I need a good shag

[Lovepotion69]

And I need it now.

 

[pointless]

you aint the only one, sister. you aint the only one.

 

[Starblayde]

And I need it now.

We've discussed this already

 

[Zmey]

bend ovah!

 

[amelia]

are you talking about shaq the poster? i miss him too!

 

[Sillyman]

A clean shag would be nice. I've been meaning to replace the computer room carpeting for a while now.

 

[Xstatic]

And I need it now.

Darn - and I'm ½way round the world with no airline ticket

 

[Lovepotion69]

Pointless, I know. I know.

Starblayde, yeah...I know. Sigh. Couldn't you have cum over last fall instead? No wait, you were busy shagging girls in the same town. Ok,never mind.

Zmey, how did you know my fave position.

Amelia, have no clue who he is. LOL

 

[Zmey]

Zmey, how did you know my fave position.

I just like to rub your tummy, clit and kiss your neck ...

 

[Lovepotion69]

A clean shag would be nice. I've been meaning to replace the computer room carpeting for a while now.

What colour will the new one be?



Xstatic, isn't life a bitch?

 

[Starblayde]

Starblayde, yeah...I know. Sigh. Couldn't you have cum over last fall instead? No wait, you were busy shagging girls in the same town. Ok,never mind.

I gotta hit the sack, honey. Need sleep for work 2moro.

Speak to you soon

 

[Sillyman]

What colour will the new one be?

I was thinking something tasteful like a green and gold mix.

 

[Xstatic]

Xstatic, isn't life a bitch?

Yes it is - but it beats the alternative, I guess...

*sends a cyber **HUGGGG** out - just because*

 

[Lovepotion69]

I was thinking something tasteful like a green and gold mix.

Are you sure about the green? I'd go for pink.

 

[Xstatic]

I was thinking something tasteful like a green and gold mix.

I'd recommend keeping to the darker green & gold shades - too bright and you might have Aussie sport teams thinking it's a new base

(Which might be your plan - I dunno...)

 

[fleshncolor]

D

 

[Lovepotion69]

Xstatic, HUUUUUGGGGSSSS to you too.

Fleshncolour, love your work. And I'd prefer this Shaggy

www.shaggyonline.com

instead of yours.

 

[Sillyman]

Are you sure about the green? I'd go for pink.

Pink has been proven to cause aggression in insane asylums, and around here that's a serious concern.

 

[Lovepotion69]

Pink has been proven to cause aggression in insane asylums, and around here that's a serious concern.

Hm, what about orange then?

 

[pointless]

chartuese?















i have no idea if that is spelt correctly

 

[Lovepotion69]

BUMP!

Because I still need a shag.


Now, forget about Sillyman's golden carpet and concentrate on yours truly instead.

I need a shag and I need it NOW. I'm leaving the UK in a week and I at least want to get SOME sex before I leave.

 

[bknight2602]

Steps in to offer a swap.

 

[Lovepotion69]

Steps in to offer a swap.

Does that mean I get your bits and you get mine?

 

[bknight2602]

Anything is possible.

 

[Lovepotion69]

Anything is possible.

Yaaay!

So, how fast can you get to London?