play with my hair - Check
Fib and tell me that I'm the most beautiful woman he's ever seen - Does it have to be a fib?

 

[k¡tty]

well the oldest son is 8 now....

I can't wait 10 - 12 years.

 

[just pet]

That's a good start.. and would sure fuel my imagination in other areas.

I get a man's point of view with a unique perspective.

His room is decorated in gas masks, leather, and latex.

 

[April]

I have a gay roommate
He cooks.
He cleans.
He decorates.
And he doesn't mind if I have a man on the side. (No, we don't share)

Can I borrow your life for a while?

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Madam may I say a man that is broken is no good to anyone,but a man that is caring and attentive now he is a worthwhile catch.Broken is souless but I offer you my best wishes.
geetings Bachlum Chaam

 

[Killswitch]

like Broken.



He cooks, cleans and takes care of the rugrats then goes off to work.




Do you happen to have a brother Broken?

Jesus christ Kitty....how much does he pay you out of his wifes salary to be his publicist....

If you did marry him, which one of you would get a job?

 

[Carp]

like Broken.



He cooks, cleans and takes care of the rugrats then goes off to work.




Do you happen to have a brother Broken?

I keep tellin' ya to move to Minnesota, and ya keep ignoring me!!!

 

[k¡tty]

kitty?

This has been bothering me...on your AV, there is like a line on the right...what is that???

My hair was wet from the shower, so it's clinging to my neck in several areas.

 

[Starblayde]

I can't wait 10 - 12 years.

8 + 12? hmmmmm sounds surprisingly close to my age

 

[Bidin~Time]

kitty?

This has been bothering me...on your AV, there is like a line on the right...what is that???

The hickey I gave her this weekend.

Either that or it's a tendril of her lovely auburn hair.

 

[Mia62]

My hair was wet from the shower, so it's clinging to my neck in several areas.

Ahh...thank you. It sort of looked like a misplaced eyebrow.